Advice
 

Cite please.

Attractive people
 

I hear wigs are all the rage....no need to overprocess hair. In the alternative, you could get a brunette on the side. Variety is the spice of life.

Advice
 

Exactly.

Sometimes I just read too fast. . .
 

First time I read this, I thought it said did you ever ride one of the alphabet twins?

Whew! And here I was thinking I wasn't up on my pop culture references.

Advice
 

As a platonic friend, where do you see me? Assume I'm 6'11", handsome Italian guy. And so you know, its not a "little thing" I have. I wear size 15 shoes for goodness sakes.

Slave
 

I have no hope of ever out Str8ing Str8, but I once ran into Robin at a Target. Looked exactly the same as on the show, and she wasn't watching where the fuck she was going with her cart.

On an unrelated note, I've never spent any time there, but every woman* I've ever met from Wisconsin has been gorgeous. And we're not really talking about a small sample size, either.

Weird that.

* This is not hyperbole, but posting images of ugly Wisc. women really isn't required.

Advice
 

If Senor Hombre makes an appearance, his close personal friends Herr Mann and Istermay Anmay won't be far behind.

I'm sure this one will go to TM's head
 

Good lord this show needs to be stopped dead in its tracks.

Reason one is to avoid encouraging more pasty whitefolks to use ghetto slang, b/c you know that's what the producers will consider 'hip'. Any middle-aged white male caught using the words 'bling-bling' really ought to be bitch-slapped on the spot, and that's only one example.

Maybe they can get Snoop Dog to executive produce, you know he's cool and hasn't sold out more than a million times or so.

Attractive people
 

For sheer volume of really good-looking women, I have to go with Houston. I have never seen a larger number of walk-into-a-wall grgeous women anywhere else in my entire life.

Reality on Reality TV (Survivor Spoiler)
 

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Tonight was the first time I've ever cried while watching reality TV. It wasn't big weepy tears but I got a little teary when I read the message at the end of the episode that Jenna M's mom died just 8 days after she got home. From the spoiler sites I knew her mom had died but I thought it was while she was still in the show.

In less emotional scenes, I can't believe Rupert wanted to build a log cabin with a basement ON THE BEACH DURING THE RAINY SEASON! Did he think he'd been transported to the PBS reality series about life on the Plains?

Slave
 

Joanne Liebler, baby. That's where it's at. Anyone telling you otherwise is lying to you straight in the face.

Photographs well, my ass. Rewatch the building a log home from scratch series during her reign.


PS. He's looked like a total wuss ever since he shaved off the mustache when she left. you know it. I know it.

Slave
 

Huh. We will have to agree to disagree. When he was wearing the mustache and they were playing "Dean and Joanne are a couple," I assumed she was the beard to his moustache. He seems more straight to me shaven. In my neck of the woods, mustache = bigtime gay. Ty, for example. Or Hank's mom.

P.S. I have to agree Jo-Jo is bangable in the photos I found of her. But I never found her sexy on the show. Weird that. Every guy remembers the entirely unsexy girl who his mom insisted was "pretty." In a word, Jo-Jo.

Advice
 

Why should the old guys get all the action?

p(not exactly a Spanish Timmy, but the "ni" is a poor substitute for a "ñ")c

Slave
 

If by unsexy you mean "not willing to do anal" than I agree.

You know, some of us who won't let you do us up the patootie can really be a whole lot of fun in other ways.

Reality on Reality TV (Survivor Spoiler)
 

Do "spoiler spaces" actually work? Why can't we just have a "spoiler" button in addition to the "http://" "@" and "IMG" buttons in the posting interface which automatically puts spoiler text in white (so as to blend in with the background)? That way, anyone who wants to read a spoiler would have to affirmatively highlight the spoiler text to see it.

For example (highlight the text below):

I found it odd that the "color" menu does not include white. White seems to blend in better than silver, which is the lightest option listed.