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Yep, it was you.

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Appears to be about sex. See:

http://www.cswap.com/1990/Postcards_from_the_Edge

and search for endolphin (no ess).

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Apropos of nothing, I used to call Piglet from Winnie the Pooh "Hamlet."

I blame that on older brother Not Nick. He also told me that "bastard" was not a bad word, and so I said it when my mother and I were in the bank one time.

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I guess I missed NB's reference. I liked the dog though.

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Hot french newscaster Melissa Theuriau:

http://fresh99.com/images/frenchnews...uriau-0154.jpg

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I guess it depends on how cool the recruit was, but I'm generally the same in front of them as I would be in front of anyone and they tend to appreciate it. I probably would have said, "You know what? We've heard about litigation. Maybe we can let our interviewee talk for awhile. By the way, [interviewee] would you like dessert?

Then I would rip your co-worker a new one when it was over.

TM

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Thank you sir!! Could you help us out with Diane Chambers' best barmaid speech?

Fresh Meat
 

That's you on the left (at the Best Western).

TM

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Are you mocking my lodging choices?

ARGH there are no days I can take off the rest of this week. Sucks. I could just go to the beach and snooze.

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I can now confirm (b).

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I really agree with him.

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I don't think that the conversation was bad for the recruit. Actually it went pretty well and I interjected transactional stuff as appropriate. He had a bit of a litigation leaning, anyway. I just hate the litigation war stories, and I think it bothered me a bit more than usual after a summer full of hearing them.

And we did ask to make sure he didn't want coffee/dessert - she realized that faux pas right after the fact.

I can't vent here (of all places) about being stuck at lunch with a typical lawyer without being told I'm doing something wrong? Tough crowd. Tough day.

Yesterday
 

I wasn't aware that there was a separate Olympics for Jeuxs.

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Watching the two of you dance toward each other is so moving, I could just cry.

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I actually overheard a litigator say "like we were going to hold hands and sing kum-by-yah or something, after all, WE ARE litigators." Um, that wasn't funny. humor check? did you find that funny? because I didn't. I like deal attys.

Yesterday
 

Maccabi games. although Richmond basketball started two black kids. Half black? lost tribe?

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That's just b/c you've never been in the trenches, risking your life, saving Jews and delivering babies in the battle that is litigation.

ocean
 

It was quite a bit like Poke. I'd get it again, but I'd get no aoili or mayo or whatever they want to call the white stuff that was spread on both sides of the bun.

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toughen up. I've been called fat with flabby floppy tits on this board for weeks. you can take it. I have faith in you.

ocean
 

I thought poke was like a sex thing.

I did my bit for the happiness of humanity today and warned the temp secretary not to go to law school after she finishes college. Warm fuzzies all around. She confessed that she thought corporate law would be glamorous.

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I helped a woman in labor get a hold of her medical records once. Does that count?

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Looked for that, too, but no luck yet.

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Number of people I've talked out of going to law school: 1.5

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She's not fat and her tits do not appear floppy at all, though I've never seen them unclothed and to my knowledge have never seen them totally unsupported.

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I cried this afternoon reading a children's book. Sylvester and the Magic Pebble makes me a waterworks every single time.

It's a very sweet story, and I'm sensitive, dammit!

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do you cry from

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/15...CLZZZZZZZ_.jpg

????

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That wasn't my initial intention, although I guess that's how it ended up after you asked me what I would have done differently. I just can't see someone pushing you around with their personality like that. That was all. It started off as a sort-of compliment.

TM

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I have never stayed anywhere that fits the bill pricewise, but here is a list of Santa Barbara ocean front hotels -
http://www.santabarbara.com/lodging/

(well, crap, the link said it was for ocean front, but I'm not sure it is.)

In any event, there is a Holiday Inn, for example, so there may be modestly priced options.

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It would be difficult to be dancing with anyone and not be close to her. Physically, that is.

TM

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Pfft. I said I'm sensitive, not a retard.

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Someone's been listening to KROQ!

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Totally forgot!!! Paula Patton in this month's Marie Claire, beautiful pictures. she's amazing looking.

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Close enough. Wanna make out?

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Talk Like a Pirate Day.

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Sort-of thank you, then.

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There is this Backyardigans song that my kids like:

Lyrics - A Pirate Says "Arrr"
This is one of the songs on the Backyardigans CD.

A Pirate Says "Arrr"

If you want to be a pirate,
Get up on your feet.
You can't be a pirate,
If you're sitting in your seat.
Swing your arms tough,
And stand kind of low,
And make this noise wherever you go.

Arrr! Arrr! Arrr!
A pirate, a pirate, a pirate says "Arrr!"
It might seem strange, just a bit bizarre,
But they know you're a pirate,
When they hear you say "Arrr!"

Arrr! Arrr! Arrr!
A pirate, a pirate, a pirate says "Arrr!"
You wear a spare part, a bandana and a scar,
and they know you're a pirate,
When they hear you say "Arrr!"

The Jolly Roger is the pirate flag,
A skull and some bones on a big black rag.
We'll fly it on our ship, up above the sails,
And we'll search for treasure,
And be tough as nails!

Arrr! Arrr! Arrr!
A pirate, a pirate, a pirate says "Arrr!"
If you think we're noisy, you're right, we are,
'cause they know you're a pirate,
When they hear you say "Arrr!"

ocean
 

I'm still waiting for someone to clarify this for me.
Hank, I thought you were helpful. You've dropped the ball on this.

ocean
 

How difficult is it to understand that today is the day that you talk like a pirate?

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I absolutely LOVE the brown rice and vegetables. However, the fridge in my place smells like Kurt Cobain so I can't stick food in there.

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you mean like teen spirit.