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sebastian_dangerfield 08-26-2007 03:15 PM
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Originally posted by taxwonk
I remember being in London a few years back, walking through Soho in the rain. I was looking for a place called Lee Ho Fat. I found it and got a big dish of beef chow mein.

That was so cool.
Then that son of bitch Van Owen blew off your head.

bold_n_brazen 08-26-2007 03:55 PM
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Then that son of bitch Van Owen blew off your head.
Okay, stop it, y'all.

I am having the worst flashbacks to my tenth grade ski trip now.

Hank Chinaski 08-26-2007 04:28 PM
How was I to know that that she was with the Russians, too?
 
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Do the morbidly obese have hangers-on/fans? In every one of those pictures there are skinny people. I assumed some were spouses, but a few look like unattached attendees who just came along.
We stayed in a Cherry hill hotel one Philadelphia-area visit. turns out the annual convention was there. Don't ask about the pool- I'll just mention the immediately created ban on string/thong bikinis that weekend. the exercise room was pretty empty, but there was a long wait for elevators.

Anyway, the people you ask about are FAs or fat admirers. The hotel was lousy with them.

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And many of the people who consider themselves fat aren't really fat. There should be a more rigorously enforced weight cutoff. Many of these people are merely portly, chunky, plump or carrying substantial junk in the trunk, but not truly fat in the sense that would qualify them to join the group.
I think they take it as a compliment "oh, you don't belong here". It's good for their ego. OTOH the FAs walk right by them, which can hurt the feelings if you were hoping one would hit on you.

taxwonk 08-26-2007 05:21 PM
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why do you think everything I write is about you? NAAFA had its convention in Chicago and there is a photo of a whale taking a photo, you know, fan-like. It had nothing to do with you.

You need some self-esteem pills.
I didn't think it was about me. I just think you're phoning it in these days. You need to sharpen your edge, Hank.

taxwonk 08-26-2007 05:23 PM
How was I to know that that she was with the Russians, too?
 
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Originally posted by LessinSF
Why did you "quote" that? Total boner kill.
You were stroking it over Bob Mould? I'm sorry. I didn't realize.

sebastian_dangerfield 08-26-2007 05:29 PM
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Okay, stop it, y'all.

I am having the worst flashbacks to my tenth grade ski trip now.
Did anyone quote "It's the End of the World (As We Know It)" in your yearbook?

Hank Chinaski 08-26-2007 05:49 PM
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Originally posted by taxwonk
I didn't think it was about me. I just think you're phoning it in these days. You need to sharpen your edge, Hank.
phoning it in? I got Less to stop abusing himself for once, and I bet Sebby has a new hobby; I'll bet he's at next year's convention.

sebastian_dangerfield 08-26-2007 07:02 PM
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phoning it in? I got Less to stop abusing himself for once, and I bet Sebby has a new hobby; I'll bet he's at next year's convention.
Law was abusing myself. Masturbation's just good mental health maintenance.

sebastian_dangerfield 08-26-2007 07:06 PM
How was I to know that that she was with the Russians, too?
 
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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
We stayed in a Cherry hill hotel one Philadelphia-area visit. turns out the annual convention was there. Don't ask about the pool- I'll just mention the immediately created ban on string/thong bikinis that weekend. the exercise room was pretty empty, but there was a long wait for elevators.

Anyway, the people you ask about are FAs or fat admirers. The hotel was lousy with them.

I think they take it as a compliment "oh, you don't belong here". It's good for their ego. OTOH the FAs walk right by them, which can hurt the feelings if you were hoping one would hit on you.
When you're attending a fat convention for the compliments, it's time to play Russian Roullette with a Glock.

Icky Thump 08-26-2007 07:19 PM
New entertainment genre
 
that I totally missed out on Walmart intercom prank videos

Video prolly not SFW unless your firm has a sense of humor.

Hank Chinaski 08-26-2007 07:39 PM
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
When you're attending a fat convention for the compliments, it's time to play Russian Roullette with a Glock.
poor man wanna be rich, rich man wanna be king.

bold_n_brazen 08-26-2007 07:54 PM
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Did anyone quote "It's the End of the World (As We Know It)" in your yearbook?
Nope, probably because it came out while I was in college.

Our prom theme was "I've Loved These Days", which was released when we were in fourth grade.

I am pretty sure I quoted The Bangles in my senior thingy in the sorority. (Ah yes. I just checked. I did. I also quoted Split Enz in my high school yearbook.)

25 words or less 08-26-2007 08:35 PM
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Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
Nope, probably because it came out while I was in college.

Our prom theme was "I've Loved These Days", which was released when we were in fourth grade.

I am pretty sure I quoted The Bangles in my senior thingy in the sorority. (Ah yes. I just checked. I did. I also quoted Split Enz in my high school yearbook.)
I quoted "Freebird" and "Summer Nights".

Hank Chinaski 08-26-2007 08:42 PM
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Originally posted by 25 words or less
I quoted "Freebird" and "Summer Nights".
Muskrat Love for me!

Sparklehorse 08-26-2007 09:14 PM
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Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
Nope, probably because it came out while I was in college.

Our prom theme was "I've Loved These Days", which was released when we were in fourth grade.

I am pretty sure I quoted The Bangles in my senior thingy in the sorority. (Ah yes. I just checked. I did. I also quoted Split Enz in my high school yearbook.)
I think I quoted something from Pete Townsend's album Empty Glass in my high school yearbook. A few years ago when the hot water heater burst and flooded the basement, my high school yearbooks were mercifully euthanized.


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