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Mmmm, Burger (C.J.) 08-28-2006 05:00 PM

I give her an Oh.
 
Quote:

Originally posted by robustpuppy
What's she doing with her leg? Is somebody under her dress?
I don't know. But I think she's set things up so her nipples can have a fight with each other.

patentparanyc 08-28-2006 05:00 PM

I give her an Oh.
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
I did really miss you. Now, I like Asian women just as much as the next guy, maybe more, but Sandra Oh is just homely. She does the best she can, I suppose, but absent a bag over the head, there just isn't much else to do with that.
DUDE THANK YOU. I am much prettier than her. sniff. she's skinnier but like Tori Spelling ain't no amount of plastic surgery to right that wrong.

Did you just call me Coltrane? 08-28-2006 05:00 PM

I give her an Oh.
 
Quote:

Originally posted by robustpuppy
Is somebody under her dress?
It's Frodo. They're getting ready to leave Middle Earth.

Shape Shifter 08-28-2006 05:01 PM

The Emmys
 
Quote:

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Canadian too! We are the best people in the world. ever.
Then why did they make you live in your car for a month?

ltl/fb 08-28-2006 05:01 PM

I give her an Oh.
 
Quote:

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
No, I don't think she is pretty, either. I do think she can look sexy sometimes. I guess I was thinking "ugly=repulsive" and I do not find her repulsive. In other words, I would do her. If that is what we are talking about.
Vast middle. With ppnyc.

Um, who wouldn't you do?

greatwhitenorthchick 08-28-2006 05:01 PM

I give her an Oh.
 
Quote:

Originally posted by robustpuppy
What's she doing with her leg? Is somebody under her dress? And how does she manage to hold on to her boobs when she's that thin?
Women posing tend to put their hands lengthwise on their thighs because it makes them look thinner. Mira Sorvino is the worst offender, I think. This girl does not need to do it, but it is clear that is what she is doing.

NotFromHere 08-28-2006 05:02 PM

I give her an Oh.
 
Quote:

Originally posted by ltl/fb
Do you think she's pretty? Or does she fall in the vast middle?

Who is that Ellen chick? In the other purple dress.
Dr. Grey. From Grey's Anatomy. Currently dating Robin the boy wonder who is a veterinarian on the show.

ltl/fb 08-28-2006 05:03 PM

I give her an Oh.
 
Quote:

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Women posing tend to put their hands lengthwise on their thighs because it makes them look thinner. Mira Sorvino is the worst offender, I think. This girl does not need to do it, but it is clear that is what she is doing.
I need to remember to stand sideways-er in pictures.

greatwhitenorthchick 08-28-2006 05:03 PM

The Emmys
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Then why did they make you live in your car for a month?
to build character.

best.people.ever.

Fugee 08-28-2006 05:03 PM

I give her an Oh.
 
Quote:

Originally posted by ltl/fb
Who is that Ellen chick? In the other purple dress.
Ally McBeal M.D. aka Meredith Gray from Gray's Anatomy.

I thought the Nazi looked pretty good considering how short and roundish she is
http://entimg.msn.com/i/gal/EmmyRedC...006/75_400.jpg

robustpuppy 08-28-2006 05:03 PM

I give her an Oh.
 
Quote:

Originally posted by NotFromHere
Dr. Grey. From Grey's Anatomy. Currently dating Robin the boy wonder who is a veterinarian on the show.
Not in real life, right? I thought he was married to a schoolteacher and had young kids.


ltl/fb 08-28-2006 05:04 PM

I give her an Oh.
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Fugee
Ally McBeal M.D. aka Meredith Gray from Gray's Anatomy.

I thought the Nazi looked pretty good considering how short and roundish she is
http://entimg.msn.com/i/gal/EmmyRedC...006/75_400.jpg
Why is she a Nazi? Is the answer to all of my questions that I need to start watching TV?

Hank Chinaski 08-28-2006 05:05 PM

Am i butt????/
 
Quote:

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
No, I don't think she is pretty, either. I do think she can look sexy sometimes. I guess I was thinking "ugly=repulsive" and I do not find her repulsive. In other words, I would do her. If that is what we are talking about.
whoa. When you said I was repulsive I thought you just meant creepy? You think I'm ugly? That's not fair.

Mmmm, Burger (C.J.) 08-28-2006 05:05 PM

I give her an Oh.
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Fugee


I thought the Nazi looked pretty good considering how short and roundish she is
She chose the right person to stand next to.

Fugee 08-28-2006 05:06 PM

I give her an Oh.
 
Quote:

Originally posted by ltl/fb
Why is she a Nazi? Is the answer to all of my questions that I need to start watching TV?
She's the tough senior resident.

NotFromHere 08-28-2006 05:06 PM

I give her an Oh.
 
Quote:

Originally posted by robustpuppy
Not in real life, right? I thought he was married to a schoolteacher and had young kids.
Correct. Only on the show. Which portrays him to be a kind of wimpish loner who's incredibly hot under his Eddie Bauer clothing.

Did you just call me Coltrane? 08-28-2006 05:07 PM

I give her an Oh.
 
Quote:

Originally posted by ltl/fb
Why is she a Nazi? Is the answer to all of my questions that I need to start watching TV?
Because she gives away free cars and ruined Jonathan Franzen's career.

Flinty_McFlint 08-28-2006 05:07 PM

I give her an Oh.
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
She chose the right person to stand next to.
No. You. Di. Nt.

taxwonk 08-28-2006 05:07 PM

I give her an Oh.
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Ever since I saw Roswell for the first time, I was green with envy for Katherine Heigl's body. Never going to happen in a million years, but it's something I aspire to.
Oddly enough, for me too, it's something that's not going to happen in a million years, but Katherine Heigl's body is something I aspire to.

ltl/fb 08-28-2006 05:07 PM

I give her an Oh.
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Because she gives away free cars and ruined Jonathan Franzen's career.
That is not Oprah.

robustpuppy 08-28-2006 05:08 PM

I give her an Oh.
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Because she gives away free cars and ruined Jonathan Franzen's career.
You make me so ... very happy.

robustpuppy 08-28-2006 05:09 PM

I give her an Oh.
 
Quote:

Originally posted by NotFromHere
Ellen's hairdo accentuates her ears in not a good way.

http://img.timeinc.net/people/i/2006..._pompeo300.jpg
Is there ever a good way to accentuate the ears? Even when one wears earrings, it's to accentuate the face, not the ears.

Flinty_McFlint 08-28-2006 05:10 PM

I give her an Oh.
 
Quote:

Originally posted by taxwonk
Oddly enough, for me too, it's something that's not going to happen in a million years, but Katherine Heigl's body is something I aspire to.
A mutual friend told me that you can strike "Tits" off your checklist. One step closer to Heiglosity!

Fugee 08-28-2006 05:11 PM

Scary Emmy Picture
 
Live or Madame Tussards?
http://entimg.msn.com/i/gal/EmmyShow2006/14_400.jpg

Did you just call me Coltrane? 08-28-2006 05:12 PM

I give her an Oh.
 
Quote:

Originally posted by robustpuppy
You make me so ... very happy.
Meet me at Grand Central?

Did you just call me Coltrane? 08-28-2006 05:12 PM

I give her an Oh.
 
Quote:

Originally posted by robustpuppy
Is there ever a good way to accentuate the ears? Even when one wears earrings, it's to accentuate the face, not the ears.
I might have an elf fetish.

taxwonk 08-28-2006 05:13 PM

I give her an Oh.
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
A mutual friend told me that you can strike "Tits" off your checklist. One step closer to Heiglosity!
Nope. I've never had her tits. But I'm still thankful. After all, I don't have your brain.

Sidd Finch 08-28-2006 05:13 PM

I've just about had enough of...
 
Quote:

Originally posted by patentparanyc
I've decided. my take on you is thus.

You play the neanderthal here to a T. But at home you are whipped. Hence, the need to play neanderthal here. How my doin'?

Is that sort of like how you play the attractive hottie on the Board, but in real life you are short and dumpy with small floppy tits?

(I'm doin' better than you on this one)

Hank Chinaski 08-28-2006 05:14 PM

I give her an Oh.
 
Quote:

Originally posted by robustpuppy
Is there ever a good way to accentuate the ears? Even when one wears earrings, it's to accentuate the face, not the ears.
Do you know why woman wear necklaces?

Flinty_McFlint 08-28-2006 05:16 PM

I give her an Oh.
 
Quote:

Originally posted by taxwonk
Nope. I've never had her tits. But I'm still thankful. After all, I don't have your brain.
You know, if you're not even going to try and put some effort into your replies, I'm just going to have to find someone else more worthy to insult.

greatwhitenorthchick 08-28-2006 05:17 PM

I give her an Oh.
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Do you know why woman wear necklaces?

Yes. do you?

Btw, I don't know if you are ugly or not. Please meet me at Grand Central for my first FB Rating(tm)!!

Shape Shifter 08-28-2006 05:19 PM

I give her an Oh.
 
Quote:

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Yes. do you?

Btw, I don't know if you are ugly or not. Please meet me at Grand Central for my first FB Rating(tm)!!
That's not his real picture?

LessinSF 08-28-2006 05:20 PM

Race-based Survivor
 
Did I miss a discussion of this? Thurgreed?

LessinIbiza

patentparanyc 08-28-2006 05:22 PM

I've just about had enough of...
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Sidd Finch
Is that sort of like how you play the attractive hottie on the Board, but in real life you are short and dumpy with small floppy tits?

(I'm doin' better than you on this one)
You can kiss my asian ass. I just asked the hotttt paralegal I work with he's in his 20s and 6 feet tall and good looking I was like "can I ask you off the record do you think I'm pretty" and he was like "yes, you are absolutely" so bite me...and he also, in separate conversations said I have big tits and that I don't need to lose any weight and am perfect the way I am. I think I've seen your bio years ago and I'd go with his assessment, fwiw. he also told me that TM sounds like a freakin loser and that I shouldn't care what he thinks. so there. nyah.

Fugee 08-28-2006 05:24 PM

Race-based Survivor
 
Quote:

Originally posted by LessinSF
Did I miss a discussion of this? Thurgreed?

LessinIbiza
Without you, reality TV discussions go nowhere.

On the plus side, it will be a big change from the typical 2 (maybe 3) non-Caucasian cast members per season.

I'm not sure how it will play out on the show, but it will at least get me to watch the first couple episodes.

Flinty_McFlint 08-28-2006 05:25 PM

Race-based Survivor
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Fugee
Without you, reality TV discussions go nowhere.

On the plus side, it will be a big change from the typical 2 (maybe 3) non-Caucasian cast members per season.

I'm not sure how it will play out on the show, but it will at least get me to watch the first couple episodes.
Yes, yes. But do you think I'm pretty? I'm waiting.

Hank Chinaski 08-28-2006 05:27 PM

I give her an Oh.
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
That's not his real picture?
I bet you wear a necklace around your waist to draw attention to your buttcrack.

patentparanyc 08-28-2006 05:27 PM

Race-based Survivor
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
Yes, yes. But do you think I'm pretty? I'm waiting.
Well! That depends. Do you wear french cuffs and do you have workable buttons on your bespoke suit? hmmm?

greatwhitenorthchick 08-28-2006 05:28 PM

Race-based Survivor
 
Quote:

Originally posted by LessinSF
Did I miss a discussion of this? Thurgreed?

LessinIbiza
We're going to Ibiza
back to the Island
We're gonna have a party
in the Mediterranean sea

So is this the final blowout? The last coke-fueled underage-girl-chasing orgy/fest before you slink home?

Replaced_Texan 08-28-2006 05:28 PM

I've just about had enough of...
 
Quote:

Originally posted by patentparanyc
You can kiss my asian ass. I just asked the hotttt paralegal I work with he's in his 20s and 6 feet tall and good looking I was like "can I ask you off the record do you think I'm pretty" and he was like "yes, you are absolutely" so bite me...and he also, in separate conversations said I have big tits and that I don't need to lose any weight and am perfect the way I am. I think I've seen your bio years ago and I'd go with his assessment, fwiw. he also told me that TM sounds like a freakin loser and that I shouldn't care what he thinks. so there. nyah.
I cannot come up with a single occassion where I've asked anyone if they thought I was pretty. Even when getting ready to go out for the night, I usually ask "do I look ok?" to whoever is there to prevent me from making some terrible fashion mistake. Same goes for trying on clothes (usually that's "does this look good?").

I don't think, also, that anyone has ever asked me if I thought they looked pretty, other than the getting ready to go out and offering opinion on the item of clothing that's being tried on. I think I'd be so thrown by the question I wouldn't know how to respond.


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