Two Things
 

1. Why are you congratulating paigow about the pigs?

2. Ease up. Her black book isn't even cold yet and you've already got her buying Luvs.

Soooooo - Details
 

Now it's been difficult to keep track of the many loves of paigowprincess, but inquiring minds must know:

1. Did the blowjob camel find a permanent oasis, or was he sent off to wander for 40 years in the desert?

2. Did you finally tell yourself "this guy has everything I want, I can learn to live with the Masshole accent. . . "

3. Philippoussis came available and you snapped him up.

4. None of the above.

Two Things
 

I think I speak for G3 when I say, "whiff."

Best wishes, paigow. May you find every happiness of married life.

When My Baby Smiles At Me I Go To Rio; or Blame it on Rio.
 

US Pilot Fined For Gesture in Brazil (spree: it's yahoo, dude)

The offending picture cracks me up:

http://us.news1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com...2457072180.jpg

Two things
 

JRUSS?

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Actually, it is the having of eyebrows and the ability to express emotion and show personality that gets doggies through the door. I bet piggies have personality too -- but they cannot express it in their faces so we don't know it.

As George Carlin once said, this is why cats get the bum rap about being cold and heartless -- no eyebrows to express themselves, just a bunch of weird shit sticking out over their eyes.

Two Things
 

If we didn't already know you were a lawyer ...

Two things
 

Will men never learn? How far away does he live? How many other women is he seeing to distract him from you?

Soooooo - Details
 

none of the above. though it appears phillippoussis and tara reid are kaput and if he came my way, I might pull a Mrs Jerry Seinfeld.

Two things
 

there, there, less. I knew you would take this the hardest. but if it makes you feel any better, you never had a shot anyway. spittle is a turnoff, I dont care what the porn flicks show, the ladies dont like it in real life.

Two Things
 

1. The pigs are now free! That is a good thing. I hope some of them got very far away (and, by the way, they are smarter than dogs).

2. Eased up. Good things come in time. But, based on input from my etiquitte coach (thanks Atticus!), may I revise my prior Congratulations to a "Best Wishes."

Two things
 

Now that is the FB love.

Newbies aspire to such warm affection from regulars.

Two Things
 

. . . only to die when eaten by the starving minks set "free" by PETA.

Betty v. Veronica
 

Not at all, muffin. It's more an issue of tigress v. doormat. Of course if you want to be walked all over and then thrown aside whenever a more assertive kitty calls, then I won't try to stop you.

Zeke
 

Well then I guess I don't need to point out that your carveout swallows your point.

Maybe now he can. But he's only recently come into his own. But playing with them doesn't mean shit in the playoffs. Much like paigow, he can stop neither one from having their way with him.

Wrong. If you recall, the Spurs beat the Lakers. They were a better team.

Don't give me regular season win/loss analysis. It's a different season once the playoffs start and the Pacers, with the head coach of your choice, would have taken one game, maybe two from the Lakers or the Spurs in the finals.

TM