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TM is illustrating here why it's that "banker is a subset of loser" and not the other way around.

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Or you took your spot in the glory hole.

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Who goes down there for fruit cocktail? Why don't they make pussy-scented pussywipes?

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Here. I found you a sweet spot fresher upper.

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TM

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Do you think they make those shirts with a longer sleeve (for ease of tying around the neck)?

Passive-Agression
 

True story.......

I go to the bathroom this afternoon. As I walk in I see one of the Vietnamese guys whose bathroom etiquette I detailed in another recent post. Anyway, I am tempted to turn around and hold it for a few more hours, but I really have to pee. In order to avoid being at the urinals together and to flesh out whether or not he has a chatty buddy in the stalls again, I go to the sink and wash my hands. No chatting, so I assume its safe. I take up position at a urinal, about 90 seconds has passed since I came up (keep in mind he was already at the urinal in position when I came in). Just as I start to pee, I hear his fly zip. I'm thankful, looks like I ducked another uncomfortable encounter.......

But he is still standing there....and then he farts a couple of times. Pfffttt. Pffffft. I'm already peeing so I am stuck. Then he starts peeing. He apparently was not zipping up, but zipping down. At that point, it just seems too weird.....what was he doing standing at the urinal all that time beforehand??? Waiting for me??? Was this ambush piss??? I finished before he did and raced out without washing my hands.

I suppose that's okay, urine is sterile right?

Anyhoo, thoughts? What type of bathroom terrorists do I have here?


........true story.

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It was bad enough when they just had teeth. Now they have claws, too?

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Lobster-scented pussy is overrated. Go for crab-scented.

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If you go further up north, you'll encounter the famed saber-toothed pussy-lobster. So be warned.

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This made me snort Diet Coke out of my pussy.

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Could be worse. She could have gone with the woolly mammoth.

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Why didn't you just ask him what the hell he was doing? "Were you actually waiting for someone to join you to start peeing?" He'll respond with something like, "I have a condition that means it takes awhile for me to get started," or some shit, but he won't hang out next to you anymore after you actually make it clear that that shit is fucking disgusting, even if he does have whatever problem I just made up.

Or you could just buy him some sweet spotters and offer them to him next time.

TM

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She has built-in melted butter and garlic sauce.

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This is the only time an lol type comment made sense to post. Nicely done.

TM

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I bring work with me to the urinal to let people I don't want to be bothered. Got this shoulder bag with two compartments, 1 for "to be reviewed documents" and 1 for "reviewed." Practice pointer: only bring copies in case you have to mark one. No free hands means you'll have to mark things the old fashion way.