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Sparklehorse 08-29-2006 11:49 AM
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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
I am King of Time and Space.
So why were you begging for karma points from dtb last week? World ruler, indeed.

ltl/fb 08-29-2006 11:50 AM
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Originally posted by Sparklehorse
So why were you begging for karma points from dtb last week? World ruler, indeed.
Seriously, I saw your name on the page with the list of posts, and I thought "spookyfish!!"

I am so lame.

ETA and world leader pretend.

Hank Chinaski 08-29-2006 11:53 AM
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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
They don't give coats of arms to the maids who worked for the Duke of Kent.
who cleaned them then?

Tyrone Slothrop 08-29-2006 11:53 AM
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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I'm illegitimately descended from the Duke of Kent. Real fucking royalty. Top that, Plymouth boy.
I'm not sure I care for your prolier-than-thou attitude.

patentparanyc 08-29-2006 11:54 AM
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Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop
I'm not sure I care for your prolier-than-thou attitude.
Yeah, kinda like "prole's on first?"

Not Bob 08-29-2006 11:56 AM
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
My father, a nearly lifelong Democrat and a Union carpenter by trade, came to believe in his final years that Al D'Amato was the world's greatest living human. His two proudest experiences in the final five years of his life were meeting D'Amato and George (GapKhaki) Pataki and getting a photo of that meeting, and (2) being able to tell his nurses that his daughter worked for Alan Greenspan (note that when the faculties start to go, one of the first things to suffer is the flipness detector).

Al Freakin' D'Amato!!!
A/K/A Senator Pothole in part for all of the construction-related pork he brought back to New York. Heck, even Hillary said nice things about his service to New York.

My father, a union ironworker and lifelong Democrat (we had one of those brass busts of JFK and RFK looking meditatively off into the distance in a place of honor in the living room) loved the Republican governor of the Ancestral Homeland in my youth because of the massive state road construction projects he pushed through.

greatwhitenorthchick 08-29-2006 11:57 AM
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Originally posted by patentparanyc
Brag, brag, brag, womp womp womp womp womp womp like Charlie Brown's teacher, I swear.
Have I mentioned lately how hot I am?

Hottttt.

And descended from inbred fascists.

nononono 08-29-2006 11:57 AM
I've just about had enough of...
 
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Originally posted by patentparanyc
You can kiss my asian ass. I just asked the hotttt paralegal I work with he's in his 20s and 6 feet tall and good looking I was like "can I ask you off the record do you think I'm pretty" and he was like "yes, you are absolutely" so bite me...and he also, in separate conversations said I have big tits and that I don't need to lose any weight and am perfect the way I am. I think I've seen your bio years ago and I'd go with his assessment, fwiw. he also told me that TM sounds like a freakin loser and that I shouldn't care what he thinks. so there. nyah.
OMFG, do you think he's going to tell you the unvarnished truth (or criticize you) on a loaded question like that? For God's sake, he has to work with you. Sorry, but you already met the only person in the world, apparently, who would do that.

Pretty Little Flower 08-29-2006 11:59 AM
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Originally posted by patentparanyc
Yeah, kinda like "prole's on first?"
Yeah, exactly, like "Don't cry over spilt proles."

patentparanyc 08-29-2006 11:59 AM
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Quote:
Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Have I mentioned lately how hot I am?

Hottttt.

And descended from inbred fascists.
And apparantly, unable to sustain a marriage. And I find Indian men so unattractive, generally speaking. but let me guess you found the *one* hot one in the bunch!

Tyrone Slothrop 08-29-2006 12:00 PM
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Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
Yeah, exactly, like "Don't cry over spilt proles."
Or "don't cry for me Prolegentina."

Replaced_Texan 08-29-2006 12:01 PM
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Originally posted by patentparanyc
And apparantly, unable to sustain a marriage. And I find Indian men so unattractive, generally speaking. but let me guess you found the *one* hot one in the bunch!
WTF????

Hank Chinaski 08-29-2006 12:01 PM
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Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
Yeah, exactly, like "Don't cry over spilt proles."
If there is hope, it lies in the proles

patentparanyc 08-29-2006 12:01 PM
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Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop
Or "don't cry for me Prolegentina."
A prole in hand is one in the bush?

ltl/fb 08-29-2006 12:03 PM
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Originally posted by patentparanyc
And apparantly, unable to sustain a marriage. And I find Indian men so unattractive, generally speaking. but let me guess you found the *one* hot one in the bunch!
I fucked a SMOKING hot guy from India in college. Though in the greater scheme of things he was a little short (ie did not top 6 feet).

eta *sniff* but I guess it will give me something to think about during the boring meeting in an hour.

Hank Chinaski 08-29-2006 12:05 PM
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
I fucked a SMOKING hot guy from India in college. Though in the greater scheme of things he was a little short (ie did not top 6 feet).
in college I met a 6' guy from Bengladesh. I met him playing basketball- get this- he was the starting CENTER for the Bengladesh national team- 6 feet tall! Shoot, Thurgreed could still be playing if he moved there.

barely_legal 08-29-2006 12:06 PM
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Originally posted by patentparanyc
And apparantly, unable to sustain a marriage. And I find Indian men so unattractive, generally speaking. but let me guess you found the *one* hot one in the bunch!
You are such a fat little fucking bitch.

patentparanyc 08-29-2006 12:07 PM
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Originally posted by barely_legal
You are such a fat little fucking bitch.
OH am I mean barely? oh mean? oh poor poor model hot mensa gwinky who can't defend herself but has to have a posse of people defend her. bleh.

greatwhitenorthchick 08-29-2006 12:08 PM
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Originally posted by patentparanyc
And apparantly, unable to sustain a marriage. And I find Indian men so unattractive, generally speaking. but let me guess you found the *one* hot one in the bunch!
I prefer the term "Native American," if you don't mind awfully.

Tyrone Slothrop 08-29-2006 12:09 PM
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Originally posted by patentparanyc
OH am I mean barely? oh mean? oh poor poor model hot mensa gwinky who can't defend herself but has to have a posse of people defend her. bleh.
Barely didn't say "mean."

Tyrone Slothrop 08-29-2006 12:09 PM
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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I prefer the term "Native American," if you don't mind awfully.
Or "First Nations"? Or is that pretentious?

patentparanyc 08-29-2006 12:09 PM
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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I prefer the term "Native American," if you don't mind awfully.
Really I don't care what you prefer. you've been such a bitch to me.

ltl/fb 08-29-2006 12:09 PM
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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I prefer the term "Native American," if you don't mind awfully.
Oh. I thought she meant from India. Where did ppnyc grow up that she has encountered a wide range?

barely_legal 08-29-2006 12:10 PM
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Originally posted by patentparanyc
OH am I mean barely? oh mean? oh poor poor model hot mensa gwinky who can't defend herself but has to have a posse of people defend her. bleh.
I'm not defending her. She can take care of herself. I'm talking about YOU. You are just a nasty piece of work. Nasty and stupid is a sad combination. Oh, and fat.

patentparanyc 08-29-2006 12:10 PM
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
Oh. I thought she meant from India. Where did ppnyc grow up that she has encountered a wide range?
I thought she meant from India also.

duh. heh

greatwhitenorthchick 08-29-2006 12:11 PM
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Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop
Or "First Nations"? Or is that pretentious?
I will check with my boyfriend.

dtb 08-29-2006 12:11 PM
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Originally posted by barely_legal
I've never heard this but all of a sudden it makes sense how my brother could fall off of the roof of a two story building and land on a concrete parking lot and have absolutely no injuries whatsoever aside from being unconscious for 24 hours and unable to move his limbs for a few hours after that. 48 hours after the fall, he was released from the hospital and walking around as if nothing had happened. I was thinking he might be Superman, but now I know that he was actually just drunker than a porn star in a reality tv dating show.
I know a guy who did a face plant onto a marble floor in a hotel lobby in Chicago -- from about 30 feet up (he was walking on a banister as if it were a balance beam). He broke all his teeth (ALL of them), and had to have facial surgery, but other than that, broke no bones, no permanent damage.

Thank you, alcohol.

(it could also be he's alive b/c he passed out before he hit the floor)

patentparanyc 08-29-2006 12:12 PM
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Originally posted by barely_legal
I'm not defending her. She can take care of herself. I'm talking about YOU. You are just a nasty piece of work. Nasty and stupid is a sad combination. Oh, and fat.
Why am I a nasty piece of work? I'm just giving it back, man, defending myself. and I don't have a posse of backup.

You've never met me. you cannot be sure I am fat or not, unattractive or not. so stick it.

Replaced_Texan 08-29-2006 12:13 PM
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Originally posted by dtb
I know a guy who did a face plant onto a marble floor in a hotel lobby in Chicago -- from about 30 feet up (he was walking on a banister as if it were a balance beam). He broke all his teeth (ALL of them), and had to have facial surgery, but other than that, broke no bones, no permanent damage.

Thank you, alcohol.

(it could also be he's alive b/c he passed out before he hit the floor)
I know a guy who drunkenly went to the wrong parking garage and decided that he could leap from the third floor one parking garage to the other. He missed.

He's a paraplaegic now.

Hank Chinaski 08-29-2006 12:14 PM
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Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop
Or "First Nations"? Or is that pretentious?
I like when you keep it to 2 sentences. Good work! another day or so of this, then try doing it on PB.

Replaced_Texan 08-29-2006 12:14 PM
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Originally posted by patentparanyc
Why am I a nasty piece of work? I'm just giving it back, man, defending myself. and I don't have a posse of backup.

You've never met me. you cannot be sure I am fat or not, unattractive or not. so stick it.
Your behavior on the board just now was certainly unattractive.

ltl/fb 08-29-2006 12:14 PM
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Originally posted by patentparanyc
I thought she meant from India also.

duh. heh
When did she say she had an Indian bf? OMG, did you guys do a spa weekend together????

barely_legal 08-29-2006 12:15 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by dtb
I know a guy who did a face plant onto a marble floor in a hotel lobby in Chicago -- from about 30 feet up (he was walking on a banister as if it were a balance beam). He broke all his teeth (ALL of them), and had to have facial surgery, but other than that, broke no bones, no permanent damage.

Thank you, alcohol.

(it could also be he's alive b/c he passed out before he hit the floor)
I think I'd rather break a few bones than break all my teeth. That is one of my worst fears, breaking my teeth. Didn't we talk on the board once about how a lot of people dream of their teeth coming loose or dissolving? What do those dreams mean again? Do I have them b/c I'm white trash and fear that people will be able to tell by looking at me that i grew up in a trailer?

greatwhitenorthchick 08-29-2006 12:15 PM
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Originally posted by patentparanyc
I thought she meant from India also.

duh. heh
I don't believe I have *ever* posted my bf's race or country of origin, but don't let that stop you. Why don't we just say he's a delightful mix of South Asian and Native American and call it a day. With an exceptionally large penis.

ltl/fb 08-29-2006 12:15 PM
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Originally posted by barely_legal
I think I'd rather break a few bones than break all my teeth. That is one of my worst fears, breaking my teeth. Didn't we talk on the board once about how a lot of people dream of their teeth coming loose or dissolving? What do those dreams mean again? Do I have them b/c I'm white trash and fear that people will be able to tell by looking at me that i grew up in a trailer?
If it was a doublewide, I think you can look them right back, in the face even.

ltl/fb 08-29-2006 12:16 PM
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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I don't believe I have *ever* posted my bf's race or country of origin, but don't let that stop you. Why don't we just say he's a delightful mix of South Asian and Native American and call it a day. With an exceptionally large penis.
A day with an exceptionally large penis? Cool. I have something to look forward to.

Replaced_Texan 08-29-2006 12:16 PM
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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I don't believe I have *ever* posted my bf's race or country of origin, but don't let that stop you. Why don't we just say he's a delightful mix of South Asian and Native American and call it a day. With an exceptionally large penis.
I knew about the penis part.

nononono 08-29-2006 12:17 PM
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Originally posted by barely_legal
I think I'd rather break a few bones than break all my teeth. That is one of my worst fears, breaking my teeth. Didn't we talk on the board once about how a lot of people dream of their teeth coming loose or dissolving? What do those dreams mean again? Do I have them b/c I'm white trash and fear that people will be able to tell by looking at me that i grew up in a trailer?
I read once it's supposed to mean you have a lot on your mind (dreaming metaphorically about chewing things over or somesuch). I don't know. Those dreams stress me out.

patentparanyc 08-29-2006 12:17 PM
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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Your behavior on the board just now was certainly unattractive.
Yeah what do you expect after being denigrated mercilessly for days on end? sweet and lightness and the unbearable lightness of being?

nononono 08-29-2006 12:18 PM
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Originally posted by patentparanyc
Yeah what do you expect after being denigrated mercilessly for days on end? sweet and lightness and the unbearable lightness of being?
A little dignity?


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