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Sorry about that. Now that I've recovered:

1. Congrats, and

2. Will this board survive with a happy Paigow?

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Spinster, please. I told you to keep it quiet. I'm talking that cubic zirconium back!

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I have a man-crush on this sock.

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Wow. I'm impressed. Truly any man who can pull off the "Wednesday night while not on vacation" proposal is worth marrying. (Assuming of course that you did not propose to him).

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She's got at least a few months of wedding planning to bitch about.

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I guess things are Lookin up. Congrats.

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I gave the spinster thing a good hard look and quite frankly. i dont want to be the subject of mockery of 28 yo midwestern lawyers for the rest of my life. its depressing. and miranda got married and she is my role model.

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Congratulations* -- is this the guy with the accent? Or the sparks/chemistry boy? Or the cognitive minority dude? Or chris?

*I say this through my tears.

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1.) It could just mean that they're going from one farm to another. We go "to market" at least two or three times a year to add some diversity to our herds. We will send our calves "to market" once or twice a year, and who knows where they'll end up.

2.) Congratulations! I wish you the best of luck!

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Are you getting married in a community garden too?

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1. Congratulations!

2. We look forward, someday, when the time is right, to seeing you on the Mom's and Dad's board.

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What does marriage have to do with parenthood?

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PRobably Antigua

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And a screaming was heard through all of middle earth.

Off-topic (i.e., not about sports)
 

Look, here are some basic truths about this board.

1. When someone knew comes along, with the long time lurker, rare poster bit, they are usually a sock. So they get flamed for being a sock.

2. This is a board where humor is king. If you're interesting, you also get a pass (somewhat). But, if you're going to post about something no one is interested in, or that makes you sound lame, you'll get treated like a red-headed step-child. Posters like Ty and SS had a relatively easy transition because not only were they funny and interesting, but they gave shit back as good as they got. Hell, NFH got piled on for months (and still gets reamed) and she can take it and has made a place for herself here.

3. If you haven't noticed, regulars take a lot of shit on this board. If they can't take it at the beginning, they aren't going to like this place anyway.

4. RB rarely posts here anymore, so newbies should be fucking happy. She consistently beat the shit out of them on Stalin.

5. If we're too nice to people posting crap, we're going to get nothing but crap.

TM