Why do the Red Sox suck so hard?
 

so would my Calabrese mother. Why all the hate?

If there's a Pappasito's, why would anyone go to Wendy's?

newest member
 

Uh, no. Huh?

(I am wracking my brain to figure out what you mean . . .

Order of the British Empire? Nope.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/OBE

Out of Body Experience? Rarely ;)
http://skepdic.com/obe.html

Please `splain yo self.)

If anyone has questions, please feel free to ask, if for no other reason than to lead this thread in a different direction than the last . . .

Un-fucking-believable
 

Sweetie, you know that you and I are so there when the Leafs play the Rangers Game 7 at the Garden, but eh?

newest member
 

Honourary Order of the British Empire. Several of my socks made it. I was skek_4, amongst others, fyi.

Why do the Red Sox suck so hard?
 

I see that you, too, understand the language.

Confidential to the Yankees
 

Fuck you for giving Mariano the day off.

newest member
 

Ahh, I see. I was not, as I did not post - just read.

I did do a summer program at Oxford. But really, any OBE in that context would have been related to getting stupid drunk (as in the out of body OBE definition) on pint after pint, and not anything to do with chivalry or social order.

Un-fucking-believable
 

Did one of those teams switch Conferences?

True Story
 

Why are you asking me? Last time I recall, you were living squarely in my hood.

newest member
 

Huh. Doesn't seem that anyone alive is entitled to claim an Honourary OBE. All the OBEs appear to be properly addressed as Sir or Dame.

Confidential to the Yankees
 

I got home just in time to watch Proctor tee up that gopher ball.

Actually, saving Mo another inning* probably not a bad idea at all, so long as Detroit doesn't end up winning the home field by one game.


*he did pitch the first game, after all.

newest member
 

As Santana sang....

"Those who forget their history are doomed to repeat it"

True Story
 

It is a long way from SF to Alo Palto. Especially drunk on 280 at three AM.

True Story
 

:)

Bono
 

That would be me. And that's why I'm such a valued member of the fb community, despite my less-than-prolific posting.


How can you forget the vagina dentata story? My b-i-l is afraid of cunnilingus b/c he thinks that vaginas look like the scary pulsating closet from Poltergeist and that movie scared the shit out of him as a child. I can't make this stuff up.

Un-fucking-believable
 

Yeah, I heard that Toronto went to the Campbell Conference.

(Doh!)

True Story
 

Even longer when you keep looking for the exit for Alo Palto.

Bono
 

And that is considered "normal"?

Bono
 

Who the fuck said anything about normal?

Bono
 

I thought I was on "ignore" at the threat of being *shunned* by Spank-Master.

Damn whoever took over Socialite's Life
 

Is waayyy too funny almost a pale facsimile of Fuggers but funny shit

http://socialitelife.com/2006/08/30/...al_present.php

Aww yeah, Vida Guerrera bring tips to bring you from festive and chubby to hot hot hot, check it.

http://www.tmz.com/2006/08/30/vida-b...ur-cell-phone/

Bono
 

If you're going to respond to my post, RESPOND TO MY FUCKING POST, don't quote me and then just say random shit. What the hell is wrong with you?

And Spanky loves me no matter what stupid pointless shit I may do, including talking to you.

Bono
 

Okay I am responding. You have always been and always will be immature and reactive like nuclear. I asked a simple question and you bug out for no reason. You suffer from STFU disease big time.

Bono
 

Of course I'm immature -- I don't have the stabilizing influence of a husband and children to make me realize what is really important in life and to help me realize that I don't have to actually respond to every fucking post, whether it concerns me or not.

Bono
 

Maybe you should think about moving somewhere high-octane.

Bono
 

there's a logic break here. you need to delete the "don't", I think.

Bono
 

What SF tourist attractions are safest for pedestrians from crazed drivers? Crooked street seems like it would have lots of ways to dodge the car- the Embarcadaro not so much. Any advice for making it across the intersection of Haight and Ashbury.


I was in the Haight on April 20- dude.

Bono
 

Yeah, if you kick it up a notch maybe that will the right mix of high-octane and xanax and off kilter that will make you a little more stabilized. [Barely, not Ty]

When Patent Attorneys Attack
 

Enraged CT Patent Atty Attacks--wow it is the quiet ones ya have to watch. That pocket protector is surely misleading

http://www.nypost.com/news/regionaln..._i__alpert.htm

Bono
 

And Spanky and Burger just won another convert. Sorry people, from now on I will be part of the solution, not the problem. My most annoying board quality is my ability to let myself get sucked into conversations (if you can call them that) with dumbasses. Apologies to the non-dumbass posters.

Bono
 

we played same game. never figured it out. so wonderful person.

Confidential to the Yankees
 

I know it was the right thing to do, but I would have loved to have gained 1.5 games on the Tigers.

Bono
 

I friggin love you Hank. you're awesome!

Confidential to the Yankees
 

these games are great- it's a bitch that the Yankees get to see the Tigers new pitchers as a preview before the AL finals, but both games were just great fun to watch.

They seed the playoff by wins right? so the Tigers play the A's and the Yanks play Minnesota?

Bono
 

I will miss you.


<sniff>

Bono
 

shapey I think it means she will dutifully place my ass on ignore and not "feed into it"

Confidential to the Yankees
 

I kept my mouth shut during the Sox September tumble last year. They barely got in...and then went 11-1 in the playoffs. I will cite this post when Detroit doesn't get in. Way to set yourself up.

ETA: I've been talking about Jermaine Dye as AL MVP for over a month now - I'm glad everyone has finally picked up on it.

Bono
 

So what you're saying is that the fucktards are your muse?

Bono
 

I am frequently A-mused by fucktards.