Dead Horse
 

Well, yes, but I think in that "welcome those with good hearts" means that we should endeavor, as much as possible, to accept homosexuals who are otherwise morally perfect (i.e., believe in Bush's God, low taxes, no welfare, mandatory Pledge of Allegiance at all schools, workplaces and soccer fields (for the soccer moms) but not in church because God comes first) -- after all, after they are exposed more to our heterosexual world, they may realize the error of their ways and give up homosexuality.

Those with good hearts also includes people who are really, really uncomfortable with their homosexuality and are trying to date women (I'm doubting lesbians are nearly as disturbing).

So, like, what is the deal with Ween?
 

You are already insufferable. Do yourself a favor. Cut your losses and forget you ever heard about this site.

Anyway, about Ween . . . I just cannot get my mind around this group. I have a couple of albums and now have seen them three times live, and still cannot figure out who their fan base is. They are playing two sold out shows in Minneapolis, and there was a near riot of ticket seekers last night. But who are these people? Who decides that they are super into a band that writes songs about pussy licking and spinal meningitis, a whole CD of country music covers, and ballad about a mollusk. I mean, there seem to be some hippies, some alternative types, lots of just average looking folk, all going crazy to lyrics like:

"Why they wanna see my spine mommy?
Why they wanna see my spine?
It's gonna hurt again mommy
Much worse than last time
Am I gonna see God, mommy?
Am I gonna die?
It really hurts mommy!
Am I gonna die?"

So, like, what is the deal? Any Ween fans out there?

Dead Horse
 

That would only have been appropriate if he weren't also trying to pass a law that interferes with the not-so-straight. Which is maybe what you are getting at, but that's such a stretch (that he and his buddies would do that) I can't conceptualize it.

Log Eye for the Straight Guy
 

You are attempting to impose reason where there is none.

The Real Reason Women Hate Plastic Surgery (Truth Takes a Holiday)
 

Aside from those sweaters, so carefully tied around your neck, I'd agree with you 100%, baby.

TM

The Real Reason Women Hate Plastic Surgery (Truth Takes a Holiday)
 

Are you trying to wriggle your way into a threesome with e/o and dtb?

Dead Horse
 

That was what I was getting at - that it wasn't appropriate. PAY ATTENTION.

I am going to call this post "Testing Francis"
 

I am not really following this too closely, but I frequently go without underwear and certainly never wear anything but a smile under my kilt.

FWIW, fyi, I'm very tiddied up down there too, and no skidmarks, at least none that I know of, nttawwt.

I am going to call this post "Testing Francis"
 

Part of me wants to know what being "tiddied up down there" consists of.

But, the smarter part is dragging that other part away, whacking it on its head and screaming DON'T ASK! JUST DON'T ASK!!. . . .

I am going to call this post "Testing Francis"
 

Think of his down there as the Persian cat's nose . . .

QUEER EYE
 

Okay, I haven't seen this tivo'd episode yet, so I didn't read your post, but I'm sure I'll agree.

WWLD's criticism noted, I think this show is the best reality show on tv. They've got it all covered. Significant before time. Makeover of man, wardrobe, crib, life, etc. Significant after time. And bitchy, catty analysis of what the person does with their work. The five guys couldn't be better (okay, four of them couldn't be -- I still haven't figured out why they need the culture guy. Seems like food guy could cover this). They don't try to make over the guy to be a Chelsea boy. They really attempt to improve him without changing the essence of who he is (okay, after writing that, I think I'm turning a little gay myself). Plus, they're funny.

All that said, a friend of mine (okay my wife's mostly) is going to be on. Her bf (at the time -- they have since broken up, but he still calls her, trying to get some) was chosen to be made over. Her name is Diana (pronounced DEE ANNA) and I'm sure she'll come off as pretty nice, because...well, she is. (I don't like the way she talks though. She tends to drag words out and let them linger too long. Just say it and be done with it. I hate that sing songy, whiny shit.)

She told me that it was weird to have the cameras follow you around all the time and she was really worried about what they were going to say about her (after seeing the Trenton hooker episode), but was told they liked her.

He got hooked up because he's a cameraman or something and knew someone associated with the show (which I guess is how they get their subjects -- don't think you can apply).

Anyway, I'll be interested to hear your reviews once her show airs.

TM

So, like, what is the deal with Ween?
 

:hi:


His lung is fucked up.

I am going to call this post "Testing Francis"
 

Good lord, he's got the beginning of a pussy?

The Scottish Loveknot
 

Braveheart meets Deepthroat in secret Loch Ness porn film


Sex stars brave murky weather and midges to shoot the Highlands’ first adult movie
By Brian Pendreigh


WE’VE had Highlander, Braveheart, Brigadoon and now we’re getting our own version of Deep Throat. Yes, Scotland can lay cinematic claim to its own porn film – The Scottish Loveknot.

The movie is the latest feature -length video from Private, one of the world’s leading hardcore porn comp anies. The film was shot secretly in Scotland, but like most Hollywood takes on life in the Highlands, the main stars aren’t Scots themselves.

Where Australian New Yorker Mel Gibson took the lead in Braveheart, Frenchman Christopher Lambert starred in Highlander and Northern Ireland’s Liam Neeson played Rob Roy, the starring roles in The Scottish Loveknot go to three Hungarian porn starlets called Ginger, Vanda and Violet and a Canadian named Dan Stallion. Englishman Steve Hooper has been cast as the male star of The Scottish Loveknot.

Other starring roles go to the Australian porn star and polit ical activist Jodie Moore – previously seen in such classics as Nasty Nymphos 33 – who plays the Lady Of The Loch, and Jamie Woods, a porn starlet from Nottingham. The producers, however, claim the director is Scottish and the movie is his debut. He’s not keen to go public just yet and is concealing his identity behind the “artistic name” Gazzman.

The Scottish Loveknot is one of the most expensive porn films ever made. It cost a fraction of a mainstream Hollywood movie, but at £200,000 is an astronomical sum for a porn movie.

Unsurprisingly, it will not be premiering at the Edinburgh Film Festival, but it will figure at Edinburgh’s new Festival Erotique next month.

“One of the key features of Private’s movies is the use of new, exotic locations,” said Private Media Group press officer Richard Sharp. “We’ve never shot in Scotland before and so the proposal met with great enthusiasm offering a backdrop and aesthetic that has proved to be incredibly popular in mainstream cinema.”

The movie boasts production values more usually associated with Hollywood than the sort of thing you might find in a sex shop in Soho. The “collector’s edition” DVD includes a documentary of the making of the film.

“The only thing more spectacular than the costumes was what lies under them,” says Private’s internet site. The Private Media Group is a big international company, with headquarters in Barcelona and a public listing on the US Nasdaq financial market. It’s famed for its glitzy events at the Cannes Film Festival.

Sharp said: “Private has drawn inspiration from the characters of legend and visually from the classic image of the Highlands, which has been the focus of so many celebrated films. There is immortality, there is the warrior figure, the beautiful heroine. Private has created an erotic piece around a classic storyline.”

In the movie, the hero Robert Mhor regards a defeated army’s womenfolk as spoils of war, but when it comes to true love, his heart belongs to the Lady Of The Loch. Such is their passion, that the fates themselves become jealous and lead Robert into an ambush.

Before dying in his lover’s arms, he promises he will find a way to return to her, no matter how long it takes. So, borrowing freely from the plot of Brigadoon, the Lady Of The Loch returns to life once every 100 years and seeks out the most prodigious lovers of the time, in the hope of finding the reincarnation of Robert.

The actors, accustomed to performing in sunny Mediterranean conditions, had to contend with typical Scottish weather. “We had to deal with rain and mud and downpours in the middle of some of the shoots,” said production supervisor Dave Densen.

They shot the whole film on location last summer without contacting either Scottish Screen or Scottish Highlands and Islands Film Commission. “They probably wouldn’t want to go through official channels,” said Highlands film officer Trish Shorthouse. “I would be interested to know their locations and how they got permission.”

But the film-makers will say only that it was in the Loch Ness area. “It was all shot on a private estate, the exact location of which is a trade secret,” said Sharp.

Two of Scotland’s most picturesque castles appear in scenes without any actors – Urquhart Castle, on the shore of the loch, and Eilean Donan, which previously appeared in Highlander, James Bond and Bollywood movies.

Far from being outraged by the film, local reaction seems muted. Donald Skinner, owner of the Loch Ness Lodge Hotel, said: “There’s no such thing as bad publicity in this game. If we get on CNN with this, good and well. If we get naked women on Loch Ness-side, well and good.”

While thousands have flocked to see the Harry Potter locations, Trish Shorthouse said her office had received no inquiries from the public about The Scottish Loveknot.

I am going to call this post "Testing Francis"
 

He prefer to call it his Wax Fruit.