eye twitch
 

If you choose to do your eye area, please go to a reputable place, Fringey I was kinda only kidding about this...don't scrimp on your eyes.

eye twitch
 

Thanks!

OK, I am going to try to ignore the computer for a while -- I think it makes things worse.

ETA yeah, ppnyc, like I was going to go to the cut-rate place in BH. As if.

eye twitch
 

Two words. Irina Medavoy. google it and be forewarned.

Big Wonk
 

Those is some niiiiice titaaaaays. That. Is. A. Perfect. Latin. Chick.

Big Wonk
 

Ay Papi, Deme su pequeno pinga.

Big Wonk
 

I think you mean cartoon.

Football
 

Dear Hank,
You guys have a fairly decent team this year. It's just that you've played 2 really tough games. Don't give up, it's early and you'll have easier games later on.

Big Wonk
 

She looks nothing like me. Really. But I'm flattered.

Football
 

This is just cruel. Well done.

Spinach update
 

Dear Sidd,
It's not just bagged spinach anymore. It's all spinach. Spinach is being yanked off of restaurant menus faster than you can say (insert something derogatory here, I'm just too tired).
Which doesn't make sense, because if you cook the food, it kills that bacteria. I guess it's just another TSA type of knee-jerk response to a situation.

Spinach update
 

There is half of a delicious spanokopita sitting in my fridge. I'm going to eat the rest of it, dammit.

Hotttt
 

Okay, I just came back from lunch, walked past CBS, and Les Moonves, the head of CBS, who has an Asian wife, Julie Chen just checked me out. I am hotttttttttttt.

Hotttt
 

Did you get her number? I want to call her and babbaboey her.

Football
 

The Lions have never been good in my entire life, so we look to things other than wins for enjoyment.

Like about 3 coaches ago, they hired Bobby Ross. He had taken a team to the Super Bowl, must know what he's doing, right? Well, my favorite Lion's moment happened in, I believe, his third year. the Lions had just fucked up another game, this time with stupid penalties, and bad decisions. Coach Ross was asked about some bonehead play someone had made:
I don't know why he did that, we don't coach that, I can tell you that." (when someone screws up at my firm back then we'd say "the GPs don't coach that.")

Within a year he had resigned.

Favorite moment this season happened in Game 1- at home- our fans are booing our new great savior Quarterback in his first game. Of course, we all knew we would be booing him someday, but the first game is a record.

Blohan
 

So Blohan fractures her wrist at the Milk Studios in NY.
"There's a pending investigation" into the accident, after Lohan claimed Milk Studios didn't take proper measures to prevent slips on the slick ground.
Is Milk Studios responsible for a person who spills their fifth vodka and tonic on the floor and then slips on it?

http://img.timeinc.net/people/i/2006...dsay_lohan.jpg

Football
 

Who was the moron who predicted 40 points yesterday?

Spinach update
 

Good for you. Fuck you e-coli.

Seriously, all of the steak houses in the area have replaced the creamed spinach with something else, like steamed green beans. The spinach salads I understand, but whatever.

Football
 

from the Lions? don't know.

Someone from ESPN picked them to win their. Local talk radio made the quiz "which story exhibits more insanity: ESPN picks Lions to win division, or Lions DL coach caught drunk driving naked?"

Football
 

The college corollary happened this week during the Clemson/FSU Bowden Bowl. Clemson pretty much dominated but seemed insistent on giving the game away in the first half.

* PAT attempt by Clemson, blocked, run back for 2 pt conversation for FSU.

* Field goal attempt by Clemson, blocked, run back for touchdown by FSU.

Reporter caught the younger Bowden at halftime, and couldn't even complete the question about CU's abysmal special teams, and Bowden interrupted, saying "Nope, I'm not doing that anymore. We're not kicking again."

And they didn't. Still won.

Hotttt
 

Hey, I was walking with Les this afternoon - were you that chick Les thought looked astoundingly like a young, asian Phyllis Diller? The resemblance was uncanny. Who does your hair?

Football
 

Roy Williams. Guaranteed a win over the Bears and said something about it being silly or stupid "how close we [Lions] were to scoring 40" against the Seahawks.

Hotttt
 

You are losing me. you must be old, since I've heard of Phyllis Diller but need to google for an actual visual.

Football
 

It was all over CBS sports yesterday. He said they should have scored 40 points against the Seahawk D.

The Chicago Bears defense made a statement with a shutout in the season opener. Apparently, it wasn't enough to impress Detroit Lions wide receiver Roy Williams
Having guaranteed a victory over the Bears on Sunday, Williams looks to help the Lions make good on his boast when the teams meet at Soldier Field.
"We will win this game," Williams said Monday, one day after Detroit lost 9-6 to Seattle and failed to score a touchdown. "Y'all can take that as a guarantee or whatnot, but we will win this game.

"I'm just saying that when we play the way we are supposed to play, there's not a defense in the NFL that is going to stop us. If we play that way against the Bears, and we should, we'll win. It was stupid how close we were to putting 40 points on the board."

Blohan
 

Depends what the policy limits are.

Big Wonk
 

I'd fuck a cartoon character.

Big Wonk
 

2. Althought I am still bothered that Atticus lusted after Kim Possible while she was, what, 16? That was wrong.

Big Wonk
 

2. That Grape Ape is one sexy primate, don't you think so, Flinty?

Big Wonk
 

I have no doubt.

Big Wonk
 

an airbrushed one, at that.

Big Wonk
 

Stay away from my brother, he's "special."

Big Wonk
 

Can I have him? They're putting blinds on my window out to the hall.

Big Wonk
 

To minimize your eye twitch?

Federline
 

Not that anyone cares, but the baby's name is Sutton Pierce Federline. She's going with the S.P. Federline theme.
Next child will be Sock Puppet Federline.

Spinach update
 

That sounds a lot better than the spank-o-pita I first read it as being. Do spank-o-pitas have deer meat and, if so, what do the deer that were used in the making eat?

TM

Spinach update
 

Those aren't cream filled?

Federline
 

She is a trip trying to get all high-brow like the Donald's kid when we *all* know she so is country.

The home of more music and Les Nessman
 

Apparently, you have to be his friend for 12 years first, have a kid or two, and then throw yourself at him.

". . . and finally, I'd like to thank the Academy for awarding me the Bilmore. For all of us posters, working on our craft, it's a real dream come true to finally earn the recognition of one's peers."

The home of more music and Les Nessman
 

normally that would be a strong entry NB, but sebby's cream post takes the BOTD today. Sorry.

The home of more music and Les Nessman
 

I prefer Not Bob's because if he paid attention, he would have realized that Less' friend doesn't have kids yet. So it is like Not Bob is having a senior moment, which puts him squarely in Bilmore territory.

eta: *plus* a WKRP reference. Not Bob should definitely take the prize.

The home of more music and Les Nessman
 

Paigow would take points off for the foreshadowing of the award in his post. you know this already.