I call for a moratorium on discussion of the penises of the following posters:
 

Penisdesistist.

I call for a moratorium on discussion of the penises of the following posters:
 

Not really a Penis, but the Duane Peters canvas hightop is finally available.

http://store.yahoo.com/visionstreetw...nkdphitop.html

Punk'd
 

Naming this thread "Punk'd" is sick. Well done! *heavenly golf clap*

str8

Reality Check
 

As if this was ever in doubt.

not7yS

I call for a moratorium on discussion of the penises of the following posters:
 

Anti-penite

Pigot

Dickaphobe

Boner disowner

Hard-on hater

Knob lynch-mob

I call for a moratorium on discussion of the penises of the following posters:
 

Keen. On the site, you can order "old school" Gator T-shirts and decks -- weird, because he went to jail for killing his girlfriend.

Speaking of jail, what has Dirt McGirt (f/k/a ODB) been up to since his release?

I call for a moratorium on discussion of the penises of the following posters:
 

I note you do not include yourself on the banned list.

I call for a moratorium on discussion of the penises of the following posters:
 

Working on a project for Rocafella.

To all the ATHF fans out there
 

The bitch-please-y clothing store Hot Topic has some mediocre-looking Aqua Teen Hunger Force T-Shirts. If you don't live near a Hot Topic, you can go to their web site. The only one I'm considering getting is the ATHF crew hanging in their pool. But still not sure it's worth the $18.

On another note, what am I going to do with 24 good Springsteen tickets for Dodger Stadium? Who needs tickets!

str8

I call for a moratorium on discussion of the penises of the following posters:
 

I'm also phallus callous dick-shun.

I call for a moratorium on discussion of the penises of the following posters:
 

First I can't talk about fat chicks. Now I can't talk about my dick.

This is worse than Findlaw/Inquisition/Westlaw.

"The 'Gigli' Is Up"
 

They condemn what they do not understand.

http://www.cnn.com/2003/SHOWBIZ/Movi...eut/index.html

To all the ATHF fans out there
 

Who are you, Mike Damone: "The charisma of Rick Neilsen. The magnetism of Robin Zander. Here, look at the tickets. . . . The dream police, bah nah nah nah nah nah na"

NYTimes had an article about scalpers losing their shirts on the Boss concerts at the meadowlands. 10 shows will do that to you. free tickets for anyone showing up, though.


edited to add a "nah" for the Cheap Trick timmy below

I call for a moratorium on discussion of the penises of the following posters:
 

A documentary on Gator is slated for release at Sundance this year.

http://www.stokedmovie.com/site/index.html

Old school is in.

http://www.juicemagazine.com/

"The 'Gigli' Is Up"
 

Again, this review notes that both Ben and Jen are touted as among the sexiest people in the world. This I simply don't get. I do not break out in a rash when forced to gaze upon either of them, but they are no where near the sexiest people in the world (what a weird concept anyway since it is so subjective).

Other people who are considered sexy that I simply do not find sexy or do not consider as sexy as others apparently do (feel free to expand the list):

1. Gwyneth Paltrow (not all that)
2. Sarah Jessica Parker (Bitch please)
3. Tom Cruise (NAT)
4. JFK, Jr. (NAT)
5. Carolyn Bessett Horseface Kennedy (BP)
6. Hugh Grant (BP)
7. *NSYNC except for Justin (BP)

You know who I have a crush on (and who is roughly my age, though he is now married) is Nick Lachey. I bet he would look good in (and out) of Magic Underpants. Plus, I can guarantee that I am better/more fun in the sack than Jessica.

Johnny Depp should also get this memo. And then hit the showers to get ready for my arrival.