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taxwonk 08-29-2006 12:19 PM

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Originally posted by patentparanyc
And apparantly, unable to sustain a marriage. And I find Indian men so unattractive, generally speaking. but let me guess you found the *one* hot one in the bunch!
I thought you were so sensitive to hostility towards Asians. Apparently that only applies to the "right" Asians. You know, it seems like no matter how far you drop, you still have the ability to sink even lower in my estimation. Kudos.

barely_legal 08-29-2006 12:19 PM

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Originally posted by patentparanyc
Why am I a nasty piece of work? I'm just giving it back, man, defending myself. and I don't have a posse of backup.

You've never met me. you cannot be sure I am fat or not, unattractive or not. so stick it.
I don't need to meet you or even know what you look like to know how unattractive you are.

patentparanyc 08-29-2006 12:19 PM

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Originally posted by nononono
A little dignity?
BS. Everyone took their potshots and I took mine. Fair is fair.

taxwonk 08-29-2006 12:20 PM

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Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop
Or "don't cry for me Prolegentina."
You're prole-ly pushing it with that one.

dtb 08-29-2006 12:21 PM

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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I think I can say with some authority that Thurgreed is not white trash. So you have at least one person you can have some affinity with.
Hey, I'm not white either. Or so I'm told.

ltl/fb 08-29-2006 12:22 PM

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Originally posted by taxwonk
I thought you were so sensitive to hostility towards Asians. Apparently that only applies to the "right" Asians. You know, it seems like no matter how far you drop, you still have the ability to sink even lower in my estimation. Kudos.
SE asians aren't real asians.

Replaced_Texan 08-29-2006 12:23 PM

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Originally posted by patentparanyc
BS. Everyone took their potshots and I took mine. Fair is fair.
No it's not. Bringing shit to the board about another poster that has never been on here is thoroughly and wholely uncool.

barely_legal 08-29-2006 12:23 PM

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Originally posted by patentparanyc
BS. Everyone took their potshots and I took mine. Fair is fair.
I've asked you before and I'll ask you again. I want a list right now of everybody on this board who is your "friend." You've stated on numerous occassions that you are not here posting for the benefit of those of us that despise you and that you have many "friends" here and you post for them. Identify them.

You have the right to post where you want, but I have the right to incessantly PM all of those motherfuckers who encourage you and berate them for getting their kicks in such a distasteful way.

taxwonk 08-29-2006 12:24 PM

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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
I know a guy who drunkenly went to the wrong parking garage and decided that he could leap from the third floor one parking garage to the other. He missed.

He's a paraplaegic now.
About 15 years back, there was an associate at Schuyler Roche here in Chicago who drunkenly bet his pals that he could run head on into the plate glass window of their Prudential building offices, some 20-odd stories up. He was wrong. I feel worse for the person who had to clean the sidewalk.

Shape Shifter 08-29-2006 12:24 PM

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Originally posted by dtb
Hey, I'm not white either. Or so I'm told.
Do you have any lizard in you?

patentparanyc 08-29-2006 12:25 PM

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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
No it's not. Bringing shit to the board about another poster that has never been on here is thoroughly and wholely uncool.
It was on the board. Someone posted about an Indian bed and said it was a direct reference to her boyfriend.

Hank Chinaski 08-29-2006 12:25 PM

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Originally posted by barely_legal
I've asked you before and I'll ask you again. I want a list right now of everybody on this board who is your "friend." You've stated on numerous occassions that you are not here posting for the benefit of those of us that despise you and that you have many "friends" here and you post for them. Identify them.

You have the right to post where you want, but I have the right to incessantly PM all of those motherfuckers who encourage you and berate them for getting their kicks in such a distasteful way.
Look in the mirror. "friends" are the people who respond to a poster- however harshly. do you think the 120th time someone points to the logical flaws in her posts, that will be the magic bullet?

taxwonk 08-29-2006 12:25 PM

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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I don't believe I have *ever* posted my bf's race or country of origin, but don't let that stop you. Why don't we just say he's a delightful mix of South Asian and Native American and call it a day. With an exceptionally large penis.
It's not often one finds a day with an exceptionally large penis. I have, however, had days with a surplus of assholes, so I guess anything's possible.

ltl/fb 08-29-2006 12:26 PM

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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Do you have any lizard in you?
Are you insulting yourself or her by implying that you wouldn't be able to feel it if she did?

Poor lizard. Maybe if you used your tail?

nononono 08-29-2006 12:26 PM

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Originally posted by patentparanyc
BS. Everyone took their potshots and I took mine. Fair is fair.
Rolling around in the mud has nothing to do with "fair."

Personally, I'm a fan of having some standards. But that may just be my pretentious early American background, or the fact that I no longer live in your high-octane city, or my non-chubbiness talking. (Unfortunately, I don't have a NA boyfriend, but I do have an Irish one, so feel free to take random potshots there.) (Oh, and both parents of my children work, so maybe that's a good topic for insult.)

greatwhitenorthchick 08-29-2006 12:27 PM

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Originally posted by patentparanyc
It was on the board. Someone posted about an Indian bed and said it was a direct reference to her boyfriend.
Ah. Because I have an antique Indian bed, I must have a South Asian boyfriend. That makes perfect sense.

Next up, a Captain's Bed! O Captain, my Captain.

ltl/fb 08-29-2006 12:27 PM

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Originally posted by patentparanyc
It was on the board. Someone posted about an Indian bed and said it was a direct reference to her boyfriend.
There was a scoop-out in the mattress to accommodate his exceptionally large penis.

Replaced_Texan 08-29-2006 12:29 PM

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Originally posted by patentparanyc
It was on the board. Someone posted about an Indian bed and said it was a direct reference to her boyfriend.
She was talking about gwinky's Munchkin, not the bed.

J. Fred Muggs 08-29-2006 12:30 PM

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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I don't believe I have *ever* posted my bf's race or country of origin, but don't let that stop you. Why don't we just say he's a delightful mix of South Asian and Native American and call it a day. With an exceptionally large penis.
So you're saying that he's kind of like Ghandi with a huge totem pole?

robustpuppy 08-29-2006 12:35 PM

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Originally posted by dtb
I know a guy who did a face plant onto a marble floor in a hotel lobby in Chicago -- from about 30 feet up (he was walking on a banister as if it were a balance beam). He broke all his teeth (ALL of them), and had to have facial surgery, but other than that, broke no bones, no permanent damage.

Thank you, alcohol.

(it could also be he's alive b/c he passed out before he hit the floor)
It's interesting to see that, even in our purportedly classless society, there are even distinctions between near-tragic-drunken stories.

greatwhitenorthchick 08-29-2006 12:35 PM

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Originally posted by J. Fred Muggs
So you're saying that he's kind of like Ghandi with a huge totem pole?
Nice!

Diane_Keaton 08-29-2006 12:36 PM

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Originally posted by Sparklehorse

But then there's this definition of "scissor sex."
Actually, that sounds really juicy and fun. I would definitely try that. But only just "try" it (like for just a few hours).

I don't get, though, where your head and arms would be. Would one gal be on one side of the bed and I'd be on the other? Kind of like doing "leg wrestling"?

robustpuppy 08-29-2006 12:38 PM

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Originally posted by barely_legal
I think I'd rather break a few bones than break all my teeth. That is one of my worst fears, breaking my teeth. Didn't we talk on the board once about how a lot of people dream of their teeth coming loose or dissolving? What do those dreams mean again? Do I have them b/c I'm white trash and fear that people will be able to tell by looking at me that i grew up in a trailer?
Good lord, just last night I had a dream that I lost a tooth.

ltl/fb 08-29-2006 12:40 PM

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Originally posted by robustpuppy
Good lord, just last night I had a dream that I lost a tooth.
Prole parents often don't train their children in dental hygiene sufficiently. Maybe you could get caps?

Sparklehorse 08-29-2006 12:42 PM

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Originally posted by robustpuppy
Good lord, just last night I had a dream that I lost a tooth.
Last night I dreamed that I met you and your husband and your child. Your husband was self-satisfied DA type and your child was a boy who got a bloody nose while I was holding him. I was a little embarassed because I was wearing a tee shirt and an old pair of shorts -- clothes I'd wear to clean the house when I'm alone at home on a summer Sunday afternoon.

robustpuppy 08-29-2006 12:46 PM

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Originally posted by Sparklehorse
Last night I dreamed that I met you and your husband and your child. Your husband was self-satisfied DA type and your child was a boy who got a bloody nose while I was holding him. I was a little embarassed because I was wearing a tee shirt and an old pair of shorts -- clothes I'd wear to clean the house when I'm alone at home on a summer Sunday afternoon.
How were my teeth?

patentparanyc 08-29-2006 12:46 PM

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Originally posted by robustpuppy
How were my teeth?
capped.

dtb 08-29-2006 12:47 PM

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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Have I mentioned lately how hot I am?

Hottttt.

And descended from inbred fascists.
You need a few more "T"s. Then it will be accurate.

Not Bob 08-29-2006 12:49 PM

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Originally posted by barely_legal
I've asked you before and I'll ask you again. I want a list right now of everybody on this board who is your "friend." You've stated on numerous occassions that you are not here posting for the benefit of those of us that despise you and that you have many "friends" here and you post for them. Identify them.

You have the right to post where you want, but I have the right to incessantly PM all of those motherfuckers who encourage you and berate them for getting their kicks in such a distasteful way.
I am her friend. And I am not getting any kicks out of this at all.

As was pointed out to me the last time this came up, it really isn't my place to act as the hall monitor here. (Despite the fact that I would be a really good one.) Nonetheless, I am compelled one more time to say that this whole thing is just a bunch of bullshit.

I don't think that the public board is the place for this discussion, but since everyone involved seems to think that it is, it is clear that a bunch of people have been dicks to ppnyc ever since her return. They should stop. And she should stop responding to them. And to others who have already stopped. And from doing so using Not Public information.

If you don't like someone, put them on ignore.

Tyrone Slothrop 08-29-2006 12:50 PM

http://ec3.images-amazon.com/images/...V54155685_.jpg

AON, there's a new Haruki Murakami book out today. I'll be stopping by the bookstore to get my copy.

Ty@50 08-29-2006 12:55 PM

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Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop
http://ec3.images-amazon.com/images/...V54155685_.jpg

AON, there's a new Haruki Murakami book out today. I'll be stopping by the bookstore to get my copy.
Just FYI. I was severly disappointed by this book. By the time I realized that, 12 of you had bought it based upon my post. Don't buy it.

greatwhitenorthchick 08-29-2006 12:56 PM

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Originally posted by Not Bob
I am her friend. And I am not getting any kicks out of this at all.

As was pointed out to me the last time this came up, it really isn't my place to act as the hall monitor here. (Despite the fact that I would be a really good one.) Nonetheless, I am compelled one more time to say that this whole thing is just a bunch of bullshit.

I don't think that the public board is the place for this discussion, but since everyone involved seems to think that it is, it is clear that a bunch of people have been dicks to ppnyc ever since her return. They should stop. And she should stop responding to them. And to others who have already stopped. And from doing so using Not Public information.

If you don't like someone, put them on ignore.
Not Bob, you are a very nice person. However, let me just say this. If someone spews hate at me, the correct thing generally for me to do is to rise above it. However, I do not come to this board to act maturely or rise above anything. If someone spews hate at me on this board, I will do whatever I feel like, including make fun of them.

I realize my behavior has probably become a little tiresome, so I will try to ignore her.

futbol fan 08-29-2006 01:00 PM

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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Ah. Because I have an antique Indian bed, I must have a South Asian boyfriend. That makes perfect sense.

Next up, a Captain's Bed! O Captain, my Captain.
To be fair, there is some basis for this. We all saw the picture of Thurgreed's bed and there's no denying he's a magical fairy princess.

patentparanyc 08-29-2006 01:01 PM

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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Not Bob, you are a very nice person. However, let me just say this. If someone spews hate at me, the correct thing generally for me to do is to rise above it. However, I do not come to this board to act maturely or rise above anything. If someone spews hate at me on this board, I will do whatever I feel like, including make fun of them.

I realize my behavior has probably become a little tiresome, so I will try to ignore her.
You act like it was unprovoked. You started in first, stating you did not like me, and went on and on and poked at me until I lashed out. Now you don't like the results and are calling me a hate monger.

YOu should be in PR, lady.

patentparanyc 08-29-2006 01:03 PM

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Originally posted by Not Bob
I am her friend. And I am not getting any kicks out of this at all.

As was pointed out to me the last time this came up, it really isn't my place to act as the hall monitor here. (Despite the fact that I would be a really good one.) Nonetheless, I am compelled one more time to say that this whole thing is just a bunch of bullshit.

I don't think that the public board is the place for this discussion, but since everyone involved seems to think that it is, it is clear that a bunch of people have been dicks to ppnyc ever since her return. They should stop. And she should stop responding to them. And to others who have already stopped. And from doing so using Not Public information.

If you don't like someone, put them on ignore.
Thank you NB. you are very sweet and I appreciate that.

Gattigap 08-29-2006 01:05 PM

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Originally posted by ironweed
To be fair, there is some basis for this. We all saw the picture of Thurgreed's bed and there's no denying he's a magical fairy princess.
What, no "faerie?"

Sad evidence of weed's full cultural assimilation. What's next, college football scores in the sig line?

futbol fan 08-29-2006 01:09 PM

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Originally posted by Gattigap
What, no "faerie?"

Sad evidence of weed's full cultural assimilation. What's next, college football scores in the sig line?
There's nothing wrong with that - as long as you support the right team.

http://www.sportskids.com/sportskids...3609-Combo.jpg

greatwhitenorthchick 08-29-2006 01:10 PM

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Originally posted by patentparanyc
You act like it was unprovoked. You started in first, stating you did not like me, and went on and on and poked at me until I lashed out. Now you don't like the results and are calling me a hate monger.

YOu should be in PR, lady.
Riiiight. "Lashed out" and exposed yourself for the racist, sexist, pathetic little worm that you are. I'd much rather just be a mean bitch.

Anyway, enough of this. Because I like not Bob, I am officially ignoring you forever now.

SlaveNoMore 08-29-2006 01:12 PM

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Diane_Keaton
Actually, that sounds really juicy and fun. I would definitely try that. But only just "try" it (like for just a few hours).

I don't get, though, where your head and arms would be. Would one gal be on one side of the bed and I'd be on the other? Kind of like doing "leg wrestling"?
Waitttaminute - did Diane just come out of the "bi" closet after all these years?

Shape Shifter 08-29-2006 01:14 PM

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Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
Waitttaminute - did Diane just come out of the "bi" closet after all these years?
You need a few more "t"s. Then it will be accurate.


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