I am the only woman sexier than...
 

She's definitely comfortable with her body.

Is that today's submission? I thought we'd be getting fresh meat. (Not that I'm disappointed, of course.)

TM

I am the only woman sexier than...
 

Tough decision. I'm not sure she's the hottest monica out there:

(Dean)

http://www.atac-online.ro/archive/20...ni/08_0005.jpg

I am the only woman sexier than...
 

These are better, and now showing on my screen (coltrane's hotter than angelina wasn't, previously), but did when tm quoted it.

I am the only woman sexier than...
 

Limited to fresh meat? Got it. I will re-submit.

I am the only woman sexier than...
 

With this attitude -- "You changed the assignment after I finished the project? No worries! I'm happy to do it over!" -- it's amazing that you don't love, love, LOVE being a GA.



Unless it's the content of the research that's the issue.

I am the only woman sexier than...
 

Exactly. I don't mind doing this over and over and over and over again.

Two new questions of burning import
 

Too bad you didn't know gwnc back then. I hear she's the GWNBJC.

TM

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I ain't gonna lie. I likes. But it looks someone drew her stomach on.

TM

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Jesus H, man -- if you keep critiquing pics of hot women in this way, people will start believing ppnyc's view that you are an unreasonably harsh grader. (Though somehow I doubt that she looks exactly like whassername from the Black Eyed Peas.)

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I was recipient of the Junior Golden Wiener Award from 1988-1991.

Whoo-Hoo!!!!
 

This is the best news I've seen all week:

http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20060914...ehealthalcohol


Sidd'll drink to that!

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She's not that hot. let the vitriol begin but she's okay but she ain't all that.

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I have no idea who she is, but what's wrong with her? She has a great shape (non-euphemistic curves), cute face, and possibly good hair.

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There is extensive airbrushing going on in that picture. The boob-shading, for example. However, she is cute and all of these kind of photos are airbrushed anyway, so I would say well done Coltrane.

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I think she is so airbrushed and retouched as to be a cartoon -- she looks superimposed in the torso region.

She's a pretty cartoon, though.

ETA wtf is going on with her left cheek (on her FACE)? Seriously, with that amount of airbrushing, I could be a model.

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Her features are too pronounced and not even enough. Her skin is okay which is attributed to airbrushing and her body is okay again airbrushing and/or spray tan and she's young. That's about all...she's young.

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So she's not pretty?

This is interesting.

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She's not model-quality meaning celebrity quality she looks like any young, hispanic girl in the Bronx of a certain age. Which isn't unique or special by NY standards and the features get me. They aren't even enough to justify modeling.

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Funny, just as I read this, the Black-Eyed Peas came on the iPod (yes, yes, I confess...but only a couple songs). It's all coming together.

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And yet, there she is, modelling. And Grace Kelly had little tired bags under her eyes at times. Never should have let her near a movie screen.

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How many did you have to eat in order to win that award?

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Let me introduce you to my friend: Huron Krak.

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Junior? You didn't like the larger ones?

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You know who is pretty? And who we haven't seen around here in a while? Ashley. Complicated, intelligent, gorgeous Ashley.

http://www.ukhockey.com/images/posters/ashley_judd.jpg

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maybe ppnyc has looks dyslexia, like she sees attractiveness backwards? ncs- ask your SIL if that's a real syndrome.

There's nothing wrong with airbrushing. That she might not look so good IF I saw her doesn't matter because I won't.

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Take it from a dirty old man. She would only be pretty if she were short fat and dumpy, but with better hair and floppier tits.

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Too bad she's not here to defend herself. That would be interesting to hear.

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that's like saying "take the shittiest employee on the floor, sleeping at his or her desk and look! they get the same salary if not more than you" there are models and then there are models.

Beautiful women have either very even features proportionate to their face shape [Carolyn Murphy perhaps] or distinctive features arranged in such a way as to invoke beauty [think Scarlett or Charlize] I'm about to butcher her name, but Asiwayra Rai or whatever the heck her name is like amazing looking. That is an ethnic look that her features are flawless, proportionate and her skin needs minimal airbrushing and her eyes pop with the light color. just fucking wow.

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Uh...That's not a critique. Her stomach looks great. It just looks like it's drawn on. Fringe basically said the same thing. Air brush city.

And this is Fergie:

http://z.about.com/d/beauty/1/0/L/G/fergie.jpg

TM

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Sidd, this isn't *about* me. No cubed said this board is all about our opinions and I am offering one.

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Are you saying you don't like the way she looks or that no one touched up her stomach? Because either one of those statements are retarded.

TM

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Hi Not Bob!!

I think Ashley is pretty as well.

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Anyone who says anything other than "I'd eat the peanuts out of her shit" is on krak.

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Her hair doesn't suck, and her breasts look nice from that angle, so with airbrushing, she too could look freakishly smooth. and her chipmunk cheeks could be shaved down. And maybe they could either make her forehead look a little bigger, or reduce her jaw, so her face would be more balanced.

I like the hair on the breast, though. Nice look. Partly because it doesn't look like a stylist carefully placed it there.

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I would never, ever, ever consider eating the peanuts (or anything else) out of her shit. Except the girl as portrayed in that picture doesn't exist. The girl in that picture is a cartoon, and I don't think cartoons make shit. If there were some paper cartoon shit, and it had peanuts on it, I might eat those peanuts. Because they'd just be regular peanuts attached to a paper cutout. If they were attached with honey, I'd definitely eat them.

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I think that is a bad sorta picture of Fergie, she has looked better...that being said she isn't ugly or anything and she does have nice abs and flat stomach....

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ew.


How about the line from She's Gotta Have It? "Mama you so fine, I'd drink a whole tub a' yo' bathwater."

Does it really say that?
 

Stars is playing right now at ACL. Very very good band, with very very good songs. You can watch a live feed at AT&T's blue room site.

http://blueroom.att.com

Oh My God
 

But would you want that stomach if you had to take the face with it?

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Oh, I see you're working with the 2007 version of Objective Standards of Beauty. I still have the 2006 version.

But to stay on point, if we may, I said she has a cute face and a great shape. And she apparently sells [whatever it is she's known for, and pictures of herself]. I assume she's not hawking haute couture. If she's on the cover of the Adam & Eve catalog rather than Vogue, assess accordingly.