LawTalkers - More pie

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Did she? I vaguely remember a tragic death through a firey car crash over a cliff and then a miraculous reappearance when the 90210 thing didn't go over as well as planned. But I recently saw Soapdish, so I might be getting plot points confused.

"How am I suppose to write for a guy who doesn't have a head?"

She went crazy and drove off a cliff, and then later reappeared as the girlfriend/hostage of Alcazar. At some point she got hooked up with Sonny and Jason again at about the time Sonny was going to marry Carly. And then I think she reunited with Jax.

Oh, wait. I'm wrong. Jax hates her.
http://www.soapcentral.com/gh/whoswho/brenda.php

Did you just call me Coltrane?

09-06-2006 05:09 PM

Latest Developments in Hygiene

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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
So. After our trip to THE bra store (where I learned (a) "just looking" in response to a clerk's offer of assistance is greeting with suspicion, and (b) most women wear the wrong sized bra), we went to a fashionable pharmacy on the Upper West Side. Being who I am and from where I am, I had no idea such a thing as a "fashionable pharmacy" existed, but I can now say that it does. This place offered so many solutions for so many problems I never knew existed, often in many different fragrances.

While exploring the aisles, I came across Sweet Spot On-The-Go Wipettes. I am not quite sure what they are for, although I have some idea, but I felt a little funny about asking a clerk for assistance after my experience in THE bra store. The web site describes them as "a refresher and pick-me-up," though I believe the unemphasized emphasis is on "pick-me-up."

Is there really a need for this product? Has anybody used these? The were $16 for a package of 30, or roughly 50 cents per pussywipe. Is it worth the cost differential over Wet Wipes just to have a basil-grapefruit-scented vagina?

http://www.sweetspotlabs.com/grafx/logo.gif

Still tastes like chicken.

Replaced_Texan

09-06-2006 05:14 PM

Latest Developments in Hygiene

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The FAQ cracks me up. The copy people seem incapable of typing the word "vagina." Pussies.

Shape Shifter

09-06-2006 05:17 PM

Latest Developments in the Glorification of Women's Sweet Spots

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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
The FAQ cracks me up. The copy people seem incapable of typing the word "vagina." Pussies.

I need to change the thread title:

"It's not the dated notion of 'feminine hygiene'. It's a carefully created line of products specifically formulated for the care and glorification of a woman's sweet spot."

The "how to" section for the gentle wash was a little disappointing.

robustpuppy

09-06-2006 05:21 PM

When is football?

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Originally posted by dtb
Holy crap. She has been on that show for at least 25 years, right? She doesn't look much different from when I would watch that show - you know, 5 years ago, when I was in middle school.

That photo has been retouched. A lot. Or it's older than my driver's license photo.

Tyrone Slothrop

09-06-2006 05:21 PM

More pie

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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
I think I said this like 2 years ago.

For some reason, I can still suspend my disbelief in Not Bob's schtick, and thus it is like an axe for the frozen sea within me.

Replaced_Texan

09-06-2006 05:23 PM

When is football?

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Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
She went crazy and drove off a cliff, and then later reappeared as the girlfriend/hostage of Alcazar. At some point she got hooked up with Sonny and Jason again at about the time Sonny was going to marry Carly. And then I think she reunited with Jax.

Oh, wait. I'm wrong. Jax hates her.
http://www.soapcentral.com/gh/whoswho/brenda.php

Oh dear. That site could be very addictive. Poor Brenda. I hope she found the Eurotrash she deserves.

notcasesensitive

09-06-2006 05:30 PM

When is football?

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Thank you for that link, which will result in a completely worthless billing afternoon for me. I haven't watched GH in decades (I think since the mid-80's), but I watched All My Children well into the early 90's, so I followed some GH stuff because of the endless cross-promotion of all those shows. I didn't know most of the characters in that Brenda synopsis, but I was shocked (SHOCKED) to see a Scotty Baldwin reference that leads me to believe he is a prosecutor or the chief of police? Scotty Baldwin??? When last I watched, I'm pretty sure he was a petty criminal with a crush on Nurse Bobbi. How did he get sworn into the bar? Will wonders never cease? This is far more surprising to me than plots to freeze the world and spy-vs-spy plotlines.

Not Bob

09-06-2006 05:46 PM

More pie

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Originally posted by Sparklehorse
No, but isn't this a little like asking the group if we think you are pretty? Own your schtick, NotBob!

Yeah, it does seem a bit like that, doesn't it?

At any rate, I yam what I yam. Off to grab a bucket of Rocks (a galvanized bucket filled with ice and six bottles of Old Latrode's finest) with Big Ed before happy hour ends at the Dew Drop. Maybe skip some school, play some pool, act real cool, Rosie.

patentparanyc

09-06-2006 05:54 PM

When is football?

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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Thank you for that link, which will result in a completely worthless billing afternoon for me. I haven't watched GH in decades (I think since the mid-80's), but I watched All My Children well into the early 90's, so I followed some GH stuff because of the endless cross-promotion of all those shows. I didn't know most of the characters in that Brenda synopsis, but I was shocked (SHOCKED) to see a Scotty Baldwin reference that leads me to believe he is a prosecutor or the chief of police? Scotty Baldwin??? When last I watched, I'm pretty sure he was a petty criminal with a crush on Nurse Bobbi. How did he get sworn into the bar? Will wonders never cease? This is far more surprising to me than plots to freeze the world and spy-vs-spy plotlines.

I've never been a soap opera fan. I guess Tivo would come in handy for that.

Hank Chinaski

09-06-2006 05:57 PM

More pie

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Originally posted by Not Bob
Yeah, it does seem a bit like that, doesn't it?

At any rate, I yam what I yam. Off to grab a bucket of Rocks (a galvanized bucket filled with ice and six bottles of Old Latrode's finest) with Big Ed before happy hour ends at the Dew Drop. Maybe skip some school, play some pool, act real cool, Rosie.

I don't think Rocks are from Latrobe anymore:(

Vernor's isn't from detroit anymore:( :(

greatwhitenorthchick

09-06-2006 05:58 PM

Passive-Agression

If I may vent for a moment.

The secretary who sits outside my office is loudly passive-aggressive and it's driving me bananas. All she does is say something aggressive, and then to offset it, cackle like a demented crow like she just said the funniest thing in the world.

For example:

(to one of her attorneys) "What I really need is for you to just leave me alone" (Cackle cackle cackle)

"I don't see why everyone has to use the highspeed printer" (cackle cackle cackle)

"It really helps that *I* know how to do my job" (cackle cackle cackle)

Day after day after day of this. I just keep my door shut, but something is fucked up with the heat and my office is getting stuffy. (and smelly, because I haven't wiped my sweet spot today). Oh well. Carry on.

patentparanyc

09-06-2006 06:00 PM

Passive-Agression

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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
If I may vent for a moment.

The secretary who sits outside my office is loudly passive-aggressive and it's driving me bananas. All she does is say something aggressive, and then to offset it, cackle like a demented crow like she just said the funniest thing in the world.

For example:

(to one of her attorneys) "What I really need is for you to just leave me alone" (Cackle cackle cackle)

"I don't see why everyone has to use the highspeed printer" (cackle cackle cackle)

"It really helps that *I* know how to do my job" (cackle cackle cackle)

Day after day after day of this. I just keep my door shut, but something is fucked up with the heat and my office is getting stuffy. (and smelly, because I haven't wiped my sweet spot today). Oh well. Carry on.

So, either learn to block it out or report her to mgmt for being disruptive. open/shut.

Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)

09-06-2006 06:04 PM

Passive-Agression

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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Day after day after day of this.

Have you considered switching firms?

Hank Chinaski

09-06-2006 06:05 PM

Passive-Agression

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white noise generator in door.

My first secretary I shared with a guy who had been out about 10 years. I found out later that he was the most anal prick ever- but I didn't know that yet.

I meet the 1st sec. and she seems nice enough, until about 11 AM. Then i hear her tearing into the other guy "No fucking way, i will redo that, you better fucking learn toget it right. I am so sick of your shit, etc."

I found out later that he sort of was hated by everyone and everyone sympathized with her for doing his work so she got some slack. BUT for the next few months I walked on eggshells to not make her mad at me, believe you me.

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