HANDJOBS
 

That's probably why she dreams at night about fucking Thurgreed.

HANDJOBS
 

Sounds kind of like a Culver's or a Steak n Shake...

mmmmmm.... Steak n Shake.

Curiosities
 

Why is it that "fat people are disgusting and gross" and "ugly people should die" are on monthly, or even weekly, rotation, but double-penetration is only on once a year at most?

Curiosities
 

Sebby's wrist has a LOOOOOOOOONNNNGGGG refractory period.

HANDJOBS
 

OK, I can recognize a challenge . . . .

Connecticut -- Hartford
Delaware -- Dover
Florida -- et
Massachusetts -- cet
Maryland -- era
Maine
New Hampshire
New Jersey
New York
North Carolina
Ohio
Pennsylvania
Rhode Island
South Carolina
Virginia
Vermont

How Far
 

can you bat a penguin?

http://www.vickygsm.cz/public/penguin_baseball.swf

I've only gotten up to 297 feet.

aV

THOSE PENSKEBUCKS ARE MINE!
 

Sox/Indians game, in the great Ohio Desert, called on account of fog. Sox ahead. Oil Can say something like the Indians deserved to lose because they put the stadium next to the ocean.

Oil Can's the Man!

How Far
 

We think 323.5 is the upper limit.

HANDJOBS
 

I was looking for some respite from the pasta/penetration posts. Thanks.

Curiosities
 

Its from all the hand jobs.

I'm lucky it hasn't gnarled into a claw...

How Far
 

I started playing that last week. My personal best is 317.

HANDJOBS
 

Yeah I was going to edit to add, ...and Ohio, but just didn't feel the need after all the Africa stuff. Still Ohio is right of center, so closer to the Atlantic than the Pacific.

HANDJOBS
 

I know that one. Whatever happened to him?

HANDJOBS
 

I think that's Richard pryor or George Carlin...

HANDJOBS
 

Well, he was last seen in the Sox bullpen in Game 7, when Johnny Mac brought in Al Nipper instead. Since then, he bounced around the minors for a while. I thought he had started managing, but this article says otherwise.

And to tie threads....
 

I give you Fusilli Jerry!

http://www.mardinedavisart.com/mixedmedia2.jpg

Link: www.mardinedavisart.com/

HANDJOBS
 

I hear ya. Sometimes when I'm nailing the Mrs I think to myself "I wonder if she's phoning in this performance... I know I sometimes do..." and then there's other times when the sex is hot and I think "Shit, now I know why I married this chick." Everybody goes through the "Fuck, I can't bang this same person for the rest of my days" blues once in a while. Its part of the pain/pleasure tightrope of modern life. I think I'd have been much happier if I wer born a plant.

HANDJOBS
 

You know, we can arrange that.

And to tie threads....
 

Ooooh, double penetration by pastamen. Stop it! I can't breathe!

And, RTs dogs are about to be on Animal Planet! Cool.

And to tie threads....
 

They're on TV? Sheesh. I knew there was something up with all those phone calls to LA. I bet they have their own agent now and everything. No wonder people stop them on the street and ask for pictures. I wonder if they can get me into any Superbowl parties.

And to tie threads....
 

You can retire now! You supported them for a long time, now it is their turn to support you. I have to watch the mega-bunny bit first though.

And to tie threads....
 

Damn. If this keeps up, I'm going to have to bring you some news.

Today in sports...Shaq and Kobe Bryant want to play in tonight's game against the Sonics. Bastards. Can't they just sit down and heal for 1 more night?

link

And to tie threads....
 

Thank you.

And to tie threads....
 

Not going to the Hotel Derek tonight?

HANDJOBS
 

No telling Momma's secrets.

HANDJOBS
 

Great, now everyone's fantasizing* about Wanker and TM DPing you and the board is dead. Nice.

*or whatever, nightmarizing?

HANDJOBS
 

It's not my fault if you people have vivid imaginations.

HANDJOBS
 

I just got back from using my vomit bucket. Did I miss anything?

Fashion news
 

I love this - Johnny Depp is afraid of heights and clowns.

"Academy Award nominee Johnny Depp did a better job of acting in “Pirates of the Caribbean” than most viewers realize. “He’s terribly afraid of heights,” says a source familiar with film’s production. “In some scenes he had to overcome it, some scenes they just had to shoot around it and accommodate his fear.” Depp’s rep didn’t return calls for comment, but according to published reports, Depp also has a morbid fear of clowns. . . . "

And when is it OK to wear a velour tracksuit outside of the house?
I see this quite often now and I find it disturbing. I have never had the desire to wear a running suit to Safeway, unless I was running there. Why is this look so popular now?


"Jennifer Lopez was so thrilled to hear that Natalie Portman likes her clothes that she sent her loads of freebies including a nifty velour tracksuit, according to Heat magazine. . . . "
obligatory linkage don't miss the story of Paula Abdul who was sleepy (drunk) during an interview

http://msnbcmedia.msn.com/j/msnbc/Co..._12p.small.jpg

Fashion news
 

A friend of mine has clown fear.

I didn't know this until I waved at a clown in the car next to us on the Bay Bridge. My friend, trapped between the clown car and the San Francisco Bay freaked out, yelling "YOU DON'T WAVE AT CLOWNS" at me while taking evasive action, speeding up and trying to put as much distance between us and the clown car. The clown, perhaps moved by my gesture of greeting, perhaps amused at my friend's reaction, followed us on almost to Albany. We lost him somewhere around the Gilman exit.

Fashion news
 

This is bizarre. I don't get it. I have a friend who has a morbid fear of harlquins. Clowns just freak her out. But she can't even look at the "evil harlequins" she says they're the devil. I asked her why just the guys with the patterned outfits. She doesn't know - she's just freaked out by them.

Fashion news
 

Damn straight. Clowns are just about the most terrifying thing I can think of. Even before Gacy. All that white makeup, and the noses, and the hair, and the baggy clothes. Who knows what's going on under there. :shock:

Fashion news
 

Or maybe, because it was a clown, S/HE WAS COMING TO KILL YOU. You ever think of that, Miss Waives-At-Clowns? Do you juggle with chainsaws too? Russian Roulette? Are you crazy?

Fashion news
 

This is my friend's defense of his actions after the clown-waving incident:

Fashion news
 

baltassoc! Speaking of terrifying things, I heard there is dwarf wrestling up in Baltimore. Can you confirm this? Have you been?


Thanks

Bunny

Fashion news
 

It is quite possible we know each other. Although I have no recollection of any incident on the Bay Bridge, I could have repressed the memory.

Fashion news
 

Nick, is that you?

HANDJOBS
 

Who knew that PP had something in common with the Sports Guy: hatred of Arliss.

One of the best Space Ghost episodes ever was Dennis Miller's, where Zorak kept calling him Arliss.

Fashion news
 

I thought I caught a teaser segment about this on the news the other day, but beyond that, no, I have no idea. If you find out more info, PM me, and I'll let you know if its in a place you want to go or not.

How Far
 

There must be different versions of this one, because when first I got the game last week, more often than not my hits were over 450 (with a high of 595). I'm calling that the Colorado version; this is more like the left-field-in-Yankee-Stadium version