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LessinSF
LessinSF was forty years old today,
They took away all of his toys.
His mother sent newspaper clippings to him,
About his old friends who'd stopped being boys.
There was Harwitz E. Green, just turned thirty-three,
His leather chair waits at the bank.
And Sargent Dow Jones, twenty-seven years old,
Commanding his very own tank.
But Lessin still finds it a nice thing to do,
To lie about nude in the sand,
Drawing pictures of mountains that look like bumps,
And thrashing the air with his hands.

But wait, oh Lessin's productive you know,
He produces the finest of sound,
Putting drumsticks on either side of his nose,
Snorting the best licks in town,
But that's all over...

LessinSF was forty years old today,
And Lessin came foam from his tongue.
He looked at me eyes wide and plainly said,
Is it true that I'm no longer young?
And the children call him famous,
And the old men call him insane,
And sometimes he's so nameless,
That he hardly knows which game to play...
Which words to say...
And I should have told him, "No, you're not old."
And I should have let him go on...smiling...babywide.

Mr. Bings????

TSA promotes the mile high club

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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Niel Gaiman directed me to the TSA website with the following observation:

I went to double check, and sure enough:

I checked this site with someone who was traveling out of the country last week (Canada). We laughed at the craziness.
Lip Balm is in, Lip gloss is out. You can bring KY and a 7" screwdriver, but NO WATER.

It's ridiculous.

TSA promotes the mile high club

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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Niel Gaiman directed me to the TSA website with the following observation:

I went to double check, and sure enough:

It's nice of you to try to boost Less's spirits.

And you know who you are

Happy Birthday to that certain special someone!!!

:partytime

And you know who you are

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Originally posted by Fashionable But Anonymous
Happy Birthday to that certain special someone!!!

:partytime

You didn't get invited to Penske's dog's birthday party either?

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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
You didn't get invited to Penske's dog's birthday party either?

I'm pretty sure ppnyc got an invite. The other doggies growled when she ate the whole carob cake. She showed them though when she barked back, "The mailman totally petted me on the way in."

TM

Passive-Agression

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Originally posted by robustpuppy
The partner used speakerphone for every call, and he was hard of hearing so he had the volume on maximum, and he could never dial a call right the first time, and the firm required billing codes be entered for all calls, and he cursed a lot while mis-dialing, and he liked to look at female associates' assets. Good times.

We worked together?

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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
I'm pretty sure ppnyc got an invite. The other doggies growled when she ate the whole carob cake. She showed them though when she barked back, "The mailman totally petted me on the way in."

TM

Someone threw a box of straws at me today at Sbux. Does that mean I'm hot?

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Originally posted by Fashionable But Anonymous
Happy Birthday to that certain special someone!!!

:partytime

2.

:sportswav

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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Someone threw a box of straws at me today at Sbux. Does that mean I'm hot?

Depends. Was s/he a banker or a loser?

TM

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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Depends. Was s/he a banker or a loser?

TM

Banker is a subset of loser.

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Originally posted by dtb
Banker is a subset of loser.

Whiff is a subset of whoosh.

TM

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ThurgreedMarshall
Whiff is a subset of whoosh.

TM

Ping! Pow

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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Someone threw a box of straws at me today at Sbux. Does that mean I'm hot?

Had you just freshened up your vagina?

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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Had you just freshened up your vagina?

Let's just say I glorified my sweet spot.