To all the ATHF fans out there
 

Just needs an ultra-thin piano keyboard tie...

"Got any Blue Oyster Cult??"

Edited to add, as resident Fast Times timmy: Burger, you need one more "nah" in the Dream Police...

And no, Phoebe Cates never looked better...

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You must not have seen his Punk'd. He's a Punk.

What the hell boy band is he from anyways?

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Not only is the poster disturbing and distorted for how much her butt has been dehanced, but her breasts seem to come out of her shoulders. Unless she is wearing a major push-up bra, those also aren't her breasts.

And A/K, I agree with your assessment that they're not that sexy. At one point i thought Ben Affleck was cute (he may even have been on the laminated list a few years ago), but now he's just ... not.

C(I'll spend my $8 on renting a movie and getting a pizza delivered)deuced

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"FEAR does not exist...in this dojo!"*

*Does anyone else think that Lachey looks like the Kobra Kai dojo boss in Karate Kid I & II?

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I saw the Punk'd. What would you have done in his shoes?

He is from 98 degrees. I forgive him for this, however, because he is F-I-N-E. Ever since Angelina became a mom I have needed a more ABBA-appropriate crush and Nick is it. For today.

Also, I got a new secretary who brightens my day. She's moving up the list and may make the top five by the end of the week. We'll see how she does on casual Friday and go from there.

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Right on sista. Never understood why SJP is considered sexy. Scary, yes. Sexy, no.

I'd add Lara Flynn Boyle (current version) and Calista Flockhart.

To all the ATHF fans out there
 

Fixed, and . . .

for fans of Alias, did anyone catch the Fast Times homage in one of this year's episodes, with (the once-again available) Jennifer Garner in the Phoebe Cates role? (Although, no, no one played the Brad/Judge Rheinhold part)

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Disagree on Gwyneth, but otherwise I'm with ya'. Add to the list Cameron Diaz and Catherine Zeta-Jones.

As to Johnny Depp, I'd switch teams for that, except that Mrs. Finch would likely kill me in a jealous rage. Anyone know if he'd like a MFM?

Sidd(or MFFM, since presumably his wife is tres chaude)Finch

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8. Jennifer Garner. She's cute, she'd get hit on all the time at bars, but she is not up to snuff in the movie star world of what is sexy. Her face is actually boring. But SJP takes the cake -- she makes me shudder in revulsion.

BTW, it's me
 

If you think you know me, you do. Hi!!! Long time no "see."

I call for a moratorium on discussion of the penises of the following posters:
 

I hope you were rolling your eyes when you typed this.

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When I first laid eyes on Gwyneth Paltrow, my boyfriend at the time and I both agreed that she was not all that. In fact, his words were "what is Brad Pitt doing with that?" Then it was weird. All of a sudden she seemed a lot prettier. Did anyone else experience this? These days I think she is quite pretty, but not stunning.

The obvious choice (I think) for not as sexy as the media would have you believe is Julia Roberts. I do not find her very sexy. I would like to have her big toothy grin because I have a small mouth, but that is it. (I think I would look weird with a big toothy grin, so it is actually good aesthetically that I did not get one. Might help in the bj department though. (Not the toothy part)).

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My sister was recently vacationing in Mykonos, and she hung out in one of the gay bars there pretty much every night for two weeks. One of the regulars was asking her about the american legal system and how can someone sue for defamation if the allegations are true? According to pretty much everyone there, Mr. Cruise shows up on the island approximately every three months, parties at this particular club every night, and every night leaves with a different guy.

Other regulars according to her sources (drunken gay men, so take with gallons of salt): Madonna, Mel Gibson. Mel apparently shows up with his whole family, and he is reportedly straight but gay friendly.

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Still tcb in the office?

I call for a moratorium on discussion of the penises of the following posters:
 

Ironically, I did so sardonically.