Quit Bitchin -- It Could Have Been Worse
 

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Doesn't ghoulash normally have ground meat or meat chunks? We aren't talking noodles and sausage links. How in the hell did she identify a little piece of meat as dick meat? I mean, if it was just a piece of the shaft how would you know it is dick? Wait, no, I don't want to know.

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May I just say FUCK? The bulldog will probably be safe this week. I love how she is gonna screw the Oklahomo (i like it) bc she thinks the alliance isnt clutch anymore. That means she has no alliance except to Justin who will put his ambiguously homoerotic relationships with Robert and Jee ahead of her. I would love it if he put up Allison and Nathan but sadly it will probaly be Nathan and either Erika or Jack. Both of whom I like a lot. Could be Jun I suppose but the Jee thing might give her a buffer assuming he tells his boys about their alliance which he is dumb enough to do. I agree Jun is a threat when the alliance should not trust her given how she voted against them two weeks ago.

I heart this show.

Quit Bitchin -- It Could Have Been Worse
 

Reminds me of the time that I was working in a restaurant and a customer complained that there was a chicken butt in his quesadilla. It was recognizable because of the anal opening. He was correct and (of course) his meal was comped. Though I'm not sure he ever returned to the restaurant, and the experience might have turned him veggie. Guess it's true what they say, parts is parts.

QESG
 

Apropos of nothing, does anyone happen to be familiar with a website that ranks sales/rentals of adult videos and DVDs (either amazon.com style or industrywide)?

I saw about 45 seconds of QESG the other night, and it just happened to be when they turned up the straight guy's copy of "My Baby Got Back #10". I've been morbidly curious as to whether exposure on the show has bumped up sales/rentals.

If enough of the audience is gay or female or both, it may have no impact at all, I'd just like to know.

No Slot C Rippage
 

I vehemently disagree for several reasons.

First, I know many people who have had slot C action as early as high school. Many people engage in that action when young because, as most women will state... "They don't know just how uncomfortable it can be." Others dig it. One girl I sort of dated in high school loved it. I was always kind of lukewarm on it. At that age, all sex is good sex... why not sample everything on the smorgasbord?

A really wierd explanation I heard about the Bryant debacle was that Kobe used slot C to avoid a possible paternity suit down the road. Sounds like bullshit to me.

Allegedly, the victim has 6 stitches. Kobe's obviously packing major sausage...

No Slot C Rippage
 

Ouch!!!

And thank you for the visual image that is now burning in my brain as I get ready for a meeting with my new boss that will involve various BB4 and Survivor mental mind game techniques. Now that they have restructured my department I really should start watching those shows for helpful hints on how to survive in the work place.

Anne
Slot C you ask? No way, no how!!

No Slot C Rippage
 

GF said that she had heard something about previous Kobe conquests requiring medical treatment. Has anyone else heard this?

Bennifer and J.Lo - Please kill this thread
 

The hype around these two is really pathetic. That we as a country find these two interesting clearly indicates a lack of good entertainment choices.

The only thing these two will have left after their personal Ishtar leeaves the theatres is hype. I'd like nothing more than to see them just go away. Their utterly dull lives are already taking up more space in my paper than Iraq. And its the same crap over and over - Jenny's mad because her ass was air-brushed. Ben may or may not have fallen off the wagon. Who really cares? This is not good gossip - its total hype. Everyone who feeds this juggernaut of dull commentary is doing exactly what some PR guru in LA wants - saving the careers of two rapidly fading soon-to-be has-beens.

Next thing you know, they'll split and both will work for scale in edgy indie flicks, just like every other hype creation created, chewed up and spit out by Hollywood. Same pattern every time - just change the names and addictions. Everybody in the gig, from the readers of the pap garbage about these two all the way up to the two of them themselves, are being controlled like puppets by PR people. I ask you, the reader, do you like being played by some PR cat? Drop this fucking worthless hype topic and find something worthwhile to obsess over...

S(the only thing more pathetic than these two is reading about and giving a shit about them)D

No Slot C Rippage
 

Oh, hell, you have to try everything once. I've had a chick pull the "prostate exam" move on me... Ain't my thing, but a buddy swears by it. Why not at least try every orifice? You only live once - you might be missing something you dig.

S(don't be heinous, explore the anus)D

No Slot C Rippage
 

ESPN reported two 911 calls from his home to treat undisclosed women. One in May, one in early July. One woman hospitalized. The other treated in the home.

No Slot C Rippage
 

I knew a chick like this in HS. She took it up the butt because (i) she didn't want to get pregnant (apparently condom use was beyond her) and (ii) she didn't feel it was right to deny sex to one's boyfriend. While I know many on this board will hail her for (ii), even if the reasoning was just an excuse to do something she enjoyed but knew others might consider pervy, I think we all need to acknowledge that she's an idiot (even though she was a really nice girl). How do we know she's an idiot? Because she told everyone. Let's say her name was "Gertrude." The phrase "the G position" became common slang in my HS within 2 weeks, and this girl never caught on to what people found funny about it or what it meant, even though it appeared in the school paper, various school radio broadcasts, and several graduation-related speeches. If anyone else was doing it, they definitely weren't talking.

BR(the fact that she was chubby, short and had a rather violently snub nose and therefore jokes about the G position were often embroidered with images of piggies on all fours squealing didn't help)C

No Slot C Rippage
 

And people say kids are cruel.

The Really Good Thing About the California Recall
 

It takes the focus off of how screwed up things are in Texas. I'm sure the 11 dems in New Mexico agree...*



*note: this post is not a criticism of the 11 dems in NM

No Slot C Rippage
 

Those from the South should recognize:

(iii) Debutante Virgins.

No Slot C Rippage
 

So, to pull a popular move around here and turn a topic into my own, I remember seeing in the French flick "Fat Girl" that the cad-eventual-deflower told this girl that having anal intercourse would allow her to remain a virgin, but still be a demonstration of her love.

Anyone ever had this line tried on them?