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I saw scattered bits of it.

1. Apparently something happened Dick Clark's portrait because he looked ghastly old and frail. If he makes it to the end of the year, he's going on my Death Pool list for '07.

2. Farrah Fawcett is giving Joan Rivers a run for title of worst face lifts. She's looking pretty bad.

3. Candice Bergen should fire her stylist. This dress gives her a 1:2:3 ratio
http://entimg.msn.com/i/gal/EmmyShow...andice_400.jpg

4. Didn't see this on the show but from the pictures, this is my favorite dress. In the words of the youngest Fugee Niece, "Purpah is my faaaaaaaaaabrite color."
http://entimg.msn.com/i/gal/EmmyRedC...006/37_400.jpg

Ketchup.
 

What kind of jelly?

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I'm so very glad you're back.

(Note: In no way, shape or form should you mistake this for sarcasm.)

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tee hee. you are right. C. Bergen looks hippy and awful and the other one looks like barney. oof.

Ketchup.
 

whole lotta shakin going on.

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That dress is too tight across the hips and is bunching up. Why would she wear something that does that? Other than that, hot, except I do not like her face -- that is just my personal preference.

Yes, I know I am not Thurgreed but I am just practicing so I am ready if ever asked to do any ratings.

I give her an Oh.
 

Thanks. Someone tells me I owe a thank you to the monkey as well.

Sandra Oh also needs to fire her stylist. But since she's asian she gets a 7, am I right?

http://img.timeinc.net/people/i/2006.../sandra_oh.jpg

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2. Be sure and vote in the Do You Like Shape Shifter? poll!

I give her an Oh.
 

She is Canadian, too. That gives her at least one bonus point.

I give her an Oh.
 

But she is ugly, so detract one. she's skinnier than me but she is BUTT. **fwiw, AoN since I run, I may be chubby but I ain't flabby. that is gross.

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I know Tyra Banks is not fat, but this dress does nothing for her. Makes her look incredibly hippy. Unless that was the look she was going for.

http://img.timeinc.net/people/i/2006...tyra_banks.jpg

eta, that was a good trial run, gwinky. Good practice for your in-person audition with whomever it happens to be with at the place called Grand or Central.

I give her an Oh.
 

Flabby? Have you seen her?
Do you need glasses?

I give her an Oh.
 

Since fat lives on the outside of muscle, I think one can have muscle tone that is obscured by flab, and thus be flabby.

I give her an Oh.
 

Her Sideways costar, Virginia Madsen, showed just too much cleavage, I thought, although the dress looked wonderful on her.

I thought the busty blonde from Grey's Anatomy looked beautiful - her dress was perfect for her. "The Nazi" looked a bit frumpy, like she was going to a wedding in Atlanta or some other high-octane city. Ellen Pompeo is a rail and all the fabric of her dress swallowed her up, and her hair was terrible.

Calista Flockhart's face didn't move, but I liked her dress and her hair. The woman who played Kelly from The Office looked like she was going to her high school prom, while Jenna Fisher, who plays Pam, looked great but could have used more support in the top of her dress and better posture.

Sorry, no pictures.

I give her an Oh.
 

I do not think Sandra Oh is ugly. She can look ugly, but overall, no.

Kyra
 

Less is more. In this case, less is better.

http://img.timeinc.net/people/i/2006...a_sedgwick.jpg

Speaking of, has Less been arrested in Europe yet? If not, he's not really trying.

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No, I think Evangeline Lilly's dress is beautiful. It doesn't do much for her bust line, but it is a lovely color and it flows beautifully. I also liked Alison Janney's dress.
http://entimg.msn.com/i/gal/EmmyRedCarpet2006/4_400.jpg and Jane Kaczmarek's dress
http://entimg.msn.com/i/gal/EmmyRedC...006/19_400.jpg
But I think Gillian Anderson was expecting to be singing in a gospel choir
http://entimg.msn.com/i/gal/EmmyRedC...illian_400.jpg

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I am Butt.


*sigh*

I've just about had enough of...
 

If we pay for the subway token, are you willing to to make a house call?

I give her an Oh.
 

I am saying oh fringey of the hard judgement even though u too are festive that I myself am not flabby. And I asked the woman next to me who agrees. And she said I'm pretty to and she is A HARD grader. she's rough.

I give her an Oh.
 

But she disproves the theory that all asian women are 7s. Even with the canadian bonus.

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I thought it made her look like she worked in a bordello. And watching her read cue cards is just painful.

I give her an Oh.
 

Clarify:

you need glasses.

She is skinny/but/ugly or butt/ugly

I am "chubby" but not flabby.

I've just about had enough of...
 

Subway token? Har har. Nice try.

No way you'd make it in this high-octane city.

I give her an Oh.
 

Um, yeah.

Where IS that TM? We need a call on flab.

I give her an Oh.
 

[must. keep. biting. tongue.]

I give her an Oh.
 

Then you would think I'm friggerin gorgeous. chub aside, as TM is a hard grader. she looks like she slammed into a brick wall. with her face. and the wall won.

Kyra
 

I can't believe that's Armani.

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Wow.

Kyra
 

I can't believe it's not butter.

I give her an Oh.
 

If I were trapped in an office next to a chubby little paralegal who asked me 100 times a day if she were PRETTY or if she were BUTT and wouldn't listen when I gave an honest answer, then eventually I would tell her that she was effing gorgeous just to get her to SHUT UP.

And I'm a HARD grader.

Kyra
 

but life comes at you fast!

[that insurance commercial with Fabio and then the old man]

I give her an Oh.
 

Ellen's hairdo accentuates her ears in not a good way.

http://img.timeinc.net/people/i/2006..._pompeo300.jpg

Katherine Heigl looks awesome in this dress, but I don't like her hair and the dress is too Ginger Grant.

http://img.timeinc.net/people/i/2006...rine_heigl.jpg

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Canadian too! We are the best people in the world. ever.

I give her an Oh.
 

Do you think she's pretty? Or does she fall in the vast middle?

Who is that Ellen chick? In the other purple dress.

Kyra
 

I can't believe I'm losing to this guy.

http://www.leenite.org/jonisland/graphics/dukakis.jpg

I give her an Oh.
 

What's she doing with her leg? Is somebody under her dress? And how does she manage to hold on to her boobs when she's that thin?

I give her an Oh.
 

Ever since I saw Roswell for the first time, I was green with envy for Katherine Heigl's body. Never going to happen in a million years, but it's something I aspire to.

I give her an Oh.
 

I did really miss you. Now, I like Asian women just as much as the next guy, maybe more, but Sandra Oh is just homely. She does the best she can, I suppose, but absent a bag over the head, there just isn't much else to do with that.

I give her an Oh.
 

No, I don't think she is pretty, either. I do think she can look sexy sometimes. I guess I was thinking "ugly=repulsive" and I do not find her repulsive. In other words, I would do her. If that is what we are talking about.