K Race
 

I know this is true, but don't get why. I am in pretty good shape- run 5 miles 6 days a week at a decent pace. My resting heart rate is 60 BPM. If being fit means your heart rate is low should you burn fewer calories?

K Race
 

You have not even possibly had time to read the entire article.

I'm not saying any of it has anything to do with me in particular, but I thought it was very, very interesting. Especially the stuff with the chickens and marmosets and the virus.

That ulcer you have, you brought it on yourself by not meditating/doing yoga enough and by eating the wrong foods. Sinner.

K Race
 

I was hurt over the Giants tickets snub. I take it back. It was malicious shit stirring. I miss you [sniff].

K Race
 

It was a joke, but I took it back. If I still had a time machine I would retroactively unpost it.

Diction
 

I would like to take this opportunity to point out that while diction may be defined in part as: the choice of words used in speech or writing, it is not the same as usage, which refers to the actual meaning or definition of words.

To demonstrate: the use of "all y'all" in the quoted post is an example of the ironic use of diction to create humor by making an erudite assertion through the choice of words and dialogue not traditionally associated with erudition. The use of "diction" as a heading for the quoted post is an example of improper usage to undermine the irony inherent in the use of "country-fied" diction by demonstrating a less than perfect degree of erudition.

Carry on.

K Race
 

Talk to the hand. We're done.

K Race
 

I don't know what to say, my standards must be low. It doesn't bother me. None of it bothers me.

In fairness, I don't recall that lied when blatantly questioned about a sock by you.

Diction
 

And here I always thought diction was only a synonym for enunciation or otherwise related to correct pronounciation. I stand corrected.

As for vapid, yeah, that is exactly what I meant when describing our "special" friend.

To A Certain Special Someone
 

Thank you.

K Race
 

As a long-time diabetic, I can tell you with absolute certainty that the calculations are at best semi-educated guesses. Just a variation in insulin production, resistance, and uptake can produce wild swings in the rate of calorie adsorption.

K Race
 

Okay. Now you've gone from merely insipid to downright unintelligible.

No offence.

Diction
 

What translator page do you use?

K Race
 

If I ignore you, will you go away? [how is that for a sentence?]

K Race
 

When my resting HR was 42 I ate 6000 calories a day. Does that help?

K Race
 

No, but I will cease to have any impact on you. And the first effort at sentence formation was perfect. The second, somewhat less so. The brackets were unnecessary and distracting. And the first letter of the the first word in a sentence is always capitalized. But I applaud the thought you put into the post.

K Race
 

your doctor and wife may buy that shit, but here's 5 bucks that says we'd find evidence of Twinkies if we checked your fingernails.

K Race
 

This isn't an accurate statement of my reasons or of my conclusion but I'm going to drop it because you're being obtuse and defensive.

(And don't say "how am I any more obtuse and defensive that you have been?" That line of argument gets pretty tired.)

K Race
 

This seems like a very male reaction...

K Race
 

you and the first wife must have had some massive fights for the last piece of cake huh?

Diction
 

It's Canadian.

K Race
 

Indeed. I envy your position on the moral high ground and wouldn't want to inflict my tiresomeness on that paradise.

K Race
 

I like square brackets. It makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside and brings out the corporate side of me, like it is a PPM or something.

K Race
 

I'd give her a half the house head start but I was still first to the cake plate.

Diction
 

fantastic, eh?

K Race
 

You are proving my point about the defensiveness. I didn't think I was moralizing here, but am willing to concede that I have come across that way about this topic, especially in the past.

K Race
 

"Tough tootsie rolls"? Please tell me you did not really fucking write that. The mere thought that someone wrote that is almost enough to make my sinuses implode and my nervous system melt.

K Race
 

You are just jealous that you aren't getting the male attention you crave. It probably has something to do with that tough tootsie roll of yours.

K Race
 

Progress, babycakes usually you are ripping on my incoherence.

K Race
 

I like the expression. As a child, I would eagerly anticipate Christmas. Chrismas morning was a magical time, all the family together with the beautiful decorations, the wondrous smells, and, of course, the brightly wrapped presents under the tree. I would always save some of the candy I'd received in my stocking, as if tasting the candy in the months to come would bring me back to that wonderful time. Come February, cold and gray and desolate, I would break open my cache, only to find that it had gone stale and tasteless, the chalky taste reminding me of my bleak, bitter, and empty existence on every other day of the year.

Tough. Tootsie. Rolls.

K Race
 

Are you going to be spending Christmas this year hailing cabs for tips? Because I bet the tips will be really good.

K Race
 

Say what you may about NFH. I sort of respect his moxie.

K Race
 

Would I make more than I do selling individual cigarettes at Port Authority?

K Race
 

I didn't think I was being defensive in that last post, more of smart arse, but am willing to concede that I may have come across as defensive in our back and forth (and also in my back and forth with Thurgreed, where I also may have come across as retarded), especially in the past.

K Race
 

I could not tell you. There might not be a lot of people at Port Authority on Christmas? Then again, the people who are there probably really want cigarettes.

K Race
 

Jejune?!?

I Love (capital "L") that word.

I like banal, too. Not exactly like the others, but I could see it coming up in this context if I think really hard about it.

K Race
 

I think the Daintiest Petunia [rip, sniff] invented that.

K Race
 

Off my corner!

K Race
 

Honey, I own the corner.

(Are we talking about the corner with the folding chairs?)

K Race
 

A man's gotta do what a man's gotta do.

Denise
 

So here's what Denise Richards says about her divorce.

So, there are no drugs or prostitutes in Illinois? And Sebby led me to believe that she was one of Heidi's girls. Who's right?

http://img.timeinc.net/people/i/2006...e_richards.jpg