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I know you don't do smilies. I know your work is too cryptic. I know your work is too dephic (?). I know your work is just over the head of some. Hence my (sarcastic) point about the smilies. Guess I should have used the winking one. If I used them.

:brick: And now I do. See what you've pushed me to?

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Cry me a river.

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As a matter of fact, I just reapplied.

Now, someone tell me about treadmill shoes so that I can work out my lumps and stop being a satirical jealous beeyotch.

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I was confused too. Doesn't that picture (of the same actor who played Professor Hathaway in Real Genius) come from the Die Hard movies?? Same guy played that asshole Geraldo-wannabe Thornburg, right??

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Is this satire, parody, wit, mockery, sarcasm, word-play . . . or, is this, uh . . . because there has been a bit of confusion lately . . .

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Mexican folklore tells us that each sitcom character dies not once, but three times. Once, when the series is cancelled. Twice, when USA drops it in syndication. And three times, when the last piece of fan fiction is posted on the web.

Tony Micelli, you were too beautiful for this world.

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Explain this to me:

A friend called last night to admit that he is having an affair. Bad.
His wife just had their second baby. Worse.
It's with two women. Unbelievably, horribly stupid.

Setting aside the obvious stupidity of my friend's situation, why are men enthralled by being with two women?

Austin(One woman at a time is waaaaaaaay more than enough.)tatious

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You have to ask? To quote the famously annoying, locally-produced chewing gum ad slogan: "Double your pleasure, double your fun..."

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I think Leagl will need to explain this one.

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classic case of second baby syndrome. this guy's afraid that he'll never get any booty again - probably slept with the first when his wife was in her last months of hugeness and the other one was just for good measure - she probably wasn't very good looking, but showed some interest and he was ripe for the picking. He's probably just now realized that his "single living days of carousing with the guys" are officially over, and is just trying to recapture his younger days.

It was either have an affair, or buy a Porsche because now he'll be forever stuck with the minivan.

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'Cuz then you're not the only target?

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IIRC, on the "I Love the 80's" VH-1 series segment on "Who's the Boss", Marilu Henner said she and other "Taxi" alums used to kid Danza that every character's name he played was named "Tony" because he was so stupid that he wouldn't answer to any other name...

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He apparently always plays an asshole in many movies.
Website with list of 28 movies he's in
Not sure which movie it's from, but I pulled the picture from here . It was the best one I could find when I signed up.

I apologize both for the confusion and for having the worst avatar.

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It's not that I think she has a bad body -- in fact I think she has a hot body. My comment had more to do with the airbrushing than her; I should have made that clearer.

But your are right, I am undoubtedly affected by the insanity of our culture with regard to women's weight. I resist but am not immune by any stretch.

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Hem hem:

Men want to be with two women, because I quote, "Two women together are fucking hot dude."