Coltrane on Running
 

"Fivesies" always gets me down.

str(much like rainy days and mondays)8

Can this marriage be saved?
 

Come, bask in the light of my beneficence.

Episcopalians Move Forward on Gay Bishop

I call on the Battle Pope! Sounds like somebody needs a little Counter-Reformation!

Angelina upset about nipple loss. And she's not alone.
 

Why is the female nipple considered taboo? Women can pretty much wear pasties to the beach, but showing nipples is illegal. Seems illogical to me. Both sexes have nipples. The differentiating factor is the female breast, yet women are not prohibitted from showing the breast - just the nipple. I understand that from a practical standpoint, fashioning garments which would cover the breast but leave the nipple exposed would be difficult and aesthetically not as pleasing as bikini tops or pasties, but from a logical perspective, that seems to be the way it ought to work. Of course, there are also the other two other options -- require men to wear bras or allow women to go topless. The current banishment of female nipples is unsupportable. Its a miscarriage of justice which should be stopped.

This is truly upsetting. First Victoria's Secret airburshes out all nipples and pubic hair shadows, now this. Society is going to hell in a handbasket.

Angelina upset about nipple loss
 

Favorite excerpt: (File this one under the "People love interesting writing" column)

"The star also said she has thrown away ex husband Billy Bob Thornton's blood, which she wore in a pendant around her neck.

The actress, who has already had her tattoo with his name removed, told German magazine TV Movie: "I've thrown away Billy's blood that I wore around my neck in a glass pendant.""

Thanks for making that clear.

Coltrane on Running
 

You should do more fancies.

Angelina upset about nipple loss
 

So maybe Bush and the Pope can work on this one.

Angelina upset about nipple loss
 

I'm an atheist, but I would still feel slightly uneasy trying to remove the Pope's nipples.

I mean, I'm pretty sure I'm right, but, if I have to test my theory, that's not the situation I want to find out I'm wrong with.

Coltrane on Running
 

I did. You should have checked to see if it was up before catching my stones and throwing them back at me.

TM

Gay marriage and the Pope.... Whaaaaaa????
 

I've been wondering -- in Scalia's opinion, he mentioned laws regulating adultery and masturbation as possibly being the next to go now that sex involving things other than one vagina and one penis is OK.

Are there really laws against adultery and masturbation? I realize that adultery can be a basis for support and may affect the division of assets in a divorce, and there are a couple states where you can sue on the civil side for alienation of affection. But he seemed to be more on the criminal side -- can I really (even theoretically) get hauled into court for masturbating (without indecent exposure, of course)? What if someone reaches orgasm in an exercise class or because of vibrations from a vehicle, without actually touching their genitals? Legal, or illegal? Moral, or immoral?

Gay marriage and the Pope.... Whaaaaaa????
 

Things may have changed, but I believe in one or two of the southern states it is illegal to possess a vibrator - I think masturbation is part of that whole line of reasoning.

Sign me up for Spin Class, Please
 

Where do you go to the gym?

Coltrane on Running
 

Little known fact: Albert "Jacks" Peterson held the world record in jacks for over 10 years by successfully pulling off a sweep of one jack (a truly amazing feat since the ball was also constructed of hand-carved stone -- very difficult to bounce). A true pioneer of the sport -- some say, legend. Here he is, demonstrating proper form:

http://www.fmnh.org/exhibits/exhibit...es/caveman.jpg

TM

Gay marriage and the Pope.... Whaaaaaa????
 

I was going to include that a ban on sex toys is different than a ban on masturbation but I thought it was obvious (particularly given my no-contact examples) that you don't really need a possibly illegal sex toy to masturbate. Or, well, I don't. I think that if you have gotten yourself to the point where you can only reach orgasm in one particular way (which is usually a particular form or direction or, uh, strength of touch), you're supposed to work on resensitizing so that you can enjoy other forms of sex, as for instance with other people.

Hope that's helpful.

Angelina upset about nipple loss. And she's not alone.
 

Nipples are out. Too mammalian.

Angelina upset about nipple loss. And she's not alone.
 

The bottom picture had some nipplage. Maybe there had been more previously.