Gigli
 

FWIW, I laughed at this post.

Thanks TM for the new avatar! I hope that Paigow likes it too!

:rofl: :rofl:

QE (no significant spoilers)
 

Clearly Carson has a broken vagina due to botched cosmetic surgery performed because Carson is/was insecure and was trying to make up for it by getting a vagina.

QE (no significant spoilers)
 

OK, so, if I mock/disparage him in any way for going thru wacko surgery, does that reveal gaping insecurities because in a way I'm disparaging another female (he's got a vagina, even if it doesn't work)? Did we decide what it means if a woman disparages a man for getting calf/pec/butt implants? Does this reveal more or less insecurity on the part of the woman?

It's all so confusing.

I am going to call this post "Testing Francis"
 

Bravo, Attimuffin. I just hope you are using "classy" in the ironic way.

Why is the man's undies "tighty whtieies " and the woman's "panties"? From now on the term "tighty whities" is dead. They will be referred to as "man panties" as that is what they are. If a woman's non-thong underwear is panties, then so is a man's non-thong (and non boxer) underwear. Both are ass and genital hammocking, with elastic around the legs and both are equally unpreferred by the opposite sex. Man panties it is.

Coltraine, I trust you are a boxers man. I sense this bc you seem inherently cool, despite the short shorts (and I dont want to know what's underneath those- a white jock strap like my dad wears? ew).

ANd speaking of generalizations, I was reading the just posted Salon article on Boy On Boy. The writier feels taht the show is "sick" bc of all the gaydar stereotypes it encourages. Liek chiropractors are straight and men who make eye contact are gay (note that those two observations were previously made here by NCS and myself). BUt isnt it true that the stereotypes are not being applied to gay people, but rather are the vacuum left by straight men who have to act a certain way in order to not be seen as gay? Like its straight people affecting behavior, not gay men. So everyone should just lightne up on Brave and enjoyu the shows. I am sure that if Lester was not worried people thought he was gay, he would be prancing around in a pink tuxedo carrying a box of chocolatges and a bottle of Di Sarano waxing about true old fashioned romance and Casablanca.

Gigli
 

Go get yourself some big fake tits. You'll feel better.

Gigli
 

Wow -- looks like it's gonna be one of those "come feel the love" days on the FB.

The 12th Step, by Stuart Smally
 

It is so obviously a cry for help.

But, instead of empathy, I get your derisory disparagement.

"Nor shall derision prove powerful against those who listen to humanity or those who follow in the footsteps of divinity, for they shall live forever. Forever."

I am a good person.

I am going to call this post "Testing Francis"
 

Why not consolidate to the studly-sounding "manties"? B/c I still like the idea of "mandbags" for those sturdy squarish ballistic nylon things in manly dark colors that men cannot handle admitting are purses.

Gigli
 

I will count that as one vote against my getting the reduction I was considering.

edited to say that just as the world is full of people who pick their noses when they're alone in their cars, as if no one can see them through their windows, there is you.
Leave my Gwinky alone you jealous hater bitch.

I am going to call this post "Testing Francis"
 

Which is stereotypically straight man behavior and thus offensive to the starigh man community.

I considered manties and figured it will be the next step once man panties has become the de factor term. otherwise these clueless straight men wont know what we are bitching about.

And speaking of manpanties, here is anothe argument against them. Skidmarks. QE was the second time tv has portrayed skidmarks on manpanties (SATC being the first time)> Boxers have neverf been shown with skidmarks on the tube. So now, ladies not only think "caldor ad" when they see a man in manpanties, they think skidmarks. niggas please, throw them out (Am I allowed to use this one or just bitch please? )

And PJ, is your SO known as Manpurse junkie?

The Real Reason Women Hate Plastic Surgery (Truth Takes a Holiday)
 

I have to admit that I was prepared to disagree with your post, just like I have your other posts on this subject, but then you won me over with this rhetorical tour de force! "Everyone who's posted on this topic knows I'm mainly correct." Brilliant! I must concur. In fact, I think I'll use this trick in my next brief. It'll start, "Bitch, please. Everyone who's argued in this court knows I'm mainly correct. Et cetera . . . ."

I am going to call this post "Testing Francis"
 

Only in Stamford.

So you want to marry my dad?
 

I don't watch reality TV, since Survivor year 1. Don't mean anything by that statement other than to support a knowledge gap. Saw this show with 4 kids trying to find a new wife for dad, with 4 women late 30 maybe 40's sleeping in a common bedroon indad's house. I had many questions about it, and hoped you all would be writing about it, but there is apparent silence. Is this because its so beneath the other shows you don't watch it? are there simply too many to keep up with?

I am going to call this post "Testing Francis"
 

Whether others are aware of this or not, there is no other way to use it.

I am going to call this post "Testing Francis"
 

Or, men could just clean themselves as if they were actually potty-trained.

Mr. PJ will suffice. Sadly, he does not see the beauty of my glorious obsession, and is solely a messenger-bag kind of guy at worst (at best?).