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Shape Shifter 08-28-2006 05:29 PM
I give her an Oh.
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
I bet you wear a necklace around your waist to draw attention to your buttcrack.
I don't think you know what that word means.

Mmmm, Burger (C.J.) 08-28-2006 05:29 PM
I've just about had enough of...
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
I think I'd be so thrown by the question I wouldn't know how to respond.
Would your response change if it were off the record?

Flinty_McFlint 08-28-2006 05:30 PM
I've just about had enough of...
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
I cannot come up with a single occassion where I've asked anyone if they thought I was pretty. Even when getting ready to go out for the night, I usually ask "do I look ok?" to whoever is there to prevent me from making some terrible fashion mistake. Same goes for trying on clothes (usually that's "does this look good?").

I don't think, also, that anyone has ever asked me if I thought they looked pretty, other than the getting ready to go out and offering opinion on the item of clothing that's being tried on. I think I'd be so thrown by the question I wouldn't know how to respond.
I think you're pretty, inside and out. And I'm Asian, so I should know.

patentparanyc 08-28-2006 05:31 PM
I've just about had enough of...
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
I cannot come up with a single occassion where I've asked anyone if they thought I was pretty. Even when getting ready to go out for the night, I usually ask "do I look ok?" to whoever is there to prevent me from making some terrible fashion mistake. Same goes for trying on clothes (usually that's "does this look good?").

I don't think, also, that anyone has ever asked me if I thought they looked pretty, other than the getting ready to go out and offering opinion on the item of clothing that's being tried on. I think I'd be so thrown by the question I wouldn't know how to respond.
I'm on good terms with everyone I ask. obviously I wouldn't randomly go up to people I work with. Each person I'm friends with. I also asked the night 2nd shift dude [straight] and he was like "of course, but I shouldn't say that since u r married I'll get in trouble" He also pointed out that comparatively, that I am quite attractive seeing as there is a whole lotta variance with uh, who we work with. older people, and all that.....I mean that is what we are grading here, professional people in an office not reality hotties.

barely_legal 08-28-2006 05:31 PM
I've just about had enough of...
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
I cannot come up with a single occassion where I've asked anyone if they thought I was pretty. Even when getting ready to go out for the night, I usually ask "do I look ok?" to whoever is there to prevent me from making some terrible fashion mistake. Same goes for trying on clothes (usually that's "does this look good?").

I don't think, also, that anyone has ever asked me if I thought they looked pretty, other than the getting ready to go out and offering opinion on the item of clothing that's being tried on. I think I'd be so thrown by the question I wouldn't know how to respond.
Liar. You know exactly how you would respond. You would say "sure, of course you're pretty," especially if it were somebody you had to work with every freaking day. You would say "your tits are great" or "your dick is HUGE" or "your festive figure is actually the preferred body type on certain Polynesian islands" just to get them out of your fucking office so that you could get some work done already.

Hank Chinaski 08-28-2006 05:33 PM
I've just about had enough of...
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Replaced_Texan

I don't think, also, that anyone has ever asked me if I thought they looked pretty,
so you've never met flower?

Sidd Finch 08-28-2006 05:34 PM
I've just about had enough of...
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
I cannot come up with a single occassion where I've asked anyone if they thought I was pretty. Even when getting ready to go out for the night, I usually ask "do I look ok?" to whoever is there to prevent me from making some terrible fashion mistake. Same goes for trying on clothes (usually that's "does this look good?").

I don't think, also, that anyone has ever asked me if I thought they looked pretty, other than the getting ready to go out and offering opinion on the item of clothing that's being tried on. I think I'd be so thrown by the question I wouldn't know how to respond.

If you knew that any answer other then "Yes -- of course!!!" would result in you being berated and badgered for the next 48 hours until finally you gave in and admitted the ask-er's hotness, you would probably know how to respond.

Spanky 08-28-2006 05:34 PM
The Emmys
 
Quote:
Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
That dress is too tight across the hips and is bunching up. Why would she wear something that does that? Other than that, hot, except I do not like her face -- that is just my personal preference.

Yes, I know I am not Thurgreed but I am just practicing so I am ready if ever asked to do any ratings.
She has a smokin body and her dress shows it off well. That is all that matters. Five stars. She is also beautiful.

Hank Chinaski 08-28-2006 05:34 PM
I give her an Oh.
 
Quote:
Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Please meet me at Grand Central for my first FB Rating(tm)!!
No way. Aren't there lots of black people there?

Sidd Finch 08-28-2006 05:35 PM
I've just about had enough of...
 
Quote:
Originally posted by barely_legal
Liar. You know exactly how you would respond. You would say "sure, of course you're pretty," especially if it were somebody you had to work with every freaking day. You would say "your tits are great" or "your dick is HUGE" or "your festive figure is actually the preferred body type on certain Polynesian islands" just to get them out of your fucking office so that you could get some work done already.

So if someone tells ppnyc that her dick is huge she'll shut the fuck up about this?

patentparanyc 08-28-2006 05:35 PM
I've just about had enough of...
 
Quote:
Originally posted by barely_legal
Liar. You know exactly how you would respond. You would say "sure, of course you're pretty," especially if it were somebody you had to work with every freaking day. You would say "your tits are great" or "your dick is HUGE" or "your festive figure is actually the preferred body type on certain Polynesian islands" just to get them out of your fucking office so that you could get some work done already.
You are so full of it. Each person I asked is known for being blunt-as-all-get out, and would tell me exactly where it was at and how to get there.

robustpuppy 08-28-2006 05:35 PM
I've just about had enough of...
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
I cannot come up with a single occassion where I've asked anyone if they thought I was pretty. Even when getting ready to go out for the night, I usually ask "do I look ok?" to whoever is there to prevent me from making some terrible fashion mistake. Same goes for trying on clothes (usually that's "does this look good?").

I don't think, also, that anyone has ever asked me if I thought they looked pretty, other than the getting ready to go out and offering opinion on the item of clothing that's being tried on. I think I'd be so thrown by the question I wouldn't know how to respond.
You took the words right out of my mouth.

patentparanyc 08-28-2006 05:36 PM
I've just about had enough of...
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Sidd Finch
If you knew that any answer other then "Yes -- of course!!!" would result in you being berated and badgered for the next 48 hours until finally you gave in and admitted the ask-er's hotness, you would probably know how to respond.
I think the shrew aspect of my personality really grates on you. do you get berated at home? is that post traumatic stress for you?

Spanky 08-28-2006 05:36 PM
The Emmys
 
Quote:
Originally posted by NotFromHere
I know Tyra Banks is not fat, but this dress does nothing for her. Makes her look incredibly hippy. Unless that was the look she was going for.

http://img.timeinc.net/people/i/2006...tyra_banks.jpg

eta, that was a good trial run, gwinky. Good practice for your in-person audition with whomever it happens to be with at the place called Grand or Central.
Same as I stated above. Smokin body and the dress shows it off well.

patentparanyc 08-28-2006 05:36 PM
I've just about had enough of...
 
Quote:
Originally posted by robustpuppy
You took the words right out of my mouth.
Because, you're not all that. duh.!

Replaced_Texan 08-28-2006 05:38 PM
I've just about had enough of...
 
Quote:
Originally posted by barely_legal
Liar. You know exactly how you would respond. You would say "sure, of course you're pretty," especially if it were somebody you had to work with every freaking day. You would say "your tits are great" or "your dick is HUGE" or "your festive figure is actually the preferred body type on certain Polynesian islands" just to get them out of your fucking office so that you could get some work done already.
Actually, I'd desperately search for some feature I found most attractive and absolutely rave about it. Molly Ivins once wrote about going to a spa and having some aesthetician tell her that she had a fabulous space between her eyebrows. She said she was a little worried at first and wondered if she was the first no hoper they ever got. Fortunately the eyebrow space thing presented itself and the aesthetician saved her tip.

greatwhitenorthchick 08-28-2006 05:38 PM
The Emmys
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Spanky
She has a smokin body and her dress shows it off well. That is all that matters. Five stars. She is also beautiful.
I disagree in part.

(I am learning the correct response to a Spanky post!)

patentparanyc 08-28-2006 05:39 PM
I've just about had enough of...
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Actually, I'd desperately search for some feature I found most attractive and absolutely rave about it. Molly Ivins once wrote about going to a spa and having some aesthetician tell her that she had a fabulous space between her eyebrows. She said she was a little worried at first and wondered if she was the first no hoper they ever got. Fortunately the eyebrow space thing presented itself and the aesthetician saved her tip.
They all said I have nice hair.

JUST KIDDING. BWAH. HA.

Spanky 08-28-2006 05:43 PM
Race-based Survivor
 
Quote:
Originally posted by LessinSF
Did I miss a discussion of this? Thurgreed?

LessinIbiza
This is almost enough to get me to watch a reality show. But then again maybe not.

Sidd Finch 08-28-2006 05:43 PM
I've just about had enough of...
 
Quote:
Originally posted by patentparanyc
I think the shrew aspect of my personality really grates on you. do you get berated at home? is that post traumatic stress for you?
Um... no, and no. When you guess at what my home life is like, you reach new levels of stupidity -- which, for you, is truly impressive.

The shrew aspect of your personality grates on me because I don't like shrews. It's complicated, I know, but if you read that sentence a few times you may understand it.

In particular, I don't like shrews who mistake shrewness for being a "strong woman." The evidence suggests that you are anything but. (Strong women, in my experience, do not run around begging people to tell them they are pretty and pouting for weeks on end when people fail to do so.)

Fugee 08-28-2006 05:43 PM
Race-based Survivor
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
Yes, yes. But do you think I'm pretty? I'm waiting.
I don't know. Do you want to meet me at the IDS Center?

Did you just call me Coltrane? 08-28-2006 05:44 PM
I've just about had enough of...
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Actually, I'd desperately search for some feature I found most attractive and absolutely rave about it.
This is why I walk around with my cock out.

taxwonk 08-28-2006 05:45 PM
I give her an Oh.
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
You know, if you're not even going to try and put some effort into your replies, I'm just going to have to find someone else more worthy to insult.
You know, if you put more effort in your insults, I might be more inspired. I mean, let's face it, the "Wonk has moobs" cliche is almost as played out as the "ppnyc is chubby and insecure" cliche.

We're all only as good as our motivation, Monkey.

taxwonk 08-28-2006 05:46 PM
I've just about had enough of...
 
Quote:
Originally posted by patentparanyc
You can kiss my asian ass. I just asked the hotttt paralegal I work with he's in his 20s and 6 feet tall and good looking I was like "can I ask you off the record do you think I'm pretty" and he was like "yes, you are absolutely" so bite me...and he also, in separate conversations said I have big tits and that I don't need to lose any weight and am perfect the way I am. I think I've seen your bio years ago and I'd go with his assessment, fwiw. he also told me that TM sounds like a freakin loser and that I shouldn't care what he thinks. so there. nyah.
So he's gay, then?

NotFromHere 08-28-2006 05:46 PM
I've just about had enough of...
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Sidd Finch
Um... no, and no. When you guess at what my home life is like, you reach new levels of stupidity -- which, for you, is truly impressive.

The shrew aspect of your personality grates on me because I don't like shrews. It's complicated, I know, but if you read that sentence a few times you may understand it.

In particular, I don't like shrews who mistake shrewness for being a "strong woman." The evidence suggests that you are anything but. (Strong women, in my experience, do not run around begging people to tell them they are pretty and pouting for weeks on end when people fail to do so.)
Sidd, it only seems like weeks, but IRL, it's only been a few days.

Flinty_McFlint 08-28-2006 05:47 PM
Race-based Survivor
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Fugee
I don't know. Do you want to meet me at the IDS Center?
Yes, yes I do. I shall be wearing a bow tie and straw hat, and holding a well-worn copy of The Stranger.

SlaveNoMore 08-28-2006 05:49 PM
Summer reruns
 
Quote:
Originally posted by patentparanyc
You can kiss my asian ass. I just asked the hotttt paralegal I work with he's in his 20s and 6 feet tall and good looking I was like "can I ask you off the record do you think I'm pretty" and he was like "yes, you are absolutely" so bite me...and he also, in separate conversations said I have big tits and that I don't need to lose any weight and am perfect the way I am. I think I've seen your bio years ago and I'd go with his assessment, fwiw. he also told me that TM sounds like a freakin loser and that I shouldn't care what he thinks. so there. nyah.
When does the new season start? September?

patentparanyc 08-28-2006 05:54 PM
I've just about had enough of...
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Sidd Finch
Um... no, and no. When you guess at what my home life is like, you reach new levels of stupidity -- which, for you, is truly impressive.

The shrew aspect of your personality grates on me because I don't like shrews. It's complicated, I know, but if you read that sentence a few times you may understand it.

In particular, I don't like shrews who mistake shrewness for being a "strong woman." The evidence suggests that you are anything but. (Strong women, in my experience, do not run around begging people to tell them they are pretty and pouting for weeks on end when people fail to do so.)
I think defending yourself and ability thereof to do so [shrew? as you wish] and self esteem are two totally different thing. that may overlap but you can defend yourself and still feel not 100% about your looks.

Did you just call me Coltrane? 08-28-2006 05:55 PM
Race-based Survivor
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
The Stranger.
I was highly disappointed that this novel wasn't about sitting on your hand, having it fall asleep and then masturbating with it. Now THAT would have been existential.

patentparanyc 08-28-2006 05:55 PM
I've just about had enough of...
 
Quote:
Originally posted by taxwonk
So he's gay, then?
who, tm or hottie para? hottie para is so straight.

patentparanyc 08-28-2006 05:56 PM
I've just about had enough of...
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Sidd Finch
Um... no, and no. When you guess at what my home life is like, you reach new levels of stupidity -- which, for you, is truly impressive.

The shrew aspect of your personality grates on me because I don't like shrews. It's complicated, I know, but if you read that sentence a few times you may understand it.

In particular, I don't like shrews who mistake shrewness for being a "strong woman." The evidence suggests that you are anything but. (Strong women, in my experience, do not run around begging people to tell them they are pretty and pouting for weeks on end when people fail to do so.)
Sidd I've gotta tell u your homelife? doesn't make or break my day. your ignorance regarding clothes irks me some tho.

robustpuppy 08-28-2006 05:58 PM
Race-based Survivor
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
I was highly disappointed that this novel wasn't about sitting on your hand, having it fall asleep and then masturbating with it. Now THAT would have been existential.
Did you ever let your lover see The Stranger in yourself?

robustpuppy 08-28-2006 06:01 PM
I've just about had enough of...
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Sidd Finch
Shrew
Sidd, I'm *so* over it already, but I just asked my assistant if she thought I was snarly and she said absolutely not. So there.

bold_n_brazen 08-28-2006 06:02 PM
Kyra
 
Quote:
Originally posted by robustpuppy
I can't believe that's Armani.
I can't believe that's married to Kevin Bacon.

J. Fred Muggs 08-28-2006 06:02 PM
Summer reruns
 
Quote:
Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
When does the new season start? September?
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but we don't get to vote her off of the island.

Did you just call me Coltrane? 08-28-2006 06:03 PM
Race-based Survivor
 
Quote:
Originally posted by robustpuppy
Did you ever let your lover see The Stranger in yourself?
Is this a sleeping thumb-in-the-ass joke?

patentparanyc 08-28-2006 06:03 PM
Kyra
 
Quote:
Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
I can't believe that's married to Kevin Bacon.
She looks like a fish and I heart The Closer. but she does. guppy central.

robustpuppy 08-28-2006 06:03 PM
Kyra
 
Quote:
Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
I can't believe that's married to Kevin Bacon.
Everything tastes better with Bacon wrapped around it.

Flinty_McFlint 08-28-2006 06:04 PM
I give her an Oh.
 
Quote:
Originally posted by taxwonk
You know, if you put more effort in your insults, I might be more inspired. I mean, let's face it, the "Wonk has moobs" cliche is almost as played out as the "ppnyc is chubby and insecure" cliche.

We're all only as good as our motivation, Monkey.
Oh ho, the olde "I know you are but what am I" gambit? I surrender. I would counter with the "No-matter-what you-say, I-only-believe-what-I-choose-to" maneuver, but I'd be outclassed.

Replaced_Texan 08-28-2006 06:05 PM
Irrelevant interruption
 
I hate automatic flush toilets.

That is all. As you were.


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