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LessinSF 09-19-2006 05:48 PM

Ah technology
 
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Originally posted by LessinSF
Thanks for the link - and look what I found: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fOVDh...elated&search=
Oh, and a very good, funny web page devoted to Jan Smithers, who played Bailey, who was better looking than Anderson - not a brazenly sexual, but prettier. http://www.clothmonkey.com/smithers.htm

robustpuppy 09-19-2006 05:48 PM

easy lunch tip
 
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Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
You apparently are oblivious to the brawl gatti and I got into over you. I'm sure we're not the only ones.
I hate to be sexist, but I don't count it as a fight when two men scratch and pull one another's hair.

Pretty Little Flower 09-19-2006 05:50 PM

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Originally posted by patentparanyc
I have never started a bar fight.

You spend every night in a bar?fly? wow.
I tell you this because I care and for the sake of the Newbers:

I took me years before I realized that I could not take every post on this internet chatting board at face value, but when I did finally realize it, my appreciation of the board increased dramatically. I urge you to make the leap that I did. It's a more confusing world, but one so rich in nuance and irony that you barely even notice how confused you are!

Gattigap 09-19-2006 05:52 PM

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Originally posted by robustpuppy
I hate to be sexist, but I don't count it as a fight when two men scratch and pull one another's hair.
Your leaving before the Fists of Thunder were unleashed was your choice, and one you'll simply have to live with.

patentparanyc 09-19-2006 05:52 PM

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Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
I tell you this because I care and for the sake of the Newbers:

I took me years before I realized that I could not take every post on this internet chatting board at face value, but when I did finally realize it, my appreciation of the board increased dramatically. I urge you to make the leap that I did. It's a more confusing world, but one so rich in nuance and irony that you barely even notice how confused you are!
I take back my apology you really are a nutbag mean bitch. wallow.

greatwhitenorthchick 09-19-2006 05:53 PM

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Originally posted by patentparanyc
I take back my apology you really are a nutbag mean bitch. wallow.
PLF is a big meanie!!

notcasesensitive 09-19-2006 05:53 PM

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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
pull rank. what year associate is he?

once at Biglaw I get a phone call from some corporate guy:

"Hank I need you to drop everything and jump into this very important business matter where we need someone to look at patents and it needs to happen today."

"It isn't going to happen today because partner X has me on his rush stuff."

"Hank, what year associate are you? I'm 4th year!"

Like his being closer to the slaughterhouse made me afraid of him?

But anyway, say you're vegan and paint it as insensitive to drag you there- it's California for fuck sakes.
Lunch update: The other attorney is junior to me by 3 years and a litigator. She was late to lunch, sent her lunch back, thereby adding another extra 20 minutes on and insuring this kid missed his evidence class, turned the conversation to being all about litigation and how fucking important litigators are (in their own minds), asked for the check without seeing if the guy wanted coffee/dessert (which at that point, I'm sure he didn't), and then didn't even have the courtesy to walk the guy out with me, saying she had to use the restroom, so I had to escort him back (in addition to escorting him there because she was so late). I'm such a fucking doormat. I hate lawyers. Remind me - is she the 10%er or am I?

patentparanyc 09-19-2006 05:55 PM

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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
PLF is a big meanie!!
OOps that is what I get for reading too fast.

notcasesensitive 09-19-2006 05:55 PM

ocean
 
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
I have an alarm clock with a voice-activated snooze. Back when I needed to set an alarm, I would just say "NO" or "FUCK YOU" if I needed another 63 minutes of sleep (which came in 9 minute increments).

I wonder if ncs is crying in her shrimp caesar salad yet? And if the 2L is wearing Ann Taylor?
ahi tuna burger - new on the menu. was ok. 2L was a guy and he did not seem to be wearing Ann Taylor.

robustpuppy 09-19-2006 05:56 PM

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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Lunch update: The other attorney is junior to me by 3 years and a litigator. She was late to lunch, sent her lunch back, thereby adding another extra 20 minutes on and insuring this kid missed his evidence class, turned the conversation to being all about litigation and how fucking important litigators are (in their own minds), asked for the check without seeing if the guy wanted coffee/dessert (which at that point, I'm sure he didn't), and then didn't even have the courtesy to walk the guy out with me, saying she had to use the restroom, so I had to escort him back (in addition to escorting him there because she was so late). I'm such a fucking doormat. I hate lawyers. Remind me - is she the 10%er or am I?
If you go to her office right now and pull her hair I will fedex you a Carvel Ice Cream Cake with chocolate crunchies.

J. Fred Muggs 09-19-2006 05:57 PM

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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Now I am feeling fine, btw. endolphins and such.
Did you have the braised endolphin or grilled?

robustpuppy 09-19-2006 05:58 PM

Am I to understand ...
 
the someone has mistaken the Pretty Little Flower for pretty little moi? What an honor and a privilege!

I still don't understand, in this individual case, how the identity of speaker changes whether the post is bitchy or not. Is it a gender issue? Or is PLF a dear friend?

greatwhitenorthchick 09-19-2006 06:00 PM

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Originally posted by J. Fred Muggs
Did you have the braised endolphin or grilled?
Sigh. It's a quote from a movie. Annette Bening says that she likes sex for the endolphins. Clearly a reference lost on you rubes.

robustpuppy 09-19-2006 06:02 PM

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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Sigh. It's a quote from a movie. Annette Bening says that she likes sex for the endolphins. Clearly a reference lost on you rubes.
I got the reference, but I thought she said she liked exercise for the endolphins. This changes my whole view of your afternoon.

patentparanyc 09-19-2006 06:02 PM

ocean
 
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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
ahi tuna burger - new on the menu. was ok. 2L was a guy and he did not seem to be wearing Ann Taylor.
was it Jos A bank?

if he was smoove it would be bloomingdale's men's or nordstrom's men's. if he's not men's wearhouse? we don't like the way you look.

greatwhitenorthchick 09-19-2006 06:02 PM

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Originally posted by robustpuppy
I got the reference, but I thought she said she liked exercise for the endolphins. This changes my whole view of your afternoon.
Hmm. It could just be that I have sex on the brain. I will look into it.

eta: google is not helpful. Maybe str8 could pick us up the script.

ltl/fb 09-19-2006 06:03 PM

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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Hmm. It could just be that I have sex on the brain. I will look into it.
I think sex counts as exercise.

patentparanyc 09-19-2006 06:05 PM

Am I to understand ...
 
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
the someone has mistaken the Pretty Little Flower for pretty little moi? What an honor and a privilege!

I still don't understand, in this individual case, how the identity of speaker changes whether the post is bitchy or not. Is it a gender issue? Or is PLF a dear friend?
I could be wrong but I highly doubt you went to his lawschool. mm hmmm.

sebastian_dangerfield 09-19-2006 06:06 PM

ocean
 
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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
ahi tuna burger - new on the menu. was ok. 2L was a guy and he did not seem to be wearing Ann Taylor.
I like the Ahi Tuna burger. Its as close as you can get on my coast to Poke.

I should move to Hawaii. I could eat that cheap poke you can get at those roadside seafood joints all day. And I've probably got parasites in my intestines to prove it...

Did you just call me Coltrane? 09-19-2006 06:06 PM

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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
It's getting late. Don't you owe us a photo? And speaking of owing, don't you owe us for yesterday too? What the hell is going on over there?

TM
A complete fuck-up of a potential trial.

Shape Shifter 09-19-2006 06:06 PM

Am I to understand ...
 
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Originally posted by patentparanyc
I could be wrong but I highly doubt you went to his lawschool. mm hmmm.
All right, all right! I am a terrorist.

ThurgreedMarshall 09-19-2006 06:06 PM

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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Lunch update: The other attorney is junior to me by 3 years and a litigator. She was late to lunch, sent her lunch back, thereby adding another extra 20 minutes on and insuring this kid missed his evidence class, turned the conversation to being all about litigation and how fucking important litigators are (in their own minds), asked for the check without seeing if the guy wanted coffee/dessert (which at that point, I'm sure he didn't), and then didn't even have the courtesy to walk the guy out with me, saying she had to use the restroom, so I had to escort him back (in addition to escorting him there because she was so late). I'm such a fucking doormat. I hate lawyers. Remind me - is she the 10%er or am I?
It's funny, I've met you and you're nice, but I just can't see this happening to you. Is it because you hadn't had anything to drink at lunch or because you were already down?

TM

sebastian_dangerfield 09-19-2006 06:07 PM

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
I think sex counts as exercise.
Not if you're just laying there taking pole or watching her ride yours.

greatwhitenorthchick 09-19-2006 06:10 PM

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Not if you're just laying there taking pole or watching her ride yours.
I was emailing with Thurgreed. Does that count?

ThurgreedMarshall 09-19-2006 06:10 PM

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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
A complete fuck-up of a potential trial.
Probably because you haven't had your daily dose of T&A. And now you want the rest of us to fuck up our work. Well, thanks a lot.

TM

Did you just call me Coltrane? 09-19-2006 06:11 PM

Fresh Meat
 
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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
It's getting late. Don't you owe us a photo? And speaking of owing, don't you owe us for yesterday too? What the hell is going on over there?

TM
http://sportsbybrooks.com/MP1853.jpg

ThurgreedMarshall 09-19-2006 06:12 PM

Fresh Meat
 
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
http://sportsbybrooks.com/MP1853.jpg
Whew. Crisis averted.

TM

patentparanyc 09-19-2006 06:14 PM

Red Bull Like 350% stronger
 
Red Bull like 350% stronger. wowza

http://socialitelife.com/2006/09/19/legal_cocaine.php

taxwonk 09-19-2006 06:15 PM

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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Sigh. It's a quote from a movie. Annette Bening says that she likes sex for the endolphins. Clearly a reference lost on you rubes.
Yeah, but I got your Hamlet reference.

notcasesensitive 09-19-2006 06:16 PM

Fresh Meat
 
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
http://sportsbybrooks.com/MP1853.jpg
I bet I can guess which one of those girls thought this was a dumb idea for a picture.

robustpuppy 09-19-2006 06:17 PM

Fresh Meat
 
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
http://sportsbybrooks.com/MP1853.jpg
I think the one on the (our) left is really very attractive. There is nothing wrong with the one in the middle, but pushing her boobs together is a Cheap Trick, and I think she feels threatened by the one on the left. The one on the right is kind of blah in a high school cheerleader kind of way.

So ends my critique.

notcasesensitive 09-19-2006 06:17 PM

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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
It's funny, I've met you and you're nice, but I just can't see this happening to you. Is it because you hadn't had anything to drink at lunch or because you were already down?

TM
What would I have done differently? I was just trying to get through the thing without the recruit hating us.

patentparanyc 09-19-2006 06:18 PM

Fresh Meat
 
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
http://sportsbybrooks.com/MP1853.jpg
All these chicks are young but yet look either faintly busted looking or deeply discounted...you seem like the type that would like this site. they're a bunch of facia bruta. ask penske what that means in italian. or hank.

http://www.njguido.com/

greatwhitenorthchick 09-19-2006 06:18 PM

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Originally posted by taxwonk
Yeah, but I got your Hamlet reference.
You mean my King Lear reference. Not Bob made the Hamlet one.

patentparanyc 09-19-2006 06:22 PM

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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
What would I have done differently? I was just trying to get through the thing without the recruit hating us.
The correct thing to do would have been to block or counter the litigator's riff. she? dominated the whole lunch and man handled you all and you so let her.

ltl/fb 09-19-2006 06:24 PM

T&A
 
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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
I bet I can guess which one of those girls thought this was a dumb idea for a picture.
I didn't see any A at all. Just lots of T.

ETA I think all of them are pushing their boobs together. I think this was the "push your boobs together" picture. It's a little harder to tell on the ones not directly facing the camera, but still pretty obvious.

taxwonk 09-19-2006 06:25 PM

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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
You mean my King Lear reference. Not Bob made the Hamlet one.
Was it not you who said Lead on, MacDuff?

ThurgreedMarshall 09-19-2006 06:25 PM

Fresh Meat
 
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
I think the one on the (our) left is really very attractive. There is nothing wrong with the one in the middle, but pushing her boobs together is a Cheap Trick, and I think she feels threatened by the one on the left. The one on the right is kind of blah in a high school cheerleader kind of way.

So ends my critique.
I agree on all fronts, except the Cheap Trick. I am all for it and encourage it.

And to help my brother Coltrane out, here are yesterday's submissions:

http://www.queenfashions.com/images/bikinis/lg61000.jpg

http://myswim.net/bikinis/micro-bikinis-small-a.jpg http://www.berrydog.com/thong-bikini...ng-bikinis.jpg

And one of fringe and her best friend:

http://mcarey.blogdreams.com/userfiles/36142.jpg

TM

greatwhitenorthchick 09-19-2006 06:27 PM

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Originally posted by taxwonk
Was it not you who said Lead on, MacDuff?
Confidential to Wonk:

both not Bob and I made Macbeth references. I was just making another little joke.

ltl/fb 09-19-2006 06:27 PM

Fresh Meat
 
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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
I agree on all fronts, except the Cheap Trick. I am all for it and encourage it.

And to help my brother Coltrane out, here are yesterday's submissions:

http://www.queenfashions.com/images/bikinis/lg61000.jpg

http://myswim.net/bikinis/micro-bikinis-small-a.jpg http://www.berrydog.com/thong-bikini...ng-bikinis.jpg

And one of fringe and her best friend:

http://mcarey.blogdreams.com/userfiles/36142.jpg

TM
Am I the one on the right or the one on the left?


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