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ltl/fb 09-19-2006 04:46 PM
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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
"relatively" being the key word.
I'm basking in nothing being wrong with me.

ThurgreedMarshall 09-19-2006 04:51 PM
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
What did you meet her for? Sex?
Nope. A drink at the exact same spot I met ppnyc.

TM

taxwonk 09-19-2006 04:53 PM
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
I think it was braised. Still, I was not a big fan of the fat.
It's one of those stupid affectations that "avant garde" chefs are throwing at diners left and right these days. The only good thing about it is that it's replaced foam at everyplace but Trotter's, Moto, and WD-40, where I believe they have a bacon foam.

This sort of folderoll is why I like delis and old Italian places.

Not Bob 09-19-2006 04:53 PM
RT's alright, fringey's alright, they just seem a little weird.
 
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
I'm basking in nothing being wrong with me.
As am I, indeed. And also enjoying the little pleasures of some late-1970s power pop, as played to the screaming throngs at Budokan.

Surrender, but don't give yourself away.

Shape Shifter 09-19-2006 04:54 PM
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
I'm basking in nothing being wrong with me.
Your eye is twitching, you freak.

taxwonk 09-19-2006 04:54 PM
RT's alright, fringey's alright, they just seem a little weird.
 
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Originally posted by Not Bob
As am I, indeed. And also enjoying the little pleasures of some late-1970s power pop, as played to the screaming throngs at Budokan.

Surrender, but don't give yourself away.
Are you rollin' numbers, rock & rolling, with the Not-Bobette's KISS records out?

ltl/fb 09-19-2006 04:55 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Nope. A drink at the exact same spot I met ppnyc.

TM
What did she look like? Scale from 1 to 10.

ThurgreedMarshall 09-19-2006 04:56 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by robustpuppy
You weren't here this morning. I can't speak for anyone else, but you are my rock.

And the wind beneath my wings.
Bullshit. You said 2 minutes.

TM

Did you just call me Coltrane? 09-19-2006 05:00 PM
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
Don't you ever cry after making love?
I only cry when Dalton finds Wade Garrett dead on the bar in "Roadhouse".

ThurgreedMarshall 09-19-2006 05:06 PM
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Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop
Um, STP.
1. Why do people post this? I think the only person who actually does it is Fringey. I read posts in order. I learned from Wonk.

2. And if I'm already not stp-ing (ha), I'm not going to read this until after the fact anyway, so it's pointless.

3. Three different people posted about how they're crying or on the verge of tears. That's weird. It sucks that RP has to suffer through today, but the joke wasn't about her specifically. It was about three of our regular posters being all fragile (except for maybe gwnc, who I think just wants to sucker punch someone).

4. If you post it, it can be joked about. If you didn't want it joked about, you would have (i) explained why and then hoped for the best or (ii) not posted it at all.

5. I don't have a 5, but 5 bullet points looks better than 4.

TM

sebastian_dangerfield 09-19-2006 05:08 PM
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Originally posted by taxwonk
Back bacon is canadian bacon, which is not really bacon at all. Back bacon is cured and smoked tenderloin. What you probably had was pork belly braised or <shudder> cooked sous vide, which is a method of cooking something akin to putting it in a seal-a-meal plastic bag and cooking it for hours at just below the boiling point. If the pork had a sauce flavor that permeated the meat and fat, it was more likely braised.
... Thus removing any doubt your ample bosom is a genetic or glandular condition.

ThurgreedMarshall 09-19-2006 05:08 PM
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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I do not know what is wrong with ppnyc -- I will leave that to you to speculate.
I'm guessing she finally uncovered the horror that is mirrors?

TM

ThurgreedMarshall 09-19-2006 05:10 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by robustpuppy
Still, I was not a big fan of the fat.
For Christsakes. She said she fit into an Anne Taylor size 10 now. It's like you won't let it go.

TM

sebastian_dangerfield 09-19-2006 05:12 PM
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Originally posted by taxwonk
It involved someone being invited for "coffee" in much the same way another poster once took a "deposition." Obviously, Thurgreed's ridiculously high standards also kept the coffee drinker out the bathroom at the Port Authority Terminal, much as ppnyc suffered the same fate.
Translation?

Thanks, Hank.

ThurgreedMarshall 09-19-2006 05:12 PM
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
What did she look like? Scale from 1 to 10.
Nope. She ain't here and didn't ask for it. So, even if she were a 10, I wouldn't say.

TM

J. Fred Muggs 09-19-2006 05:12 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by robustpuppy
Don't you ever cry after making love?
depends on how old the pepper spray is

Pretty Little Flower 09-19-2006 05:14 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
1. Why do people post this? I think the only person who actually does it is Fringey. I read posts in order. I learned from Wonk.

2. And if I'm already not stp-ing (ha), I'm not going to read this until after the fact anyway, so it's pointless.

3. Three different people posted about how they're crying or on the verge of tears. That's weird. It sucks that RP has to suffer through today, but the joke wasn't about her specifically. It was about three of our regular posters being all fragile (except for maybe gwnc, who I think just wants to sucker punch someone).

4. If you post it, it can be joked about. If you didn't want it joked about, you would have (i) explained why and then hoped for the best or (ii) not posted it at all.

5. I don't have a 5, but 5 bullet points looks better than 4.

TM
1. Three bullet points look better than five, and since your first two points are related and points three through five are not, you should have combined one and two.

(b). I don't think you had any bullet points, as you numbered them instead of setting them out with bullets.

III. The little jokey joke of numbering your points with something like (1, (b), III) as opposed to (1, 2, 3) is incredibly stale. Let us all band together and promise to stop using this cutesy little device. Do it for the Newbers.

Hank Chinaski 09-19-2006 05:18 PM
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Originally posted by Beelzebubba
So you're sitting at your desk after a big lunch and you feel the need to fart. Do you: (a) go down the long hall to the restroom stall pull your pants down and/or lift your skirt only to fart, i.e., waste of time; (b) eaze one out with the door open hoping that no one will come visit you prior to the smell abating (kind of like having sex in public, i.e., the thrill factor); (c) get up, close the door, sit back down, and eaze one out hoping that no one will come visit you prior to the smell abating; (d) let it rip and not give a damn; or (e) other? Discuss.
how old are you? wonk and I can do (d). Coltrane must do (a). the others are spread between.

taxwonk 09-19-2006 05:20 PM
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
... Thus removing any doubt your ample bosom is a genetic or glandular condition.
You know how it excites me when you talk love talk.


"Ample bosom" indeed. Faggot.

patentparanyc 09-19-2006 05:21 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
For Christsakes. She said she fit into an Anne Taylor size 10 now. It's like you won't let it go.

TM
Size 8. And for once, TM I am with you on the posters that are fragile thing. buck up, little camperoos. And, Ann Taylor. no e.

ltl/fb 09-19-2006 05:24 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Nope. She ain't here and didn't ask for it. So, even if she were a 10, I wouldn't say.

TM
Good. Just checking.

greatwhitenorthchick 09-19-2006 05:27 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
1. Why do people post this? I think the only person who actually does it is Fringey. I read posts in order. I learned from Wonk.

2. And if I'm already not stp-ing (ha), I'm not going to read this until after the fact anyway, so it's pointless.

3. Three different people posted about how they're crying or on the verge of tears. That's weird. It sucks that RP has to suffer through today, but the joke wasn't about her specifically. It was about three of our regular posters being all fragile (except for maybe gwnc, who I think just wants to sucker punch someone).

4. If you post it, it can be joked about. If you didn't want it joked about, you would have (i) explained why and then hoped for the best or (ii) not posted it at all.

5. I don't have a 5, but 5 bullet points looks better than 4.

TM
For clarification, I did not say anything about being on the verge of tears. I was in a very bad mood, which equates to acting immaturely at the gym and wanting to hit things. Crying or thinking about it did not enter the picture. I was mad and frustrated, not sad. World of difference.

Now I am feeling fine, btw. endolphins and such.

sebastian_dangerfield 09-19-2006 05:28 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by taxwonk
You know how it excites me when you talk love talk.


"Ample bosom" indeed. Faggot.
Tits seemed so coarse... And I'd just finished crying about the demise of the trendiness of numbered paragraphs here.

I'll use Rubenesque from now on.

ltl/fb 09-19-2006 05:28 PM
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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
For clarification, I did not say anything about being on the verge of tears. I was in a very bad mood, which equates to acting immaturely at the gym and wanting to hit things. Crying or thinking about it did not enter the picture. I was mad and frustrated, not sad. World of difference.

Now I am feeling fine, btw. endolphins and such.
I have been known to cry when mad and frustrated. FWIW. Not that this pertains to you.

sebastian_dangerfield 09-19-2006 05:29 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
For clarification, I did not say anything about being on the verge of tears. I was in a very bad mood, which equates to acting immaturely at the gym and wanting to hit things. Crying or thinking about it did not enter the picture. I was mad and frustrated, not sad. World of difference.

Now I am feeling fine, btw. endolphins and such.
They are so graceful. Watching them picks me up, too.* Hang in there, kitty.

*I even like the ones in the middle of the pack.

patentparanyc 09-19-2006 05:30 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
For clarification, I did not say anything about being on the verge of tears. I was in a very bad mood, which equates to acting immaturely at the gym and wanting to hit things. Crying or thinking about it did not enter the picture. I was mad and frustrated, not sad. World of difference.

Now I am feeling fine, btw. endolphins and such.
You are very violent.

robustpuppy 09-19-2006 05:31 PM
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
I have been known to cry when mad and frustrated. FWIW. Not that this pertains to you.
I start fights in bars when mad and frustrated. I only cry when I'm feeling fragile.

Did you just call me Coltrane? 09-19-2006 05:31 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
how old are you? wonk and I can do (d). Coltrane must do (a). the others are spread between.
(b)

Hank Chinaski 09-19-2006 05:34 PM
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Tits seemed so coarse...
it's all that grinding from your teeth. you need to get you a new blow up doll cowboy.

patentparanyc 09-19-2006 05:34 PM
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
I start fights in bars when mad and frustrated. I only cry when I'm feeling fragile.
Hey TM, you have the nerve to call me a loon bag?

seriously dude. you met me. I apologized for wrongly attributing that comment to you. I'm no where near as nuts as these chicks.

greatwhitenorthchick 09-19-2006 05:37 PM
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
They are so graceful. Watching them picks me up, too.* Hang in there, kitty.

*I even like the ones in the middle of the pack.
I guess not everyone has watched Postcards from the Edge.

taxwonk 09-19-2006 05:38 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Tits seemed so coarse... And I'd just finished crying about the demise of the trendiness of numbered paragraphs here.

I'll use Rubenesque from now on.
Mmmmmmm, reuben.

robustpuppy 09-19-2006 05:39 PM
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Originally posted by patentparanyc
Hey TM, you have the nerve to call me a loon bag?

seriously dude. you met me. I apologized for wrongly attributing that comment to you. I'm no where near as nuts as these chicks.
Come on, be fair. I've started like, one or two bar fights in my life. Considering that I spend nearly every night in a bar, these are pretty good numbers. Not. a. loon. bag.

patentparanyc 09-19-2006 05:41 PM
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
Come on, be fair. I've started like, one or two bar fights in my life. Considering that I spend nearly every night in a bar, these are pretty good numbers. Not. a. loon. bag.
I have never started a bar fight.

You spend every night in a bar?fly? wow.

LessinSF 09-19-2006 05:43 PM
Ah technology
 
Quote:
Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
If Hank still insists on arguing that Loni Anderson was not smokin' fucking hot, I'll have to fly out to Detroit and kick every inch of his ass.

TM
Thanks for the link - and look what I found: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fOVDh...elated&search=

ThurgreedMarshall 09-19-2006 05:43 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
For clarification, I did not say anything about being on the verge of tears. I was in a very bad mood, which equates to acting immaturely at the gym and wanting to hit things. Crying or thinking about it did not enter the picture. I was mad and frustrated, not sad. World of difference.
Go back and read the parenthetical.

TM

greatwhitenorthchick 09-19-2006 05:46 PM
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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Go back and read the parenthetical.

TM
Ah. ok then.

ThurgreedMarshall 09-19-2006 05:46 PM
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
(b)
It's getting late. Don't you owe us a photo? And speaking of owing, don't you owe us for yesterday too? What the hell is going on over there?

TM

Mmmm, Burger (C.J.) 09-19-2006 05:46 PM
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
Come on, be fair. I've started like, one or two bar fights in my life. .
You apparently are oblivious to the brawl gatti and I got into over you. I'm sure we're not the only ones.

Hank Chinaski 09-19-2006 05:48 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
It's getting late. Don't you owe us a photo? And speaking of owing, don't you owe us for yesterday too? What the hell is going on over there?

TM
this is like in goodfellas when the guy gave Paulie an interest in his restaurant for free.

"Bad week? Fuck that. where's my money?"


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