I hate law, part 793
 

It's a good thing he's got you to pimp him. He's modest to a fault.

I hate law, part 793
 

Word!

:guitar:

I hate law, part 793
 

Bzzzzzzzzttt! dissent. I didn't say I would take it out of petty cash, but if the opportunity presented itself I go third mortgage on the house for a free shot at a couple of my co-workers (with Slave as witness for justification purposes).

This may explain why I made it to the 8th level.......

Not beatings it was herpes
 

NEW YORK - A judge threw out a $10 million civil assault lawsuit Monday filed against Liza Minnelli by her estranged husband, David Gest, who claimed she beat him so badly during alcoholic rages he had to be hospitalized.

State Supreme Court Justice Jane Solomon granted Minnelli’s motion to dismiss the lawsuit on the ground that Gest’s doctor had failed to rebut the 60-year-old actress-singer’s medical expert, who said Gest’s headaches were caused by a strain of herpes that causes shingles and not by beatings.

Gest’s lawyer, Lorraine Nadel, said she would appeal the ruling. She said that although Minnelli’s physician diagnosed Gest’s headaches as being caused by herpes zoster, Gest’s doctor said he tested negative for the virus.

I guess that's easy to prove. Someone's got to have a test, right?

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Not beatings it was herpes
 

Herpes is more FB ontopical, no?

Vibrating's a crime
 

WASHINGTON - The Supreme Court refused Monday to consider whether a Texas law making it a crime to promote sex toys shaped like sexual organs is unconstitutional.

An adult bookstore employee in El Paso, Texas, sued the state after his arrest for showing two undercover officers a device shaped like a penis and telling the female officer the device would arouse and gratify her.

(He was arrested?)

Colorado, Kansas and Louisiana have held such laws unconstitutional, while Georgia, Mississippi and Texas have upheld them, said Acosta’s lawyer in urging the Supreme Court to take the case.

boo.

Vibrating's a crime
 

RT is quivering.

Vibrating's a crime
 

I might ask Martha Wong and Ellen Cohen what they will do to repeal the law in light of this disappointing inaction by the Supreme Court. It may decide the election.

Vibrating's a crime
 

Why not Kinky?

Vibrating's a crime
 

Well, cuz he's not looking to be a legislator.

I call bullshite
 

Former NYSE chief executive Dick Grasso will have to “return tens of millions of dollars” to the Big Board in the wake of a partial summary judgment handed down this afternoon by a New York State judge, according to an official in Attorney General Eliot Spitzer’s office. -Here’s the WSJ Lawblog report.

Ramos should be drawn and quartered. Filthy socialist bastard!

I call bullshite
 

Take it to Gomorrah!

I call bullshite
 

Congrats on your 100th post! All of my socks crap out around 60.

I call bullshite
 

Why do you think me a sock, at least in any way in which you are not, too.

I call bullshite
 

The elasticity.