LawTalkers - A frolic in Cambodia

greatwhitenorthchick
she's young now, she's wild now, she longs to be free.
she's got the magic power of the music in [I forget the correct pronoun - she? me?] fuck

eta I would have been much more impressed if you pulled Trooper out of your hat. Or Chilliwack. or Helix.

Curses, foiled again.

[hussy!!!]

ETA - Not only double foiled, but beaten by NFH with the entire song!!!! AAAARGH

NotFromHere

11-11-2004 06:37 PM

Bill Maher's lawsuit

From the PB for some reason - there's something terribly wrong with her makeup.
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/graphic.../cocoileft.jpg

Bad_Rich_Chic

11-11-2004 06:41 PM

Locker Room Hijinx

Quote:

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Does anyone know the proper ettiquite for naked conversations in the gym locker room?

It is sort of the same as the rule for dealing with the room-service guy when you are still in your negligee - everyone must studiously ignore the lack of appropriate clothing.

Come to think of it, that's not really the same, because the room-service guy (like your doctor or your masseuse) is hard-and-fast prohibited from making non-job-related chit chat while you are disrobed, exactly because it highlights the fact that you are disrobed in a room with a (suddenly friendly) stranger. Those people aren't even long lost acquaintances with a colorable claim on your social banalities.

Maybe it is more like apartment windows in NYC - everyone can see everyone else's business, and everyone knows this perfectly well, but everyone just pretends they can't because it is the only way we can all cope, and if someone breaks that illusion of privacy it is very awkward.

So I think the correct answer must be (i) very casual, brief chit chat is OK, provided everyone concertedly fails to notice everyone else's state of deshabille; (ii) dressed people shouldn't distract undressed people from getting dressed because the imbalance is weird; and (iii) longer, catching-up conversations should be cut off with "would you like to [grab a cup of coffee [around the corner] [next week]] [give me your card]? I've just got to finish up here, but I'd love to catch up later."

SlaveNoMore

11-11-2004 06:41 PM

Trailer Park Boys

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greatwhitenorthchick
Speaking of Helix, I have got to recommend Trailer Park Boys. I literally laugh my ass off during that show. (It's true, I have no ass). Maybe I just miss Canadian humor or something, but I think it has mass appeal. You ought to give it a try if you haven't seen it.

(crossing fingers that this is a trifecta)

(and then again, you probably shouldn't listen to my recommendations because I laugh at anything lowbrow)

For the love of god, please don't pull out the Saga, the Glass Tiger or the Sass Jordan

Greedy,Greedy,Greedy

11-11-2004 06:43 PM

Locker Room Hijinx

Quote:

Originally posted by Bad_Rich_Chic
It is sort of the same as the rule for dealing with the room-service guy when you are still in your negligee - everyone must studiously ignore the lack of appropriate clothing.

Come to think of it, that's not really the same, because the room-service guy (like your doctor or your masseuse) is hard-and-fast prohibited from making non-job-related chit chat while you are disrobed, exactly because it highlights the fact that you are disrobed in a room with a (suddenly friendly) stranger. Those people aren't even long lost acquaintances with a colorable claim on your social banalities.

Maybe it is more like apartment windows in NYC - everyone can see everyone else's business, and everyone knows this perfectly well, but everyone just pretends they can't because it is the only way we can all cope, and if someone breaks that illusion of privacy it is very awkward.

So I think the correct answer must be (i) very casual, brief chit chat is OK, provided everyone concertedly fails to notice everyone else's state of deshabille; (ii) dressed people shouldn't distract undressed people from getting dressed because the imbalance is weird; and (iii) longer, catching-up conversations should be cut off with "would you like to [grab a cup of coffee [around the corner] [next week]] [give me your card]? I've just got to finish up here, but I'd love to catch up later."

Loosen up, missy. There's nothing wrong with a bit of chit-chat in your knickers.

G(I talk to roomservice half-naked)^3

greatwhitenorthchick

11-11-2004 06:45 PM

Trailer Park Boys

Quote:

Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
For the love of god, please don't pull out the Saga, the Glass Tiger or the Sass Jordan

I'll see your Sass Jordan and raise you a Honeymoon Suite.

Ok, this will stop now.

NotFromHere

11-11-2004 06:47 PM

Trailer Park Boys

Quote:

Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
For the love of god, please don't pull out the Saga, the Glass Tiger or the Sass Jordan

OMG! I had my picture taken with Sass Jordan. I was invited to the new crappy video release party. I'm the new Str8!!! I knew the MCA guy who used to give me free CDs all the time (I have an extra sealed Coneheads, the Movie, soundtrack if anyone wants it. Also lots of Anthrax - the band not the WMD)

Atticus Grinch

11-11-2004 06:48 PM

complimentary

Quote:

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Does anyone know the proper ettiquite for naked conversations in the gym locker room?

No, but I do know it's rude to greet, speak to, or acknowledge the existence of someone while they're urinating --- a bit of etiquette trivia I really wish any of my past or present coworkers knew.

Guys, try this --- when you're standing at the urinal, pretend it's a private moment. Then, you can say "hey" when you're both washing your hands. This is an excellent way to narrow your social circle to people who wash their hands after micturition.

NotFromHere

11-11-2004 06:50 PM

Trailer Park Boys

Quote:

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I'll see your Sass Jordan and raise you a Honeymoon Suite.

Ok, this will stop now.

Oh man. "I gotta new girl now."
I loved that song.

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B0...1.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

And yes, this stops here.

baltassoc

11-11-2004 06:51 PM

Locker Room Hijinx

Quote:

Originally posted by Bad_Rich_Chic
[Talking in the locker room] is sort of the same as the rule for dealing with the room-service guy when you are still in your negligee - everyone must studiously ignore the lack of appropriate clothing.

What, your supposed to thank him for bringing up you meal so quickly and offer a special "tip" while gently caressing his his upper leg, backing him over to the bed, then slowly undoing his ...

Whoo. Sorry. Got a little lost there. Maybe that was just my fantasy of the proper rule from back in the days when I was a bellman.

Where the hell were the beautiful women lawyers in negligees then, huh?

Greedy,Greedy,Greedy

11-11-2004 06:51 PM

complementary

Quote:

Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
No, but I do know it's rude to greet, speak to, or acknowledge the existence of someone while they're urinating --- a bit of etiquette trivia I really wish any of my past or present coworkers knew.

Guys, try this --- when you're standing at the urinal, pretend it's a private moment. Then, you can say "hey" when you're both washing your hands. This is an excellent way to narrow your social circle to people who wash their hands after micturition.

Loosen up, dude. Urinal time can be one of the best times to cut through the bullshit and get to the deal. And if you're going to waste time waiting until you get to the sink, you might as well be visiting the little girl's room instead.

(edited to make a subtle change only dtb will notice).

robustpuppy

11-11-2004 06:59 PM

complementary

Quote:

Originally posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy
Loosen up, dude. Urinal time can be one of the best times to cut through the bullshit and get to the deal. And if you're going to waste time waiting until you get to the sink, you might as well be visiting the little girl's room instead.

(edited to make a subtle change only dtb will notice).

yeah, it was reeeeaaaaaalllly subtle

notcasesensitive

11-11-2004 07:01 PM

A sig line for Sebastian

"So they still control the House, Senate, and Oval Office? Well, at least we still have the smug, condescending attitude that cost us the election in the first place."

Atticus Grinch

11-11-2004 07:01 PM

complementary

Quote:

I promised my Mom I'd never talk to a man while he was touching his dick. I guess I'll never succeed in this biz.

Did you just call me Coltrane?

11-11-2004 07:05 PM

complementary

Quote:

Originally posted by robustpuppy
yeah, it was reeeeaaaaaalllly subtle

Alright. We have one grammar Timmy. That's enough. I don't care what the fucking board motto is, correcting grammar when proper grammar isn't necessary is not and will never be cool. We get it; you're a grammar dork. It realllllllly bothers you when it's not applied correctly. Too bad. Get over your fucking OCD, or at least limit it to law-related documents.

Anyone have any prediction as to how this post is responded? Yeah, me too.

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