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notcasesensitive 03-02-2004 03:52 PM
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
For me, it's that he did an "I can't believe it's not butter" commercial. What a sellout.
For me it was the pigeon hitting his face. I hate birds and everyone who has ever touched those mangey things.

sunnybunny 03-02-2004 03:52 PM
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Wow, my top two were already taken, with Tara Reid and Jennifer Love Hewitt, but I have to say Courtney Love ruined Ed Norton for me and Neeve campbell (or however you spell her name) ALMOST ruined John Cusack for me, but I'm in therapy hoping to recover for that one by the time I run into him.

Fugee 03-02-2004 03:54 PM
We Can't Lose
 
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
Are you one of those "Creation was in 6 24-hour days about 10,000 years ago" kind of wingnuts?
Dang! How could I forget the day of rest?!? Maybe TM will have to switch me to the religion category of his comic incompetents team.

While we're on religion, did anyone see Passion this weekend? I have a low tolerance for gore and have been putting off seeing it until I figure out how much of the movie will be spent with my hands over my eyes.

paigowprincess 03-02-2004 03:55 PM
Dick
 
Quote:
Originally posted by NotFromHere
Dick Clark sued for age discrimination.
Tying threads together - game shows - death pool.

Ralph Andrews, producer of such game shows as “Liar’s Club” and “Celebrity Sweepstakes,” claims in his Los Angeles Superior Court lawsuit that Clark, 74, sent him a letter in May of 2003 saying he was too old for a job with his production company. Dick tells me I’m too old,” Andrews said. "I’m not too old. If Dick’s not too old then why am I?”
Really good question. Dick Clark must have Dorian Gray's picture in his attic because he looks pretty good for 76 - and no one picked him for the death pool due to his apparent good health.
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/4424923/
SHit, can I revise my list and put america's teenager on my list? and why do I suddently feel like rooting for the pope to die?

andViolins 03-02-2004 03:55 PM
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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
For me it was the pigeon hitting his face. I hate birds and everyone who has ever touched those mangey things.
Close. It wasn't a pigeon. It was a goose of some type.

http://www.wasteoftechnology.com/articlefabio.shtml

aV

Alex_de_Large 03-02-2004 03:56 PM
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Originally posted by str8outavannuys
I couldn't date anyone who dated Michael Bolton. Not the guy from Office Space, the other one.
See, I could bang Ashley Judd all day long.* Bolton is definitely NOT on my list.


Of course both Mrs. dL and Dario Franchiti might object, but this is fantasy, so let's play along.

paigowprincess 03-02-2004 03:56 PM
C.R.E.A.M. get the money.
 
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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Does anyone know anything about tatoo removal creams? Do they work? Are they crap? I don't have a tatoo, but a friend was curious. I tend to think that such creams are scams, but I'm sure someone here knows.

And if they do work, can someone recommend one?

http://www.tatbgone.com/product.asp?productid=38819

http://www.dermasal.com/

TM
Have you finally beocme mature enough to regret the frat letters on your bicep?

dtb 03-02-2004 03:57 PM
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Originally posted by sunnybunny
I have to say Courtney Love ruined Ed Norton for me

Oh.My.God.


How did I not know this? Gross! He is off my laminated list (don't anyone tell him, though -- it would crush him.)

To be fair (although it doesn't get him back on the LL), now that I think about it, wasn't their, ahem, romance during the movie about Larry Flynt? Was she the official representative of Skanks R Us at the time, because I think her promotion happened post-Ed.

Who was the other chick he was hooked up with (other than Salma Hayek)? I seem to remember there was someone else he's been "associated" with.

Dualit 03-02-2004 03:58 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by robustpuppy
For me, it's that he did an "I can't believe it's not butter" commercial. What a sellout.
For me, it was his "Fabio After Dark" CD. Seriously.

Dua(someone gave it to me as a joke)lit

Alex_de_Large 03-02-2004 04:03 PM
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Originally posted by dtb
Ed Norton sexing up Courtney Love
That just means that I will never sleep with Selma Hayek, as the sex-with-Courtney-factor ruins her via the transitive property. Damn.

Did you just call me Coltrane? 03-02-2004 04:06 PM
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Originally posted by dtb
Ed Norton off the list
Remind me to not wear my Ed Norton from Rounders burgundy leather jacket around you:

http://home.insight.rr.com/wnpg/EDWARD%20NORTON.jpg

Atticus Grinch 03-02-2004 04:14 PM
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Remind me to not wear my Ed Norton from Rounders burgundy leather jacket around you
In the movie tragedy version of my life, I'd be played by Ed Norton.

http://www.synthesis.net/~wussyboy/W...s/EdNorton.jpg

In the movie comedy version of my life, I'd be played by Mackenzie Crook.

http://designermagazine.tripod.com/M...eCrookPIC1.jpg

Poll?

Did you just call me Coltrane? 03-02-2004 04:23 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by Atticus Grinch


Poll?
Comedy and tragedy:

http://www.spiegel.de/img/0,1020,84596,00.jpg

notcasesensitive 03-02-2004 04:24 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
In the movie tragedy version of my life, I'd be played by Ed Norton.

In the movie comedy version of my life, I'd be played by Mackenzie Crook.

Poll?
And I'm guessing that in the tv sitcom version of your life you'd be played by this guy:
http://www.nbc.com/nbc/Frasier/image...yde_pierce.jpg

Alex_de_Large 03-02-2004 04:29 PM
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Comedy and tragedy:
Porn:

http://www.zoo.ufl.edu/gpryor/vin.diesel.fitness.jpg

tragedy:

http://images.chron.com/content/news...09/02/paul.jpg

Drama:

http://www.aj.cz/img/smpulp5.jpg

Replaced_Texan 03-02-2004 04:30 PM
Roles of my life...
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
In the movie tragedy version of my life, I'd be played by Ed Norton.

In the movie comedy version of my life, I'd be played by Mackenzie Crook.

Poll?
I'd be played by Christina Ricci probably in both roles.

http://www.nightworks.de/ricci/gallery/ricci67.jpg

Tyrone Slothrop 03-02-2004 04:38 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
Poll?
Drama:

http://www.sineport.com/oyuncu/resim/kevins8.jpg

Comedy:

http://www.luds.net/galeries/milhouse.gif

eta: Someone tell me how to re-size, and I will -- sorry.

Hank Chinaski 03-02-2004 04:42 PM
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Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
Poll
if my wife were the casting director:

[ http://www.ejn.it/mus/lurie.jpg

if Thurgreed were the Casting Director:

http://www.kinoweb.de/film97/SlingBlade/pix/sling6.jpg

if I had casting approval:


http://www.ehrensteinland.com/images/library/koc003.jpg

Tyrone Slothrop 03-02-2004 04:52 PM
heh
 
How boring were the Oscars? "Squarer than robot shit," said Salon's Cintra Wilson.

link

Did you just call me Coltrane? 03-02-2004 04:55 PM
Roles of my life...
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
I'd be played by Christina Ricci probably in both roles.

http://www.nightworks.de/ricci/gallery/ricci67.jpg
If you look like Xtina Ricci, I'm fine with being your lesbian lover.

On that note, "Chicago today beat Los Angeles to be the host city for the 2006 Gay Games, the Federation of Gay Games announced today." See here: http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/l...l=chi-news-hed
(free reg. required)

sunnybunny 03-02-2004 04:58 PM
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Originally posted by dtb
Oh.My.God.


How did I not know this? Gross! He is off my laminated list (don't anyone tell him, though -- it would crush him.)

To be fair (although it doesn't get him back on the LL), now that I think about it, wasn't their, ahem, romance during the movie about Larry Flynt? Was she the official representative of Skanks R Us at the time, because I think her promotion happened post-Ed.

Who was the other chick he was hooked up with (other than Salma Hayek)? I seem to remember there was someone else he's been "associated" with.
Wait...DTB and I both had Ed Norton on our laminated lists? I feel so honored, seriously. Of course, now that I know DTB is going to break his heart, maybe I'll got a chance for some ego-boost sex.

Sunny(fickle wench) Bunny

sebastian_dangerfield 03-02-2004 05:04 PM
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Originally posted by Alex_de_Large
That just means that I will never sleep with Selma Hayek, as the sex-with-Courtney-factor ruins her via the transitive property. Damn.
Shut the fuck up. I'd fuck Selma Hayek if she'd just had sex with a gaggle of homeless men. She's unruinable. Haven't you seen her tits in Frida?

As Steven Colbert would say with a twisted smile, "Pretty... amazing, John."

leagleaze 03-02-2004 05:04 PM
Don't fake orgasms
 
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/4422584/

(It's bad for you.)

sebastian_dangerfield 03-02-2004 05:06 PM
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Originally posted by Tyrone_Slothrop
Drama:

eta: Someone tell me how to re-size, and I will -- sorry.
Hey douchebag... if you can't resize it, don't post it. Every time I try to read this thing I feel like there's a huge head in my monitor... prpbably because there is!

Alex_de_Large 03-02-2004 05:07 PM
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield I'd fuck Selma Hayek if she'd just had sex with a gaggle of homeless men.
And I would film it and sell the gang-bang footage and retire on it.

sebastian_dangerfield 03-02-2004 05:09 PM
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And I would film it and sell the gang-bang footage and retire on it.
After you fucked her.

Aloha Mr. Learned Hand 03-02-2004 05:14 PM
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Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
Poll?
Comedy or drama, either this guy:

http://www.halfjew.com/images/celebrities/favreau.jpg

or this guy:

http://www.adorocinema.com/personali...an-astin02.jpg

Tyrone Slothrop 03-02-2004 05:14 PM
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Hey douchebag... if you can't resize it, don't post it. Every time I try to read this thing I feel like there's a huge head in my monitor... prpbably because there is!
Thank you sir, may I have another.

On the pages I was looking at, the images were smaller. Now, they bigger. If only I hadn't followed that rabbit down the hole.

Did you just call me Coltrane? 03-02-2004 05:15 PM
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
After you fucked her.
Absolutely. First, blackmail her with the tape for sex. THEN, break your promise and retire on the distribution.

sebastian_dangerfield 03-02-2004 05:16 PM
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Originally posted by Aloha Mr. Learned Hand
Comedy or drama, either this guy:

http://www.halfjew.com/images/celebrities/favreau.jpg

or this guy:

http://www.adorocinema.com/personali...an-astin02.jpg
What a high opinion you have of yourself. You're either and ape or a dwarf. See a therapist.*

*If you enjoyed the dwarf in "Rudy", see a therapist TODAY.

Shape Shifter 03-02-2004 05:16 PM
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Shut the fuck up. I'd fuck Selma Hayek if she'd just had sex with a gaggle of homeless men. She's unruinable. Haven't you seen her tits in Frida?
I would find this to be something of a turn off. And I have seen Frida.

sebastian_dangerfield 03-02-2004 05:21 PM
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Absolutely. First, blackmail her with the tape for sex. THEN, break your promise and retire on the distribution.
No no no. Make a tape of you and her fucking, and retire on that. And make sure they shoot you from below like the Paris Hilton tape. From the angle they shot Rick Solomon in the Hilton tape, it looked like he had a John Holmes level instrument.*

*Orson Welles pioneered use of low looking-up camera angle to great dramatic effect in Citizen Kane.

Alex_de_Large 03-02-2004 05:23 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield *Orson Welles pioneered use of low looking-up camera angle to great dramatic effect in Citizen Kane.
I missed the cock shots in Citizen Kane. Must be in the director's cut.

greatwhitenorthchick 03-02-2004 05:23 PM
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield

*Orson Welles pioneered use of low looking-up camera angle to great dramatic effect in Citizen Kane.
I like this. The "useless trivia" asterisk.

For example:

Many years ago I hooked up* with a few famous hockey players (not all at once, you perverts).

*Paigow and Slave pioneered the FB hookup to great comedic effect.

sebastian_dangerfield 03-02-2004 05:24 PM
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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
I would find this to be something of a turn off. And I have seen Frida.
Clearly, you've never seen the sequel to www.bumfights.com, www.bumsex.com.

Hot.

Did you just call me Coltrane? 03-02-2004 05:24 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
No no no. Make a tape of you and her fucking, and retire on that. And make sure they shoot you from below like the Paris Hilton tape. From the angle they shot Rick Solomon in the Hilton tape, it looked like he had a John Holmes level instrument.*

*Orson Welles pioneered use of low looking-up camera angle to great dramatic effect in Citizen Kane.
Well...yeah*, but I was trying to stay w/in your homeless gang-bang scenario.

*duh

sebastian_dangerfield 03-02-2004 05:25 PM
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?


*duh
You'd be surprised how many people credit Fellini.

Did you just call me Coltrane? 03-02-2004 05:26 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield


*Orson Welles pioneered use of low looking-up camera angle to great dramatic effect in Citizen Kane.
Is this what Gwinky did with her tits in the mirror?

Shape Shifter 03-02-2004 05:27 PM
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Clearly, you've never seen the sequel to www.bumfights.com, www.bumsex.com.

Hot.
Is it safe for work?

sebastian_dangerfield 03-02-2004 05:32 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by Alex_de_Large
I missed the cock shots in Citizen Kane. Must be in the director's cut.
You know, the scene where Welles is jerking off in the shower and narrating "Here is the highlight of my day - jerking off in the shower, and it isn't going to get much better than this..." and then... wait a minute. Fuck you, Tyrone. Get that fucking Spacey picture off this board.


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