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Breasticle day
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Prepare To Be Amazed!
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"The goat is nothing to worry about, The Goatsucker is good, happy and amusing. He is a pleasant bandit. The mare and the horse, Are part of the flock, And if you put them out, The Goatsucker sucks them. Remember the Goatsucker, When you open the door, Take care that he doesn't get in, to even eat the cockroaches. He sucks you like the devil, Even if you're a rooster. He loves liver, and also blood and bellies. And everyone is out looking for him, And they don't see him sucking. And if you see him driving, It's because he escaped from me. And this is the end of the story, And it is no lie. The Goatsucker is in Miami, sucking all the crocodiles." |
Reality TV Update & Spoilers
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Reality TV Update & Spoilers
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How Would Jesus Park?
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I love this anti-PC trend. Much as "liberal" now means "touchy feely communist," PC has come to mean "oversensitivity to an extreme." Are you upset because people who have been shit on for generations now demand to be treated with respect? I don't get it. Sure, some people are hypersensitive. But what's the alternative? Going back to the way it was, when the oh-so-funny stereotypes were accompanied by slurs and actual hatred? Fuck that. And no one is stopping you from being non-PC. You just don't like it when someone gets pissed at you because you think whatever you said shouldn't have pissed them off. That makes sense. Being politically correct is a form of respect. Saying, "I'm going to call that guy a Chinaman because Asian-American is just way too PC," is nuts. So what's your problem really, hypersensitivity or political correctness? Because the two are not synonymous. TM |
cause I'm as free as a bir - eeeeeeeeee
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Breasticle day
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How Would Jesus Park?
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Mixed Messages
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cause I'm as free as a bir - eeeeeeeeee
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[I've taken too many softballs this week.] |
Spoiler Timmy and BB4
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Erika is ~32. She bears some resemblance to my fiance, so I'm a big fan. Jack seems happily married, though. Once it's down to 3, there's an HoH competition and winner decides who they take to the finals. Last year it involved Lisa, Danielle and Jason in the pool doing a Survivor/Hands on a Hardbody thing where Lisa easily outlasted J&D. Dana will not get a single vote this week, even from Justin. Bank on it. Alison is the highest of high comedy. She is so stupid-petty about this Dana thing. Ever heard of the high road? Of course not. Penna sorority TRASH. Last night, the "Nathan-is-gay" thing cracked my ass up. I don't think Nathan is gay, Auntie Twats. You would have liked Big Brother 2 and 3. Too bad you missed em. Big Brother 1 wasn't much, though I fondly think back about crazy Brittany, stupid Curtis, and of course, Chicken George. |
How Would Jesus Park?
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As a feminist, I think that if we can't laugh at the stupidity of the people responsible for the predicament we're in occasionally, and the use and misuse of our own academic analyses, we might as well all throw ourselves off cliffs, because the reality of the situation is too fucking horrible and depressing. Humor exposes the folly of the oppressor and gives people a lift from daily life. Lighten the fuck up. |
Tying it all together somehow
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P (why do you think Coors Light keeps running those annoying ads with songs about the love of twins?) D |
Another way to look at the results of Last Comic Standing
The fact that 35% of the people voted for the winner means that 65% of the people did not. The problem was that those 65% split their votes in an inefficient way. I'd bet that the comic who eventually won would not have gotten more than 40% in a heads-up vote between em and the comic who came second.
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Invitation hell.
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