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"The 'Gigli' Is Up"

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Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
Good thing, too. You just narrowly avoided having paigow accuse you of having a Latina fetish.

Update your decoder rings appropriately.

Attraction to Latoya = fetish
Attraction to Latina = non-fetish

Bitch, please. I think the board agrees that I am mainly correct in saying that somebody who ONLY bangs asian chicks has a fetish. Unless of course they are asian bc you cant fetishize yourself. Atty, I love you to death but, bitch, please.

Dont worry, I will limit the number of posts I reply to as I ketchip after another fabulous weekend in the Hamptons.

Coltrane on Running

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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
You're not using a $5k piece of equipment to propel you. Just your own body.

Granted, neither sport is high on the "athletic" scale.

Let me say that I have the utmost respect for endurance athletes. Running is one of my passions. But I'm never going to claim that it takes too much "athleticism" to be somewhat successful. It takes hard fucking work. With this hard fucking work, almost anyone can be relatively successful. That can't be said about most skill sports. In the latter, either you have it or you don't.

Why is running a passion for you? What is the attraction? The endorphin rush? Bc if that is the case, why cant you just run four or five miles instead of a million like you do? I run about five every other day and love the endorphin rush (bc my goal is to spend as much of my life in an altered state as possible) but I wouldnt say its a passion. This I do not get.

Angelina upset about nipple loss. And she's not alone.

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Why is the female nipple considered taboo? Women can pretty much wear pasties to the beach, but showing nipples is illegal. Seems illogical to me. Both sexes have nipples. The differentiating factor is the female breast, yet women are not prohibitted from showing the breast - just the nipple. I understand that from a practical standpoint, fashioning garments which would cover the breast but leave the nipple exposed would be difficult and aesthetically not as pleasing as bikini tops or pasties, but from a logical perspective, that seems to be the way it ought to work. Of course, there are also the other two other options -- require men to wear bras or allow women to go topless. The current banishment of female nipples is unsupportable. Its a miscarriage of justice which should be stopped.

This is truly upsetting. First Victoria's Secret airburshes out all nipples and pubic hair shadows, now this. Society is going to hell in a handbasket.

Pubic hair shadows??? If this is like a five oclock shadow I have to ask, how is this possible? Dont these gals shave or wax before a shoot?

Thank god I dont have a black coarse bush. gross.

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Originally posted by leagleaze
If I charge people to see TITS (and other things) am I now a pornographer, or is it ARRRT

Ok here we go: The first Thurgreed honorary breasticle day will be held on Friday, August 15, 2003.

Groundrules:

Well there really aren't any.

You need to email your photos to me at info@lawtalkers.com. I need them by midnight Thursday, August 14.

You will be anonymous to everyone but me.

I will in turn place the photos in a board that will only be accessible to registered people who are regulars.

*Note* I am the final decision maker on who gets access to the board. Yes, I am powerful, deal. If you aren't yet a trusted regular you have until breasticle day to become so recognized. If you are concerned whether you are a trusted regular, you can ask me, and if I say no, you are welcome to ask people to speak for you. Don't take it personally, it is just a matter of some amount of history on the board, this one or the last one.

At a minimum you are going to have to have either had a reasonable number of posts, or be known to us from the last board. And don't start posting just to get a reasonable number of posts, I am talking substantive posts. This is as a member of the fashion board specifically.

If you are a hot lesbian, you are a trusted person. Mainly because, well, I say so, and it is legal to discriminate based on sexuality :P

*The pictures posted on the board are not to be downloaded unless the person says it is ok, in which case I will note "Ok to download" on the image.*

Breasticle day will last only one day, I will close the board and delete the pictures Friday evening.

Please don't submit anything that would be illegal. I.e. just plain old shots of body parts. Whatever body part you want. No shots with things inserted in anything, thank you very much.

Clothed or unclothed. Male or female. Obviously, you must be over 21 to participate.

Why have this on a Friday in August when the only people here will likely be Purse Junkie, Threashers Fan, E/O and Burger? I missed the first one and will miss this one too. This is just wrong.

Can this Board be saved?

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Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
or the guy who took most of the pictures. and owned the camera.

not7y(too bad I deleted all of them)S

:rolleyes: :rolleyes:

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Originally posted by paigowprincess
Why have this on a Friday in August when the only people here will likely be Purse Junkie, Threashers Fan, E/O and Burger? I missed the first one and will miss this one too. This is just wrong.

I am so incredibly disappointed to hear this.

Next time, forward us your calendar so we'll be sure to cater to your schedule.

Coltrane on Running

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Originally posted by Sparklehorse

I didn't know what the unspeakable words besides the n-word were either (and no one answered the other posters' earlier queries).

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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Spic. Wet Back.

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Originally posted by ias_39
Amateurish for someone of your talents. There's far better than that:

'bama yard ape
bamboo coon

Can I infer that you're stupid because you went all the way back to post the specific request for someone to answer which slurs started with an "S" and "WB?" If you posted the request, why would you assume that I wasn't being creative enough instead of just answering the question?

But your racist response is noted.

TM

What to call it?

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Originally posted by leagleaze
So I was reading Savage Love and came across an article discussing what to call it when a woman performs anal sex on a man.

I thought it was commonly referred to as "The Ralphie Treatment."

TM

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Originally posted by leagleaze
I have to make a slight change due to availability of a pain in my ass.

The breasticle day will now be Sept 5 which is the Friday after labor day.

Pictures need to be to me at info@lawtalkers.com by the 4th.

If you have a problem with this date email me and if it is a problem for enough people I'll move it again.

That date works for me. The first one did not (I am sure you are all relieved).

And now that I have a digital camera, I promise to participate.

Angelina upset about nipple loss. And she's not alone.

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Originally posted by paigowprincess
Pubic hair shadows??? If this is like a five oclock shadow I have to ask, how is this possible? Dont these gals shave or wax before a shoot?

I think (based on nothing, really) that they mean, like with the nipples, they airbrush the raised outline that might show through whatever you are wearing by virtue of your bush having some bulk over top of the rest of your skin, however minimal.

In the VS catalogs, I believe it means airbrushing the see-through aspects of the panties, though I thought underwear models had to wax it ALL off.

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Okay, I'm in!! Bring on the flapjacks!!

Just kidding, sort of.

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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
That date works for me. The first one did not (I am sure you are all relieved).

Works for me, too.

Slave, meet me in the bathroom with the camera. You know the one.

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Sheesh. I leave early on Friday and my ass takes a hammering (totally intended ;) ) and now I get accused of hanging here on Fridays. Well, at least I suppose that means that I am not on Paigow's ignore list.

The TF Ass - Is both charmed and mortified that the topic of it being fucked is so amusing to some. I will certainly let everyone know if it ever happens. I know that the hubby would never be "pegged" because he is certainly more of a tight-ass than I am.

TV Show Movies - I agree on WKRP. I loved that show and seeing the fountain from the intro was the highlight of my years in Cincinnati. "They're falling to the ground like bags of wet cement." "I never knew that turkeys couldn't fly." Sticking out in my mind is the one where Les Nessman mispronounces ChiChi Rodriguez.

Breasticle Day - If I thought I could get around to the assfucking thing before the Day I would send a picture. Yeah, right, you sick pervs. In any event, I do not have the nerve to post a picture of the TITS and probably would not count as a regular anyway so it would be unfair for me to view the others. Anyway, I already said I am a 38DD so it would be like you guys viewing mug shots when there are 15 white guys and one black man -- duh, which one is TF?

Reset Generation - When my 5 year old son needs a break in the action (like when we are tossing the football around) he yells "pause." I figured he got it from the video games but I didn't realize that it was a common thing.:D

QESG - I was watching this weekend and hubby wandered in. I tried to explain. He wondered if any of the Fab 5 were lesbians (he had not seen them all yet and only knew that they were gay). He watched a bit, saw a commercial for BMB and left the room after asking "what the hell is up with Bravo?" One of my favorite moments from the weekend was: "There is a hooker in Trenton who is looking for her shoes."

Ben and Jen - Gigli took in $4million which means that there are half a million people who need to have their breeding licenses revoked. This flick will make money in video release only because people will just have to see how bad it is. E! (proper use of the exclamation point) ran a show on Ben and Matt. It might be old news but I am still betting that J-Ho's interference in that relationship will be the death of it all -- especially because Ben and Matt should get together and stop individually making shitty movies.

Nipples - I think that anyone should be allowed to show as much or as little as he/she wants provided that those showing more than arms, legs and skulls must get references from at least three strangers to vouch for the fact that the general public can stand to see what you want to show.

Musings - Someone recently said that Gods and Generals sucked. I watched it this weekend and loved it. YMMV of course because I love all war flicks and especially Civil War ones.

Not that anyone asked.

edited to add the nipples comment.

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Originally posted by ThrashersFan
In any event, I .........probably would not count as a regular anyway

you have 500 posts.

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Originally posted by bridge of love
you have 500 posts.

I was having trouble with the "substantive" requirement.