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dtb 12-17-2004 03:57 PM
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Nope. Just SS and Thurgreed.

http://www.straightdope.com/classics/a2_029

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The original Mr. Ed was a gelding
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Ummm. Just because he's a gelding doesn't mean he's not hung. It means he can't use what he's got, but he still has his weiner.

paigowprincess 12-17-2004 04:00 PM
Poll
 
Or rather, a survey. Do we have any uncircumcised fellas on the board? If so, please PM me. I have questions.

ThurgreedMarshall 12-17-2004 04:11 PM
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I've never had phone sex. I'm so ashamed to admit this. Seems not worth it to me, but maybe I've missed out on some great thing. Opinions?
Me either. I also don't get it. Besides, if your SO is elsewhere and you're on the fucking phone having phone sex, wouldn't it just make you late for the real sex you should be having with someone else?

TM

Did you just call me Coltrane? 12-17-2004 04:15 PM
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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
to the first person who shows up in my office and gives me a shoulder massage. I am so sore it's just not funny.

(if you are a woman, we'll work out something of equivalent value)
How come TM isn't posting from your computer yet?

robustpuppy 12-17-2004 04:15 PM
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Me either. I also don't get it. Besides, if your SO is elsewhere and you're on the fucking phone having phone sex, wouldn't it just make you late for the real sex you should be having with someone else?

TM
So you're saying that all you do when idle at the office is post here?

notcasesensitive 12-17-2004 04:16 PM
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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Me either. I also don't get it. Besides, if your SO is elsewhere and you're on the fucking phone having phone sex, wouldn't it just make you late for the real sex you should be having with someone else?

TM
Or the real sex you should be having with yourself?

greatwhitenorthchick 12-17-2004 04:19 PM
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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Or the real sex you should be having with yourself?
You can have real sex with yourself and phone sex at the same time. That's kind of the point, to those that enjoy the phone sex.


FWIW, when I did phone sex, the most common thing you hear is that they want to hear your fantasies. So you just cook something up or if you are feeling uncreative, read from Nancy Friday. And my friend had regulars (dangling bracelet man - liked to hear bangles on your arms knocking together, stiletto heel man - liked to hear you walking on a hardwood floor in stillettos, so you would just put the phone to the floor and stomp a little, and moaning man - just liked to hear you moan).

notcasesensitive 12-17-2004 04:20 PM
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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
You can have real sex with yourself and phone sex at the same time. That's kind of the point, to those that enjoy the phone sex.
Seems distracting. Maybe I don't multitask well.

ltl/fb 12-17-2004 04:20 PM
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Or the real sex you should be having with yourself?
Phone sex is sort of a soundtrack for sex with yourself. It's like watching porn, or reading a story.

Of course, sometimes you are the soundtrack for someone else's sex with him/herself, but whatever.

ThurgreedMarshall 12-17-2004 04:27 PM
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If I'm feeling indulgent of an "I'm a porn star!!" mood, the semen stains are on the headboard, wall and bedside table.

Or the dresser across the room.

Depending.
You date Miggs?

TM

lookingformarket 12-17-2004 04:28 PM
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You date Miggs?

TM
You didn't really think that he killed himself because Lecter talked him into it, did you?

ltl/fb 12-17-2004 04:33 PM
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You didn't really think that he killed himself because Lecter talked him into it, did you?
This is enough to make me not let people do it anymore. But I get paid extra, so I'll just have to try to put it out of my mind.

Jesus. Nice job, guys.

Greedy,Greedy,Greedy 12-17-2004 04:40 PM
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This is enough to make me not let people do it anymore. But I get paid extra, so I'll just have to try to put it out of my mind.

Jesus. Nice job, guys.
My, those wild "benefits" lawyers.

ThurgreedMarshall 12-17-2004 04:42 PM
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Well you know how it goes. Some of us can't even say that Enrique Inglesias is overhyped without the backlash.
Are you mad because you were wrong, because it was pointed out to you that you were wrong or because you're stupid?

TM

taxwonk 12-17-2004 04:46 PM
Help!
 
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Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
Can anyone recall the name of the movie in which a leading female character tied the stem of a cherry into a knot with her tongue?

Thank you.
Sherilynn Fenn did it in Twin Peaks.


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