"Ho Phase"
 

Picture me kneeling at your feet, panting and drooling for edification. Please, show me, master!

Some things I've learned
 

oops, pulled a Coltrane.

"Ho Phase"
 

It was a compliment. I expect better from you.

Although giving me oral gratification is a start. Don't pant though. It's distracting.

"Ho Phase"
 

It is not possible to pant and give oral gratification simultaneously. Was that a trick question, oh master of comedy?

(edited to fix split infinitive)

I have yet to hear a single story this year about Super Bowl advertising. (This excludes all the e-mail I'm getting from my father about MoveOn's boycott of CBS, etc.) Have I just been too obsessed with Ted Bruschi's health, or have they gotten over it?

"Ho Phase"
 

Here's a softball for someone...

Best Junk Mail
 

This answers out alcohol/viagra queries.

"Ho Phase"
 

I didn't see him say "huge."

"Ho Phase"
 

Ugh. There's nothing worse than getting a girl's clothes off and finding out she has a tiny dick.

Best Junk Mail
 

E/O,

Don't we need to get you a new little slogan there -- "kicked ass and took sock names" just doesn't have much pizzaz. And I agree that you are special.

"Ho Phase"
 

If ncs were to have a boner, I'm sure it would be huge. have you seen the nutcase on that girl?

And coltrane, maybe the soft balls and the insensitive nutcase are related. maybe you should consult a medical professional.

Michael Strahan will be singing on a SUper Bowl commercial. Not sure what he is hawking, but there is a story about it on giants.com if you are interested. I figured I'd wait and be surprised (either that or I didn't care).

Anyone have any extra Viagra lying around? I already used my special occasion reserve.

"Ho Phase"
 

Is there a new sock in the house?

Uber bowl
 

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/4079006/

Super Bowl advertisers sack the celebrities
Grappling geezers, online-music pirates to pitch products.
When an average of 140 million people tune into to see the year’s biggest advertising event on Sunday, in addition to watching some football players chasing a ball around the field, they can expect to see a pair of feisty senior citizens fighting over potato chips, real teen-agers talking about their music download problems and a few regular guys dealing with, well, erectile dysfunction disorders.

http://msnbcmedia.msn.com/j/msnbc/Co...01_hmed.h2.jpg

"Ho Phase"
 

The only reason I'm responding to this is because I want you to read it again, so you can see what kind of crap you subject the rest of us to.

"Ho Phase"
 

Please stop discussing the size of my hypothetical boner. I'm really not enjoying it. Though, no doubt, it would be huge.

My sexed-up hipster buzz has now been killed.

But if anyone has extra Viagra lying around, I'll still take some for next time.

Fashion news
 

I see you get ballsy when I leave you alone too long.

TM

My shit don't stink like flower's
 

Thanks! I love my crap. The texture, the smell, the taste . . . magnifique!*

*is that spelled correctly? penske was unhelpful via IM on the spelling.

Some things I've learned
 

I don't he he'll mind. Don't bump into fringey on the way to the tissues.

"Ho Phase"
 

that was a compliment!

My shit don't stink like flower's
 

Your jokes are getting cornier by the minute...

My shit don't stink like flower's
 

There's a Dutch pimp in Florida who would pay you for this.

Fashion news
 

Apparently bereftness, much like the bubonic plague, produces nodules in the groin area.

Edited for clarity (moved modifying phrase).

Announcement 2
 

Those Scientologists certainly take care of their own.

Best Junk Mail
 

Ah, Moriarity, my old nemesis.

I have given up the title of FB Mod, but I am still an admin and I will still kill a wack sock if necessary.

Best Junk Mail
 

Are you implying that I am responsible for wack socks?

I was framed, I tell you, framed!

Travesty of Justice
 

There is no way this meal's worth 8 1/2 years. Oh well. He'll probably find better food in prison.

http://ak.imgfarm.com/images/ap/GERM...0130071539.jpg

http://apnews.myway.com/article/20040130/D80D8SHG0.html

(German cannibal sentenced)

Confidential to E/O
 

Feel free to back up your boast. You've got a whole state challenging your cred.

Best Junk Mail
 

In light of the reappearance of this unfortunate sock, let me just make clear that I am not ME.

Travesty of Justice
 

"the wish to make another man part of himself,"


Ok there have to be easier ways for one man to make another part of himself. What ever happened to blow jobs for god's sake? Swallow some sperm, there ya go, he's part of you.

Best Junk Mail
 

I knew it! I hate you.

Travesty of Justice
 

swallowing semen is gross, leagl. Ick. it's still kinda lunchtime for some people! Shame on you.

Best Junk Mail
 

what G3 was trying to say, but lacked the balls to spit out, is that even in the present tense, your motto is pretty weak. Now that I don't have to suck up anymore, I will say it.

Even in the present tense, your motto is pretty weak.

paigow and I request that you consider a change.

Travesty of Justice
 

What the hell, I bet it's ok on Atkins and everything.

You folks mocking E/O do realize she is still one of the people running the site, right?

Travesty of Justice
 

What? Sperm or Bernd Juergen B.?

Best Junk Mail
 

Fuck you, skank. While you may have an overdeveloped nutcase, I'll still put mine up against yours any day.

Travesty of Justice
 

Both?

Travesty of Justice
 

wait. are we not supposed to banter with the admins? what was the web address for that other site again?

Travesty of Justice
 

You apparently typed it in by mistake....

Travesty of Justice
 

Banter away. I was just checking.