The Real Reason Women Hate Plastic Surgery (Goddamnit, Say What You Really Mean)
 

Nope, it was all breasts, baby.

It was HORRIFYING: the incisions, the blood, the gore.

Since I just spent a week with MomOdds, I am more confident that everything will stay reasonably where it is supposed to without surgical enhancement.

The Real Reason Women Hate Plastic Surgery (Goddamnit, Say What You Really Mean)
 

I would like to point out that I have not said word fucking one about weight today (male or female) so nobody can blame weight-threads on me today. :seenno:

The Real Reason Women Hate Plastic Surgery (Goddamnit, Say What You Really Mean)
 

If I find it, I will post it, but Soleil Moon Frye (I think that's her name) the kid who played Punky Brewster had a condition called Giganticus mammarius (just kidding on the name, but it sounds like that) and she had a reduction. They told her that she would not be able to breast feed, nor would she have feeling in her nips, don't know whether they'll ever "arise" again, but I can't see how if there's no feeling. It depends on how much you're having removed (I think). I better do some research on this before I put my foot in it deeper - but I believe my memory is fairly clear on this.

Edited to add...In her early teens, she discovered she was suffering from gigantomastia, a medical condition that literally means "giant breasts." Her bosom was so big she ached from severe back pain and sore shoulders!

And her teasing friends were merciless -- they even called her Punky Boobster. Breast reduction surgery at age 16 brought her from a 36DD to a 36C, and now she's thrilled with her breasts. "I'm very proud of my body. I love them. I love being voluptuous. I'm very blessed," she says.

punky brewster

plastic people.com

One woman's floor is another woman's ceiling
 

Sorry, I just thought this was funny enough to bear repeating.

The Real Reason Women Hate Plastic Surgery (Goddamnit, Say What You Really Mean)
 

Is it different when guys do that? 'Cuz, I am immediately turned off by the idea of fake stuff inserted into a woman's body, and it honestly doesn't stem from any insecurity on my part.

The Real Reason Women Hate Plastic Surgery (Goddamnit, Say What You Really Mean)
 

I'm so proud of my mom. She's turning 60 next year, and she's recently joined a gym, works out with her personal trainer two times a week, and just started up pilates. She's looking great, and I think she's feeling great too. She says that she's pretty happy with the way she looks, after all these years. If I look half as good at 60 (especially if I have four kids in five years; some muscles never recover), I'll be a lucky woman.

The Real Reason Women Hate Plastic Surgery (Goddamnit, Say What You Really Mean)
 

You are my way-cooler sock puppet. That show was terrifying. I went through a phase where I considered a little enhancement, but decided against it. I do wish for the ability to pull off braless looks sometimes though. Then again, sometimes I just do it anyway (regardless of whether or not I am objectively pulling it off). Not at work though, DS.

One woman's floor is another woman's ceiling
 

Stop hatin'.

Finally -- someone added the comma (it had to be you Atticus -- swoon!). It makes so much more sense this way!

Abba -- may I suggest you include the comma when sending your trenchant and well-worded response to opposing counsel? I think you would find that there would be no misinterpretation of the very fine point you are making that way!! [The exclamation point is my friend too -- in fact, I am the friend of all forms of punctuation.]

Forgive me; it's been a long day.

The Real Reason Women Hate Plastic Surgery (Goddamnit, Say What You Really Mean)
 

fake stuff? FAKE STUFF?

One woman's floor is another woman's ceiling
 

E/O, some of us old folks just thought that "early thirties" comment was kind of endearing. You're a hot young thing. Accept it.

The Real Reason Women Hate Plastic Surgery (Goddamnit, Say What You Really Mean)
 

I would believe you if you didn't use the word "honestly" to make your point. I think it's time for a long look in the mirror. And not just the metaphorical mirror.

The Real Reason Women Hate Plastic Surgery (Goddamnit, Say What You Really Mean)
 

No toys for bilmore. Many of the lesbian-themed pornos are out too. So sad.

I see you have been using your thighmaster
 

You know you want me, and that scares you. Admit it.

NFH can't be involved -- while like SD I like women who are tall and thin or short and thin (whether they have big boobies or not), I think she's probably learned eating habits from her forebears and is a fattie. You, me and a fattie won't fit under one desk.

I see you have been using your thighmaster
 

I'd like to point out that I was both the first person and marathoner to call dibs...