LawTalkers - Fashion Board--Penske . . . forever!

Originally posted by robustpuppy
Is this a visual from the film, or from your own head? I have never seen the former, and have had only glimpses into the latter.

Never saw the movie, though I am familiar with its premise.

bold_n_brazen

08-21-2006 06:04 PM

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Originally posted by J. Fred Muggs
The ratio is strictly tits:hips. If you have hairy breasts, I guess that could be factored in.

I thought it was tits to waist to hips.

TM, please clarify.

sebastian_dangerfield

08-21-2006 06:04 PM

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Originally posted by Penske_Account
I thought that didn't work...or is that just with midgets?

It works. You just have to use extra jelly. Standard issue KY won't cut it...

Fugee

08-21-2006 06:05 PM

Enough hole digging!

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Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
I have heard that real beauty is on the inside. Which is, in itself, a really beautiful way to look at it. I mean, think about it. Is not the very definition of superficial "on the outside"? If the superficial among us want to get hung up on outside appearances, well, I guess we have learned a little bit more about those people, and I do not mean that in a good way. As for me, I can only judge how attractive you are after I get a good look into your soul. By happy coincidence, the best way for me to look into the soul of a women is to gaze deep into her eyes while she is engaging in unsolicited fellatio on me. And if she has large but perky tits, all the better.

You are a beautiful beautiful person, Flower. Despite that unfortunate.....well, you know.

ltl/fb

08-21-2006 06:07 PM

Enough hole digging!

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Originally posted by Fugee
You are a beautiful beautiful person, Flower. Despite that unfortunate.....well, you know.

Unfortunate personality?

greatwhitenorthchick

08-21-2006 06:08 PM

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Originally posted by J. Fred Muggs
The ratio is strictly tits:hips. If you have hairy breasts, I guess that could be factored in.

I believe Thurgreed's ratio has to do more with tits relative to abs than tits to hips. I guess it has been a while since he posted the ultimate guide to the ratio. I have to admit, I remembered the blowjob tips more than I did the ratio formula.

Fugee

08-21-2006 06:09 PM

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Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
I thought it was tits to waist to hips.

TM, please clarify.

Waist has to be part of ratio or else you could be a block.

BTW, sorry about the mattress/bed confusion. I had mattress on the mind. I think a king is the same width as two twins so if you found two really cool antiquey twin bed frames, you could put them together. I've seen this done with cast iron** and brass beds.

**Lots of places for the hand cuffs.

sebastian_dangerfield

08-21-2006 06:12 PM

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Originally posted by Fugee
Waist has to be part of ratio or else you could be a block.

BTW, sorry about the mattress/bed confusion. I had mattress on the mind. I think a king is the same width as two twins so if you found two really cool antiquey twin bed frames, you could put them together. I've seen this done with cast iron** and brass beds.

**Lots of places for the hand cuffs.

Ratio in depth:

http://wiki.cotch.net/index.php/Huma...aist-Hip_Ratio

Replaced_Texan

08-21-2006 06:13 PM

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Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
I thought it was tits to waist to hips.

TM, please clarify.

A 0.7 waist to hip ratio has been argued to be the standard of beauty in all cultures. Thurgreed doesn't get as exact in his calculations as others.

(I again plug Nancy's Ectoff's Survival of the Prettiest for all sorts of cool studies on the science of beauty. Sebby wouldn't like it, since they're statistics and survey oriented studies. If you search "ratio" in the amazon "search the book" feature, you'll be taken to pages 191-4, which talks about the science of the waist to hip ratio a bit more.)

ETA:
More here since Amazon is being a pain in the ass.

ThurgreedMarshall

08-21-2006 06:16 PM

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Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
I thought it was tits to waist to hips.

TM, please clarify.

You are correct. But if you have a good tits to waist ratio, you're probably doing okay in the hips department too.

TM

bold_n_brazen

08-21-2006 06:19 PM

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This is an outstanding suggestion. Thank you.

futbol fan

08-21-2006 06:22 PM

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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Okay. I give up. You are pretty.

TM

This is rock bottom of the slipperiest slope I've ever seen. From Land of Fu to weary capitulation in the merest blink of an eye. It's sadder than the night they drove ol' Dixie down.

Shape Shifter

08-21-2006 06:24 PM

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Originally posted by ironweed
This is rock bottom of the slipperiest slope I've ever seen. From Land of Fu to weary capitulation in the merest blink of an eye. It's sadder than the night they drove ol' Dixie down.

He's just being nice because he wants to fuck her.

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