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Originally posted by bilmore
Best response: She turns to him in bed one night, says "honey, do you really want anal sex?", and then, when he says yes, she pulls out a really huge, well-greased carrot, and says "okay, turn over . . ."

That is the way I feel about it.

On a related topic, she is actually considering allowing her husband to have anal sex with a woman that is not her so that he will stop bothering her. Given the way her husband looks, I am not sure he can find a woman to do it with him without paying for it.

ltl/fb

02-12-2004 01:18 PM

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Originally posted by Aloha Mr. Learned Hand
Well that can't be right, because I thought everything was big in Texas...

The hand itself is large, but the fingers are short and stubby? And he's not from TX.

Dave	02-12-2004 01:20 PM

First Bennifer, Now Kerbie

Mattel says that Barbie and Ken need some time apart

I'm waiting for the reports that either Skipper or GI Joe were responsible for the breakup.

ABBAKiss

02-12-2004 01:22 PM

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Originally posted by Not Me
she is actually considering allowing her husband to have anal sex with a woman that is not her so that he will stop bothering her.

Yes, clearly this is the best solution. I can't believe none of us thought of it.

Did you just call me Coltrane?

02-12-2004 01:22 PM

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
The hand itself is large, but the fingers are short and stubby? And he's not from TX.

Is there an opposable thumb? That's important. For grip.

Flinty_McFlint

02-12-2004 01:24 PM

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Originally posted by bilmore
Naw, I've been wearing a ring for some time now, and I can attest that it seems to act as a stimulus for some women. I'm told it is the safety thing, not so much that they can be casual and not worry about getting hung up, but that it indicates a higher statistical probability that the wearer isn't a total psycho killer cruising for victims.

All this conversation about married and unmarried men getting hit on has lead me to a single conclusion: I must be one ugly motherfucker.

Thanks for the pep talk.

ltl/fb

02-12-2004 01:25 PM

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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Is there an opposable thumb? That's important. For grip.

You are such a cliche of men and maps. The map is RIGHT THERE in Atticus's post. Look for yourself.

Now repeat after me: "Actually, I'm not sure which way to go. I'll turn in here and ask directions."

notcasesensitive

02-12-2004 01:26 PM

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Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
All this conversation about married and unmarried men getting hit on has lead me to a single conclusion: I must be one ugly motherfucker.

Thanks for the pep talk.

Any time. Would you like me to discuss your poker prowess next? Like the new avatar. But you don't scare me, monkey.

ltl/fb

02-12-2004 01:27 PM

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Again I say, refer to the picture. That is not going to be attractive to the majority of homo sapiens.

Flinty_McFlint

02-12-2004 01:27 PM

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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Any time. Would you like me to discuss your poker prowess next? Like the new avatar. But you don't scare me, monkey.

Now that's just cruel. Meanie.

notcasesensitive

02-12-2004 01:28 PM

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
You are such a cliche of men and maps. The map is RIGHT THERE in Atticus's post. Look for yourself.

Now repeat after me: "Actually, I'm not sure which way to go. I'll turn in here and ask directions."

"here, you take the remote. as long as I'm with you, I don't care what we watch."

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