For Gwinky (and others)
 

As long as you're not Ron.

But whose your mama?

to Coltrane et al
 

when is this and where do I get tickets?

Bill Walton Redux
 

Yeah, but regardless of who's calling the games for CBS, it's Arizona this and Arizona that. Billy Packer still can't get enough of Miles Simon and whoever else.

Bill Walton Redux
 

Had the same shit a few times with my school. Its one reason I'm glad Luke's ass is in the NBA. I do hope he's taking I-tye lessons next year. But still, The Lakers I can ignore, NCAA games against Arizonia are harder to skip.

Bill had to alienate people around the country with this part of his act, combined with the basic repugnance of the rest of his act; WHY do they let him do TV?

For Gwinky (and others)
 

I'm Kim Possible. However, I have no idea who Kim Possible is.

to Coltrane et al
 

May 1 and 2. Coachella.com. Tix are not available yet. $140 for two days, I think.

Serial monogamists, rejoice!
 

Why thank you.

Crowing
 

whiff.


good times.

Ratings
 

That is so fucking bizarre. I have excellent posture.

Bill Walton Redux
 

I've been racking my brain over this one for years. I don't get it at all. I personally stopped watching all NBA games (including Rockets games) that he was commentating on. I know several other people who've done this. He adds nothing to the game, except for irate fans. Could there possibly be people out there that specifically watch his game for his commentary?

AI and something else I hope I will recall by the time I get to it
 

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who got elimiated last night?

















I remember scooter girl did, which was a bummer bc I liked her mouth., howeve i see a future as the new bette midler so no worries. i know the arrogant boy toy from nevada is toast as I think the male model is. did the redhead make it? what about the black chick who called simon gay? is my main man sonny still in? how about the motherjumpin huge blimpster from Hawaii?

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L Word (I remembered)

Does this show have the worst dialogue you have ever heard? Its like wathcihng a conversation between ntocasesensitive and penske, indeed. not good times. and that squeaky yoplait chick has GOT to go. jennifer beals needs a hotter girlfirend but she is a good character. i also like that husky voiced chick and Karina Lombard is definitely same sex sexy! what a beaut. what country is she from and is she a gay in real life (i hope). I know that the short haired blond chick is MRs Melissa Etheridge. Who else is a gay?

Crowing
 

Angel or Lindsey said "good times" last night in that wonderfully sarcastic way we use it here. This caused me to think of you fine people for oh, about a second or so.


The woman who plays the bi girl is gay, as far as I know that is it. Melissa's gf was just doing a guest spot. The hot chick, Marina is part native american, she lived in Barcelona for a time. Here's an article http://www.afterellen.com/People/karinalombard.html

And yes, sometimes, the dialog makes me wince not because it makes me think oh my god everyone will think lesbians are like this, but rather, because oh my god what bad fucking writing.

Oh, and here's a picture

http://www.karinalombard.net/karinajenny.jpg

Ratings
 

And you always seemed confident, even proud, of that.

AI and something else I hope I will recall by the time I get to it
 

you FBers have forced Penske from the board with your meanspiritedness, and while he is whimpering in the corner of his house, with all electronic devices disconnected you choose to mock him some more? heartless. indeed.

carry on.

to Coltrane et al
 

washington dc road trip, girlfriend?

Bill Walton Redux
 

Thousands, probably millions of people tune in each week to watch Everybody loves Raymond. There are a lot of people out there with no taste.

The Bachelorette redux
 

After last night, this guy is in serious contention for The Biggest Reality TV Tool Of All Time award.

http://abc.go.com/primetime/bachelor...bio_RyanM2.jpg

Crowing
 

Thanks for the article. I will check it out. Who is the bisexual girl? the raspy voiced chick who Mrs Melissa is stalking? SHe MUST be gay. also same sex sexy.

karina lombard is just angleina jolie sexy but in a different way. both smoldering.

The Bachelorette redux
 

I haven't watched, but judging only by the picture I would think the little lock of hair on the forehead already guaranteed his spot in the finals.

Movie/TV review
 

Well, Kimmy, your parents are going to be a little faster than you when they're, what, a rocket scientist and a neurosurgeon?

And you thought Ms. Jackson was Nasty
 

from realityblurred:

Once the favorite to win, Sex Pistol John Lydon has quit the UK's I'm a Celebrity -- Get Me Out of Here. Earlier this week, during a live broadcast, he called the audience "fucking cunts" because they did not vote him off. He removed himself from the show yesterday, because, as ITV said, "He said he was bored, really, and decided to leave." He won't be allowed to return, the Guardian reports.


Also, it was reported elsewhere that they will now be using tape delay because (shock!) some members of the viewing audience were offended by the language.

AI and something else I hope I will recall by the time I get to it
 

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Your motherjumpin huge fattie Hawaaian guy who could barely gasp enough air to get through one stanza made it. The red-headed Clay Jr. guy made it. The redhead who Simon said sounded like Kelly Clarkson didn't make it. The obnoxious model Lisa made it. The pink-haired girl (Amy?) with the amazing voice made it, as did the butch-looking girl (Bree?) who refused to dance. The fat bald Rose Bowl guy made it (gee, did he go to a Rose Bowl?) but George, the nice black guy that supposedly looked too old didn't make it. The pancake waitress from hawaii made it.

I can't think of anyone else, but if you name names (or nicknames or obvious personality traits like "Rose Bowl" then I might remember).

to Coltrane et al
 

You really should pay me royalties for the stuff I feed you. Although I enjoy throwing up the softballs, so I guess we have a symbiotic relationship...

Crowing
 

No, she's the other blonde who was sleeping with that girl who treated her like shit so the others told her to tell her to step off. She's played by Leisha Hailey who has done some things here and there and I think had a band at some point.

The one Mrs. Melissa was stalking is played by Katherine Moennig, no idea if she is gay or straight, but probably straight. Most of the cast is probably straight.

The Bachelorette redux
 

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Where do you want me to wear my heart????? Somewhere out there there is a woman who is going to appreciate my accessorizing and love the bloody veiny heart I like to wear on my sleeve -- she will looooove how much I love the sound of my own voice.

The show, however, will be much more boring without the little psycho.



edited to add spoiler space in case anyone actually tapes this show and watches it later.

Bill Walton Redux
 

I invented that.

WTF???
 

How the fuck can someone copyright a complaint?

Crowing
 

I think the NYT article said only one of the principals was actually a lesbian.

AI and something else I hope I will recall by the time I get to it
 

pancake waitiress? vague bell ringing. is she really pretty?

sonny, my man from hawaii with the great presence and smile. did he make it?

alan the asshole model guy, did he make it?

the two brothers. did they make it?

the black chick who called simon gay and who paula was SCHOCKED by, did she make it?

Crowing
 

out of all those same sex sexies, all we get is the yoplait chick? her voice may drive me away from the show. katherine moenning has to be gay. has to. is mia kirschner the sister of liv tyler?

Bill Walton Redux
 

I invented that.

Crowing
 

I thought the yoplait chick was the one who plays Jennifer's gf?

I don't know that much about each of them really, the afterellen.com site I sent you to has a whole bunch of articles and interviews about each of them, that is where I get my information.

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Alan, the asshole model guy didn't make it. The two brothers both made it, even though they suck ass. They are this year's gimmick. I guess the dwarf girl was too gimmicky even for AI b/c she didn't make it. I don't know about Sonny and the chick who called Simon gay. And yes, the pancake waitress is very pretty. But her voice is meh. My money is on Amy Adams at this point, and I bet that they bring back Scooter Girl for a wildcard slot.


edited to add that I just checked the Fox website and Sonny does not appear to have made it. I don't know the name of the girl who called Simon gay so I can't check for her.

The Bachelorette redux
 

They replayed on morning radio this morning. Just as funny the second time around. I'd like a copy of that soundbite.

AI and something else I hope I will recall by the time I get to it
 

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amy had an amazing voice but she has that whole kelly osbourne look that was past its sell by date when the chick hwo had it last year got her walking papers despite the lovely voice. so, unless she gets a serious makeover, and we are talking hairextentions and weight loss, she is toast. the world does not love a fattie chick. see for example the gigantrix who didnt make it out of hawaii while your code name is jonah did.

i thought wildcards only went to peole who were in the top thirty two that america voted on?

and that redheaded guy aint clay jr bc he isnt a flamer. the hair must be throwing you.

WTF???
 

All complaints (indeed, all written expressions) are protected by copyright law. Subject, of course, to the merger doctrine (there are only so many ways to plead an unjust enrichment claim, for example, so good luck bringing an infringment claim when two complaints are almost identical).

I imagine your real question is probably, "How big a tool do you have to be to put a copyright notice on your complaint, let alone contemplate that someone might copy it?"

Dream interpretation
 

I asked her. She was too drunk at the time to have a clear memory. She just kept giggling and mumbling "poco, poco, poquito loco."

WTF???
 

Don't plaintiffs' firms do this as a matter of course, I assume to prevent others from becoming lead counsel after they scan the complaint and change a couple of names, and file themselves.

AI and something else I hope I will recall by the time I get to it
 

The girl who was cut first last year was Vanessa, and she didn't have as good a voice as Amy. But you are right, America does love its tiny-assed, big-breasted bottle-blond flat-toned little wailers. So Amy is my personal favorite, not who I think will actually win (Bri is my runner-up favorite). But I would bet any amount of the money that the winner will be a female this time.

And the red-headed guy is only 16 -- he's barely through puberty so who knows what his orientation is? But he looks and sings like Clay, which is why he made it this far despite terrible performances in Hollywood, but will work against him in the future, I think.

Also, if I had a son and there was any genetic chance that he could end up being fatter than Rueben, I don't think I would give him a name that reminds most people of whales.

I love editing! Forgot to answer your question about wildcards. They don't have to be from the top 32. Last season they brought back 4 people who weren't in the top 32 to compete for the wildcard spots -- Carmen, the goat-voiced Mormon was actually one of them and that bitch made it into the final five. Fuck, I watch a lot of tv.

WTF???
 

This doesn't prevent the public from accessing it though? This is very strange.