LawTalkers - A sad, constant bid for attention

Originally posted by Not Bob
Not Bob's trite white-bread suggestions:

Batman and Robin

Captain and Tennille

Sonny and Cher (Jim Carrey and Tea Leoni did a reversed gender version of this in "Fun With Dick and Jane" -- Sonny was short, so if you're noticeably shorter than your partner, this might work)

Bonnie and Clyde

Priest and nun

Priest and altar boy

Britney & K-Fed

Bobby and Whitney

Parcells and TO

TM

Sparklehorse

09-29-2006 11:07 AM

Halloween

Quote:

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
we went as gilligan and the Skipper* once. It's easy, and easily recognized. Saw a couple a few years back as Jay and Silent Bob. That seemed easy.

* I am, of course, far too buff to have pulled off the Skipper, so i had to gain 30 lbs for the night.

I don't often read the PB so I'm not sure if there is a particular reason for this new avatar, but it may be the best one yet!

Secret_Agent_Man

09-29-2006 11:09 AM

I've Been Scammed!

Quote:

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Those emoticon posts may play over on Politics, but we expect a bit more in the way of content over here.

Heh.

Brevity is the soul of wit, and the right emoticon is worth, well, a hundred words.

S_A_M

Hank Chinaski

09-29-2006 11:11 AM

Halloween

Quote:

Originally posted by Sparklehorse
I don't often read the PB so I'm not sure if there is a particular reason for this new avatar, but it may be the best one yet!

That's kind, but really I'm devastated that the Adolf avatar isn't accepted.

Secret_Agent_Man

09-29-2006 11:12 AM

I've Been Scammed!

Quote:

Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop
Emphasis on "may."

Next time I'll post an excerpt from somebody's blog, with links and everything, mm'kay?

S_A_M

Greedy,Greedy,Greedy

09-29-2006 11:13 AM

TAKE THE MONEY

RT -

Take the money, but no Mod switch until the check clears.

This is Hank we're talking about.

G^3

Secret_Agent_Man

09-29-2006 11:14 AM

I've Been Scammed!

Quote:

Originally posted by ltl/fb
Armpits.

There.

You made me say it.

Well, I knew that post was a calculated risk.

S_A_M

Sparklehorse

09-29-2006 11:17 AM

Halloween

Quote:

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
That's kind, but really I'm devastated that the Adolf avatar isn't accepted.

I liked the Hitler avatar. If you had one of Hitler with the equivalent of a "Mission Accomplished!" banner in the background then maybe it would be the best.

Hank Chinaski

09-29-2006 11:17 AM

TAKE THE MONEY

Quote:

Originally posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy
RT -

Take the money, but no Mod switch until the check clears.

This is Hank we're talking about.

G^3

actually Penske mostly. He says he has some Vietnamese investors lined up.

Secret_Agent_Man

09-29-2006 11:19 AM

Bottom Boobie Cleavage

Quote:

Originally posted by Spanky
Posts like this should always be simultaneously posted on the PB.

Yes, as a matter of national security.

S_A_M

ThurgreedMarshall

09-29-2006 11:20 AM

I've Been Scammed!

Quote:

Originally posted by Secret_Agent_Man
mm'kay?

Are you a man or woman?

TM

Greedy,Greedy,Greedy

09-29-2006 11:28 AM

Halloween

Quote:

Originally posted by nononono
Have we discussed this yet? I need costume suggestions. Think I'm going as half a couple to an adult-type party. Unsatisfied with such generic staples as peanut butter and jelly or pimp and ho, I'm looking for ideas, ideally something that suits me in a more specific way. Since few of you know me or what I look like*, this may be fruitless, but ideas are welcome.

*contra Hank's implication, no facial stubble.

Pope and Ho. Mohammed and Fatima. Flower and Bee. Sun and Moon. Dorothy and Toto. Alice and the Rabbit. Just a couple of bunnies with a large litter. Leda and the Swan. Helen and Faust. Scylla and Charybdis. Harold and Maude. Eloise and Abelard (a bit bloody, but see who gets it).

Hank Chinaski

09-29-2006 11:29 AM

Halloween

Quote:

Originally posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy
......... Mohammed and Fatima. ......... Leda and the Swan. Helen and Faust. Scylla and Caribdis. ............. Eloise and Abelard.

Are you a man or woman?

Not Bob

09-29-2006 11:31 AM

Halloween

Quote:

Originally posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy
Pope and Ho. Mohammed and Fatima. Flower and Bee. Sun and Moon. Dorothy and Toto. Alice and the Rabbit. Just a couple of bunnies with a large litter. Leda and the Swan. Helen and Faust. Scylla and Caribdis. Harold and Maude. Eloise and Abelard (a bit bloody, but see who gets it).

Oh!

Boris and Natasha (again, gender switch if he is taller than you)

Moose und squruhl (That would be Rocky and Bullwinkle)

Secret_Agent_Man

09-29-2006 11:31 AM

I've Been Scammed!

Quote:

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Are you a man or woman?

TM

While I am flattered by your obvious attraction to me, I'm unavailable.

S_A_M

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