Attractive people
 

I prefer to slum it.

Slave
 

No, you're clearly a penguin who has acquired the knowledge and skill to communicate with humans via the World Wide Web, officially making you the most intelligent penquin in the world since:



http://www.melaman2.com/cartoons/sin.../C/chilly1.jpg

Don't forget this http://users.skynet.be/am028110/Docc...ter%2520f1.jpg

Slave
 

Mom always liked him best.

subliminal enticement
 

another reason why guys can't get anal off their minds.....

http://www.funnyfreepics.com/images/carrot.jpg

Slave
 

Yeah, but that's because you've got a horse nose. Or a penis nose. can't decide which.

Slave
 

I always like the first chick on the show. Although her follow-up show sucked. I didn't think he deserved to take the good show from her. But I admit that I have no idea as to the ins and outs of what happened to their hosting (or otherwise) arrangement. Robin (I think that is your picture person) has always bugged me. I hate change.

subliminal enticement
 

That's the best thing you've ever posted.

TM

Advice
 

Drop dead gorgeous - 5%

Really fucking hot - 10%

Exotic (not perfect, but unique in a hot way) - 10%

Great body, bad face - 25%

Great face, bad body - 20%

Average looking (neither hot nor ugly on the whole) - 15%

Unattractive - 7%

Fucked up looking (not really classically 'ugly' - more freakish) - 3%

Classically ugly - 5%

The fucked up thing is I see tons of people who, but for one glaring massive flaw, could be really attractive. Sometimes they get made over and hit the gym and you see them years later and say "Damn, she looks fucking great." This usually doesn't happen for guys. Most guys seem to age into fatness, baldness and slovenliness.

Hot butch babes!
 

I only know this - she needs to see a dentist and a hairstylist immediately. There's some queer eye for the queer chick needed badly there.

Advice
 

50% of unattractiveness comes from being overweight. The girls (and guys for that matter) in South America aren't better looking b/c they're more physically gifted* than the girls here, they're just all relatively thin.

*exception: both the men and women can out-dance us. All of us: whites, blacks, etc. But I think this is more of a cultural thing as well - it's uncool for guys to dance in the U.S. It's very cool in SA.

Attractive people
 

NY chicks are sexier because most them come with brains, but for tone-ness and sheer physical make-your-eye-pop-out-of-your-head hotness, LA wins.

But I still think the slinky European chicks are the hottest. A warm Spring day in Paris made my head turn a hell of a lot more than LA or NYC ever did. Then again, maybe that was just a lucky day...

Advice
 

Dancing isn't cool? Fuck. Please tell my wife. I can't learn steps to save my ass. I can fake some swing dancing and do slow wedding dance bullshit, but when I have to dance apart from my partner, I'm a mess. I default into the white guy shuffle, which just sucks.

If I could have danced, I'm convinced I'd have gotten multiples more ass in my life. Every chick I know thinks its incredibly sexy to have a man who can dance. Hell, just knowing how to spin and dip a chick is usually enough to at least impress a girl a little.

Whatever gets you laid is cool, so anyone who tells you dancing isn't cool has his head up his ass.

Advice
 

Disagree. Maybe some of it is weight, but there is also the latino/latina thing that does (I think) result in all around better looks than many of the people in the US. The melting pot didn't necessarily start us all off with the best looking genes. Of course this could be related to my overall tall/dark/handsome "type" that is non-negotiable.

Advice
 

I didn't say I thought dancing was uncool. Clarification: the majority of American men think that they'll be thought of as dorks by their friends if they dance. Not you. Not me. But Jim Bob and Dale. I'd love to be able to dance like a Latin man.