Just when I thought I was starting to figure it out.
 

that's ok wonk. you can sit at my table and stare longingly over at the cool kids with me.

*sigh*

aV

Just when I thought I was starting to figure it out.
 

I'll send lunch over.

Just when I thought I was starting to figure it out.
 

Fuck 'em. They'll all wind up working for our dads someday. Then we can get them fired.

Just when I thought I was starting to figure it out.
 

OK, I'm going to wait until everyone I missed comes out of the woodwork and then circulate a revised list, so that even more people will be able to criticize me as to the contents.

Motherfucking fucker republican jackass fuckers
 

A language I think you maybe aren't so familiar with -- English.

Just when I thought I was starting to figure it out.
 

A) retalitory job action for non-job related reasons-
B) sense of entitlement
C) rich daddy

I'd say he's pretty far left- this is Kennedy-like

Motherfucking fucker republican jackass fuckers
 

You should try and use simpler english- do you talk IRS code on dates? how the fuck do the DD clerks understand which kind of donuts to bring you, or do you gesture?

Just when I thought I was starting to figure it out.
 

He's just rich, not from his own efforts. Nearly all rich kids are assholes like that. Strongest argument I can think of for 90% or higher estate tax.

:rolleyes:
 

;) :rolleyes:

Just when I thought I was starting to figure it out.
 

And imagine how I feel.

I've gotten the consumption
 

Would Alan Greenspan please identify which sock is his? And, next time, a little attribution would be in order:

Greenspan lauds consumption tax in form of increased tax-free savings accounts

I've gotten the consumption
 

OK, FINE, I will admit that I do talk about taxes and stuff to the people I fuck. And if they're really good, I don't insist on attribution.

Are you happy now, Hank?

Just when I thought I was starting to figure it out.
 

I'm fairly new but insulted nonetheless. Perhaps you feel threatened by a real conservative?

Just when I thought I was starting to figure it out.
 

I didn't criticize you as to content. I figure your perception is as valid as anyone else's.

I've gotten the consumption
 

Star-fucker.

BTW, does your man take cialis?

Just when I thought I was starting to figure it out.
 

You won't get fired. You can be my admin assistant.

Just when I thought I was starting to figure it out.
 

I'm rich? Not much, Sugar Bear.

Just when I thought I was starting to figure it out.
 

Wasn't directed at you.

Just when I thought I was starting to figure it out.
 

Yes, you scare me.
I thought you were Slave?

Just when I thought I was starting to figure it out.
 

Then your daddy won't be firing anyone.

Just when I thought I was starting to figure it out.
 

I think Megaloman goes on the list about where Penske would be.

Love me, love me, love me -- I'm a liberal.
 

Nope, you're not hallucinating. There's even a name for them, I think, "coffee crullers"? Or something like that.

Strawberry goop is gross. I'm sure the barrista was just bothered by the break-up of Denise Richards and Charlie Sheen.

Just when I thought I was starting to figure it out.
 

Since Penske is in about 42 places, that doesn't offer much precision.

If the thunder don't get ya then the lightning will
 

Hold the champagne. I suppose it's a credit to our intelligence services that they got the information that she worked for a communist paper down to the roadside checkpoint level.

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
March 4, 2005
U.S. Forces Fired on Car Carrying Freed Italian Hostage in Iraq
By REUTERS

Filed at 4:03 p.m. ET

BAGHDAD, March 4 (Reuters) - Italian journalist Giuliana Sgrena was freed by her captors on Friday but U.S. forces in Iraq mistakenly opened fire on the convoy taking her to safety, wounding her and killing an Italian secret service agent.

Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi said he had immediately summoned the U.S. ambassador, declaring someone had to take responsibility for American soldiers opening fire.

Berlusconi, one of U.S. President George W. Bush's staunchest supporters in Iraq, told a news conference the agent had been shot dead by U.S. forces at a checkpoint and that Sgrena had been wounded in the shoulder.

In Washington, the Pentagon said "multinational forces" had opened fire on a speeding vehicle in Baghdad, causing the death and wounding Sgrena.

"This news which should have been a moment of celebration, has been ruined by this firefight," said Gabriele Polo, editor of Sgrena's Il Manifesto paper, a Rome-based Communist daily.

If the thunder don't get ya then the lightning will
 

Somewhere in the naked city, Eason Jordan is doubtlessly drinking himself into a stupor.

If the thunder don't get ya then the lightning will
 

hehe.

Additional relevant description from CNN:

• According to a multinational forces statement, the car approached the checkpoint at high speed about 9 p.m. (1 p.m. ET)
  
  U.S. troops "attempted to warn the driver to stop by hand and arm signals, flashing white lights, and firing warning shots in front of the car," the statement said. "When the driver didn't stop, the soldiers shot into the engine block, which stopped the vehicle, killing one and wounding two others."

Of course, had they known they were italian, it would have appeared to be normal driving, and unworthy of concern.

If the thunder don't get ya then the lightning will
 

You think it was intentional? That's some ballsy charge right there Gatti.

Martha got out okay today. No reported shooting.

If the thunder don't get ya then the lightning will
 

No. It's humor.

Even if it's not the official life preserver, you think the drowning man wouldn't reach for that piece of flotsam?

If the thunder don't get ya then the lightning will
 

I wonder how involved the Italian forces were in the preparation of that statement. And why was the secret service guy in the engine block? That turns out to have been a dumb place to hide.

If the thunder don't get ya then the lightning will
 

They use pretty heavy ammunition at those roadblocks; people get killed and injured just by the shrapnel and other shit that comes out of an engine after you blast twenty rounds of .50 caliber or whatever into it.

Just when I thought I was starting to figure it out.
 

If one consults a Freudian dream analysis book this is a pretty standard read as a desire for dual input sex. that shows the limitation of Freudian analysis, and for that matter simply consulting the book.

Using more modern regressive- passive Jungian techniques, I reach a different conclusion. I believe your problem could be simply stated as not getting enough Carbos in your diet.

If the thunder don't get ya then the lightning will
 

Then perhaps people should learn to stop for the roadblocks. Just a thought.

If the thunder don't get ya then the lightning will
 

I won't stand here and listen to you spout this sort of anti-American crap. I'm outta here.

http://www.star-collector.net/autogr...rtreynolds.jpg

If the thunder don't get ya then the lightning will
 

So if a car with arabs in it comes speeding at a roadblock we can shoot because it's likely a bomber, but if Europeans are speeding towards a roadblock we shouldn't shoot because they likely have an excuse?

i thought you were AGAINST profiling?

If the thunder don't get ya then the lightning will
 

Don't get all defensive, it's a lame joke and a picture of Burt Reynolds fer chrissakes.

But, since you mentioned it, why are we still there at the roadblocks? Aren't we done liberating everybody yet? Or are we just there to make sure innocent people aren't being shot because of all the lawlessness and stuff?

If the thunder don't get ya then the lightning will
 

If that's it, do you think they could shift a battalion into Detroit? wouldn't even be the homicide bombers bugging them.

If the thunder don't get ya then the lightning will
 

Yep, that's it. We're there to keep innocent people from getting shot. And the sooner they learn that and submot to our will, the sooner we can stop shooting them.

If the thunder don't get ya then the lightning will
 

I would think that an intelligent guy like you would realize how incredibly stupid the phrase "homicide bomber" sounds. It's even more transparent and pathetic than "freedom fries."

It's stupid shit like this that makes me wonder if the structuralists weren't at least partly right. Because if they were, and if these examples are the best we can do to define the Iraq construct, we're fucked for generations.

If the thunder don't get ya then the lightning will
 

I've been using "Child-Murdering Islamist Scumbags" for several years now. Feel free to crib it.

If the thunder don't get ya then the lightning will
 

That's catchy. I wonder why it's never caught on.