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I do know this already. Fuck. I guess I am having a senior moment as well.

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But let us not forget, Paigow was a total loon.

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Whoops on the kid. And whoops on the self-promotion thing. Paigow totally would ding me for that.

Anyway, thanks gwnc.

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If I can't figure out what the heck y'all are talking about, does it mean I should have signed up for AARP when they had that table over at the dining room, or does it mean that the non-caffeinated iced tea was the wrong choice this afternoon?

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crazy for Less. Less crazy.

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Slugs and snails are after me
DDT keeps me happy
Now I guess I'll have to tell 'em
That I got no cerebellum
Gonna get my Ph.D.

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Tight pants for men are in. As are purses. But only if they match the shoes.

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Oddly enough, at dinner on Saturday night, there was a spirited conversation about the turkey episode on WKRP.

"As God is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly!"

There was also a lot of drinking. And queso.

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Don't forget the rigor mortis. And boxer-brief swim trunks.

And hey, nice purse!

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None of those things seem odd, given the company. Were there tomatoes?

A friend has put that spice girls "what I really really want" song in my head. NICE.

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I swear, if stirrup pants make a comeback I am going to wield my fury like a crazed octopus on the first person I see wearing them. Even if it is Shirley from Wyoming who never stopped wearing the ones she bought in 1985.

The leggings are bad enough. Fuck me.

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You mean the man purse?

If stirrup pants come back in style I boycott.

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Bikini tops and shorts for women. You are safe.

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There were tomatoes the next morning at the gospel brunch. I was really, really happy. My brunch-mates were, I think, mostly relieved.

The tomatoes were outstanding. The company, even better.

Zig ah zig ah zig ah.....

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With a nipple out. Of course.

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Not on the streets of NYC these days. No one is safe.

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Flowered panties for swim trunks, otoh, would just be gay. nttawwt.

eta: Willie got busted.

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How do you feel about the return of gauchos? They kill me. The worst are the flowy, black, summer gauchos, worn with sandals (or worse, flip-flops).

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Not to mention, the shrinkage.

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That was no friend.

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FYI... your set at ACL allegedly kicked ass. I didn't make it in time.

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Gauchos belong on the pampas.

I hope that knickers (the ones that buckle at the knee) do not also make a comeback.

I have skinny jeans, but that is the extent of my following the current trends. I am not fond of this return to the 80s crapola.

And here is another part of the rant. At a time when most of America is overweight, the trendsetters are introducing skinny pants? 1% of the population, if that, looks good in those pants. It is just not very nice (and seems misguided if the object is to sell clothes).

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There was shrinkage?

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I was once a Spice Girl for Halloween. For those keeping track of such things. I was Posh Spice. Since that time, Posh Spice has lost some weight and I have gained some weight, so there is unlikely to be a costume reprise.

Wow, that night was a drunken debacle. Good times.

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And the pencil skirts. And the bubble skirts.

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Willie got busted.

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Uncle Miltie was uninpressed. As was the Man from Nantucket.

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huh? Flower said he was only wearing culottes. did the weaher cool down?

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Gay, Schmay. Flowered panties for swim trunks would probably induce someone tp buy you some beers, though.

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I think I know that guy.

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Where do City Shorts fall in? Why are there so many names for pants that fall above the ankle and below the thigh?

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An abomination.

Bn'B has spoken.

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How do you impress Uncle Miltie?

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I saw a woman wearing them today, in the city. They made her ass look huge. But that might have been because her ass was huge. I think that length, which cuts your legs right in half, has a shortening effect to the legs. Making the legs look stumpier. But maybe that's just because that's how they look on me.

I look much taller in crapis.

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there's always sporty spice . . . or baby spice if by "some" you mean "a lot".

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Is the Nantucket guy in your yoga class? If so, I'm still impressed, but not in the way I was originally.

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I don't think he is. And I think I would have noticed something like that.

So, no.

You can go back to being impressed.

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I believe you suck your own cock. To impress Uncle Miltie, that is. I have no knowledge of whether you, Coltrane, can suck your own cock. But if you could, Uncle Miltie would be impressed.

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I can't. But I thought the Uncle Miltie comment was from the SNL book, no?

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I have no fucking idea where it originated.