Bono
 

mmmmmm A-muse.........

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Can you confirm that the race to the last 5K was the fastest on record, for Lawtalkers?

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I thought you were just "dumbest," not an actual dumbass?

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Same here. And most of them at least know how to properly play.

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Probably, but you're just as capable of doing that math as I am. I'm not going back through every board and figuring out how long between 5000 posts.

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Jesus. You're fucking worthless.

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I know. Ya'll should fire me.

Fucktards -- entirely worthless, or some entertainment value?
 

Or could be taught.

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We have more than one?

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I may have looser standards than you do for fucktardosity. Or loser standards.

SUCH A CUTE PUPPY!!!!

ETA I decided not to name names, but see below.

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I am fucktard!

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I am fucktard!

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I am fucktard!

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You are on thin ice.

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I like your name. heh.

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Spartacus reference. Just trying to class the joint up a little:(

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I find "fucktard" offensive.

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Crucify all of them, Crassus, one by one, all the way from the battlefield to the gates of Rome.

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That is so gay.

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When you're done with that, Penske would like another Dixie cup of boxed wine.

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Whew! A loophole. Thankyouthankyouthankyou.

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Shit. Who knew Alzheimers would strike so soon? Taking Spanky seriously may have been a warning sign.

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I do own several whips...

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I know I've given it up.

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I bet you know all of Tony Curtis' lines.

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The correct term is "Early-Onset Alzheimer's"

The Alzheimer's Timmy

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Still gay, RP?

Actually, it probably is.

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Never seen it.

Who is Tony Curtis? I'm not old enough to remember.

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With that little edit you crossed the line from amusing innocent to a thou-dost-protestest-too-much person. Sorry. Quit while you are ahead and all that.

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Barely, let me introduce you to ppnyc. (And fyi, she's pretty. You would **so** check her out.)

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Context please. Roman finery is considered sexy among some of the alternatively sexualized.

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I was making fun of Hank's age. I know who Tony Curtis is.

So suck it, hot chick.

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But would you suck off a Roman if Scarlett Johannsen promised you a month's worth of sex?

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A Muslim group in Zanzibar is protesting a planned celebration of Freddie Mercury on Sept. 2, the date that would have been the 60th birthday of the late lead singer of Queen. Mercury, a native of the African country, died of AIDS complications in 1991. “Associating Mercury with Zanzibar degrades our island as a place of Islam,” the islands’ Association for Islamic Mobilization and Propagation said in a letter to the Tanzanian archipelago’s culture ministry. “Allowing such a function for a person known outside Zanzibar as a homosexual tarnishes the name of Zanzibar.”

Speaking of old, I have never seen the Patty Duke show, and yet I know the entire theme song. How is that possible?

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Thanks, Sidd, however misguided, I don't think she plays on that team. NTTAWWT, etc.

Hottest ERISA lawyer in America
 

Ok, my friend just sent me a link to the funniest thing ever. Above the Law is holding a contest to find the hottest ERISA lawyer in America.

http://www.abovethelaw.com/2006/08/a...risa_la.php#mo

You can't make this shit up, people.

Now, I can only win this thing with your help. So if you know me and want to nominate my ass, send me a PM and I will send pictures (clothed, unfortunately).

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The Thin Ice is a Floyd ref, isn't it?

"If you should go skating, on the thin ice of modern life, dragging behind you the silent reproach, of a million tear stained eyes, don't be surprised when a crack in the ice, appears under your feet, just slip out of your depth and out of your mind, with fears flowing out behind you, as you claw the thin isce..."

I LOVE that fucking tune. I can't recall the Our Father they made mem memorize as a kid, or my mom's birthday, but I got the the Thin Ice dedicated to memory...

BTW, DO NOT listen to "Reign in Blood" as you walk through the subway into work. Sets a bad tone for the first meeting of the day... contempt for humainty and all that...

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Never heard it.

Who is Floyd? I'm not old enough to remember

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Nope. My price for that is seven figures.

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Looking at his IMDB page, I'm ashamed to say that I've only seen Some Like It Hot.

And no, IMDB, I do not want to own the Posidon Adventure on DVD.