Yesterday
 

She has pretty eyes. I didn't see her ass in that picture.

Attention: Gray Pubes!
 

With the exception of this board, "Betty" went out of style with "box" - around 1998. Its last known use was when Denison Phi Psi pledge Pete Karliss remarked "Damn, look at those betties" to brother Mark "Balls" McCarthy, at which point McCarthy slapped Karliss in the forehead and said "that's fucking cheesy."

Yesterday
 

A face that pretty can get away with some ratio problems. So much of it's in the eyes.

Attention: Gray Pubes!
 

I would be concerned about colors running from the pussywipes.

Ye scurvy dogs
 

Before today, I had no idea that national TLPD was so wide-spread. I really thought it was a KROQ thing.

(Who needs THR/DV when you have Ralph Garman's showbiz news?!)

Yesterday
 

She has perfect cheekbones and gorgeous eyes. Her nose is a little odd, and she might have a slightly lazy eye. All those little flaws make her even fucking hotter. I like slight defects in the product. It's like a handmade suit.

Attention: Gray Pubes!
 

oohhhh that's my new nickname for you FunBetty and I will think of pube dye. ha ha.

Yesterday
 

When I'm in my "I'm rating you" mode, far be it for me to say but if a chick's face is all out of wack she loses hotness quotient in my book. Eveness and symmetry and balance in features to me contributes in part to beauty and only unusual exceptions really look stunning to that rule. carolyn murphy is a good example she ain't all that now, but her features are fairly even and symmetrical in nature.

Yesterday
 

Fuck her. But what about Tiger's wife?

http://www.bongonews.com/StoryImages/elin_nordegren.jpg

http://www.littletigersworld.com/ima...ren_model6.jpg

TM

Yesterday
 

see? she has symmetrical features. what is her name, Elin Nordgren or something?

Yesterday
 

I would. Her, too.

...and I think my wife'd give me a pass. She'd understand. Who wouldn't?

Yesterday
 

This board is making me bored with pretty pretty girls. Or I'm cranky because it's early.

Edgy
 

So Clinton is speaking here today and the other day the President? was here and the UN Gen. Assembly was happening...all Secret Service Agents, hundreds of cops. The whole motorcade thing is making me edgy. It makes feel very post 9/11 again. I mean I love that aspect of NY but it makes me nervous simultaneously as well. Is that normal?

Attention: Gray Pubes!
 

I would not disagree with FunBetty, but she already said she doesn't have pubes. You'll have to think of something else.

Yesterday
 

The French woman was much more interesting, and beautiful. This woman looks like a plumped-up Susan Partridge.

Attention: Gray Pubes!
 

Eww. TMI.

Yesterday
 

• "My wife, yes, she has been a model prior, and she did do some bikini photos," Woods said. "But to link her to porn web sites and such is unacceptable, and I no not accept that at all. Neither does our team."

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/200...x.html?cnn=yes

Yesterday
 

2. I think I'm burned out on bland prettiness. It may be a hazard of living in LA. Really, really sick of blondes.

Attention: Gray Pubes!
 

aren't the wipes for inter-labia use? how hairy are the women you've dated?

Yesterday
 

is it hard to keep floppy tits sitting symetrically?

Yesterday
 

I love it. It's like the newspaper got TM to speak in a restrained, Irish wit. I was almost expecting a momma joke.

• Most American golfers are married to women who cannot keep their clothes on in public," the magazine wrote. "Is it too much to ask that they leave them at home for the Ryder Cup? Consider the evidence. Tiger Woods' wife can be found in a variety of sweaty poses on porn sites."

Yesterday
 

What do you think got me thinking about her?

TM

Yesterday
 

I thought this rule only applied to strippers.

Yesterday
 

alleged floppy tits. My tits aren't floppy. if you are asking, Hank if containing big tits evenly in a bra--the answer is you need an expensive well made French bra which I do.

Yesterday
 

Bingo! Her body is amazing, but her face looks too much like Susan Partridge.

She is fine . . .
 

http://www.dealante.com/upload/nodos.../doc-38932.jpg

And yes, there is a god:

Toples pics

Yesterday
 

I put blondes in the same category as everyone else. I think that french anchor looks strange in that photo. I do not subscribe to the view that certain types of beauty are exotic. That just means non-white and/or foreign, as far as I can tell.* The simple fact is, either you're pretty or you're not.

Anyway, I understand what you're saying. I went out in LA awhile back and every single woman looked exactly the same -- blonde, fake lips, fake tits, nose job, super skinny. That shit gets boring fast. It's like they're all trying to be the same person.

And it amazes me how many men judge the attractiveness level of a city on just how many of this type of woman live there. Whenever someone asks about where the hot women are, the answer is always the places where the concentrations of these girls are high. It's silly.

TM

*The corollary to this is "the girl or boy next door" or "classic" good looks. As far as I can tell, all these things mean: white. In my mind, Taye Diggs has classic good looks, because I tend to think "classic" means very chiseled, strong features. But I've never seen anyone who wasn't white described this way. Similary, no one seems to have lived next to a hispanic, asian or black person.

Yesterday
 

I agree. Tiger's wife never did it for me. But the French woman is gorgeous - amazing eyes. I also love her hair color.

Yesterday
 

And in the soccer kind of football, they don't stop the clock every 3-5 seconds.

Is Wednesday night another football-watching night? Like Monday?

She is fine . . .
 

Yesterday
 

http://www.technochitlins.com/archiv...VSD2-thumb.jpg

I think she is very attractive. But her nose looks so fake that it gets in the way of her beauty.

TM

Yesterday
 

But for the extra toe, I'd say Halle has "classic" good looks.

Yesterday
 

Dude, you'd jack off in her ass-shadow if given the chance.

Any dude who thinks anything other than "I'd cum in 3 seconds if I saw her naked" is crazy, gay or full of shit.

Yesterday
 

Holy cow, she looks TOTALLY DIFFERENT without the TV makeup (and tan? -- not sure if that is makeup too).

ETA she looks like a fairly normal -- prettier than average, but not gorgeousness -- woman in this picture.

Yesterday
 

I think the etymological root of the word exotic is "foreign". So yes, its use reinforces the idea that white is the norm and all else is not the norm. Which is, of course, wrong.

I once was told that I looked exotic. I don't think this person had anything wrong with his eyesight, so I attributed it to the fact that I'm part French. And France is a Latin country. So I'm a Latina (which should be obvious to anyone who has ever seen me). Or maybe that person was just dumb.

Yesterday
 

Short hair is exotic. And you don't look like the stereotypical girl next door, even though you are both white and pretty.

Yesterday
 

You would think by now Thurgreed would reserve judgement until he sees bare foot shots. Once bitten, twice shy?



* at a block party last week my neighbor was playing his IPOd. He said he had everything, so I asked him to play Mott the Hoople, trying to be, you know obscure- he had some- turns out he was a fan. Then i ask for Prarie Rose, from the 4th Roxy Music album- he was a big big fan of early Roxy. What are the odds?

Yesterday
 

what is the most digits you have on any one hand/foot?

Yesterday
 

Clearly there is nothing wrong with fringey today!!

You are nice to indulge me.

Yesterday
 

Jesus Christ, pony. We get it. All of these women are very attractive. They are so far above what you see on the street that it seems stupid to critique them at all. None of them would give me a second look. We would all jerk off to her ass shadow while she's taking a shit with you in the room sucking on her daddy's dick. We get it.

Every comment made with regard to any of these women is relative. You know this. So I don't know why you spend so much time repeating yourself unless you're just challenging yourself to come up with crazier, more vivid ways of saying, "She's hot."

TM