LawTalkers - Fashionistas you have arrived 3-25-03

Originally posted by paigowprincess
Well, I have news for you. I was in a chatroom pretending to be a man and I met your wife who was cruising for some action. Unfortunately , she sent me her pic.

http://www.vgernet.net/tpelkey/benny...ages/hill2.jpg

Damn. And the bitch stole my hat, too.

paigowprincess

08-05-2003 05:05 PM

How Would Jesus Park?

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Originally posted by bilmore
Damn. And the bitch stole my hat, too.

Well this should put a smile on your face. Here you are, in your special "western outfit" that you only wear in Vegas talking to the fluffers for the SD blowjob show. which one is the guy?

http://www.vgernet.net/tpelkey/benny...ges/cowboy.jpg

Penske_Account

08-05-2003 05:06 PM

Is your dog named Checkers?

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Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
Worry not, my brother. My comeback is just around the corner. Really.

I believe you, I really do.

Just as I fully expect to wake up on November 3, 2004, pick up my Christian Science Monitor, no offense, and see the headline, "The Comeback Kid II, Gore Wins in a Landslide", with a below the fold reference to an article in the sports section detailing Mike Tyson's next tri-belt title defence, I also fully expect that you will be back.

Sparklehorse

08-05-2003 05:09 PM

britney pic

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Originally posted by andViolins
Someone posted b/f about Britney in the Sept. 03 elle - uk. A pic from that shoot:

http://members.fortunecity.com/oops1...pears48001.jpg

aV

Damn, is that the touched up version? She looks pretty lumpy to me.

Anne Elk

08-05-2003 05:10 PM

ABBAmuff

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Originally posted by andViolins
DO you recall the name paigow? The only woman that I am aware of that is connected with Angelina Jolie is Jenny Shimizu. Here is a pic:

http://www.laeyeworks.com/noshock/faces/shimizubg.jpg

aV

I read recently that Angelina had hooked up with Kylie Minogue's boy-toy. Link to story here

Edited because I can't spell.

W.W.L.D.

08-05-2003 05:11 PM

Just Who Is the Boss?

Well, obviously it is not W.W.L.D. because Tony Danza is on tour .

W.W.L.D.

08-05-2003 05:16 PM

Censorship Is Good

The Sun reports 'American Idol' champion of the civilized world Kelly Clarkson has been banned from singing the note "high C" on TV shows.

Apparently, camera crews have complained her powerful, yet oh-so pleasing, voice can damage microphones when she hits this note.

But the crews are safe for the moment – Kelly has strained her vocal cords and is trying to soothe her throat with olive oil.

Aaaaaaahhhh.

notcasesensitive

08-05-2003 05:17 PM

Just Who Is the Boss?

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Originally posted by W.W.L.D.
Well, obviously it is not W.W.L.D. because Tony Danza is on tour .

I have a problem with this line from his bio - Perhaps best known for his loveable sitcom personas, Tony Danza is indisputably one of America’s most popular performers.

Indisputably? Really?

And I don't know what WWLD's reference means, because as far as I know he always plays someone named "Tony". It did make me think What Would Latka Do?

Shape Shifter

08-05-2003 05:19 PM

Just Who Is the Boss?

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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
And I don't know what WWLD's reference means, because as far as I know he always plays someone named "Tony". It did make me think What Would Latka Do?

What's With Larry David?

purse junkie

08-05-2003 05:20 PM

ABBAmuff

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Originally posted by Anne Elk
I read recently that Angelina had hooked up with Kylie Minogue's boy-toy. Link to story here

Edited because I can't spell.

No way can he remotely compete with Jenny Shimizu. She is both an ex-model and an auto mechanic. Cool!

NotFromHere

08-05-2003 05:30 PM

britney pic

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Originally posted by Sparklehorse
Damn, is that the touched up version? She looks pretty lumpy to me.

See, that's what I was thinking - but I stopped from commenting to prevent the wrath of all of the Brittney/Selma lovers out there.

drhathaway

08-05-2003 05:35 PM

britney pic

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Originally posted by NotFromHere
See, that's what I was thinking - but I stopped from commenting to prevent the wrath of all of the Brittney/Selma lovers out there.

I thought it too but stopped from commenting after looking down and seeing the crumbs from lunch still on my keyboard and a little on my pants.

That treadmill cannot come soon enough.

And speaking of that, I have tennis sneakers (four pairs), aerobics sneakers (1 pair), kick around sneakers (two pairs) and "cross trainers" (1 pair). Do I need special sneakers to walk/jog on the treadmill or will one of these eight pairs work?

paigowprincess

08-05-2003 05:50 PM

britney pic

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Originally posted by drhathaway
I thought it too but stopped from commenting after looking down and seeing the crumbs from lunch still on my keyboard and a little on my pants.

That treadmill cannot come soon enough.

And speaking of that, I have tennis sneakers (four pairs), aerobics sneakers (1 pair), kick around sneakers (two pairs) and "cross trainers" (1 pair). Do I need special sneakers to walk/jog on the treadmill or will one of these eight pairs work?

Um, I don't think so. I know a jealous beeyotch when I see one. Unless of course "lumpy" means "nice round ass".

reba	08-05-2003 05:52 PM

britney pic

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Originally posted by NotFromHere
See, that's what I was thinking - but I stopped from commenting to prevent the wrath of all of the Brittney/Selma lovers out there.

WHere the HELl are you coming from?!?! THere may be things to complain about with her, but from a same-sex is sexxy perspective, I don't think her looks is one of them. I get the impression that a lot of you guys bitching and moaning about her looks couldn't get your dipsticks wet in a whore house with hundred dollar bills hanging out of your dockers' pockets.

I am amazed that she's still a virgin though.

Shape Shifter

08-05-2003 05:57 PM

britney pic

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Originally posted by reba
WHere the HELl are you coming from?!?! THere may be things to complain about with her, but from a same-sex is sexxy perspective, I don't think her looks is one of them. I get the impression that a lot of you guys bitching and moaning about her looks couldn't get your dipsticks wet in a whore house with hundred dollar bills hanging out of your dockers' pockets.

I am amazed that she's still a virgin though.

She's not. And I am missing a few hundred dollar bills.

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