Ok, I have to go now. You people (read Mods and Slave) had better fucking behave or when I come back, I'll...do nothing.


Later

Best Junk Mail
 

oh. bygones. was confused by your reference to "lunatic mods" when you meant "lunatic admins".

Best Junk Mail
 

Nuts!

http://www.tabletools.com/ttools/ima...g/wcT74000.jpg

Nuts!

http://www.alohafriends.com/web%20ar...ker_girl_2.JPG

Crack those Nuts!

Best Junk Mail
 

Watch your damn mouth!!! That shit hurtz.

Best Junk Mail
 

Sadly, no. I was worried there'd be those worms that crawl into people's ears.

Confidential to Ty
 

Ponies?

Confidential to Ty
 

If we're all going to get tax cuts, let's get ponies too. And free beer.

Best Junk Mail
 

Shouldn't that be Tima instead? Since "Timmy" is a diminutive form of "Timothy," the Spanish analogue would be "Timo"* which is a diminutive of "Timoteo."

* With the corresponding feminine form being "Tima".

ETA: I think "me" should be "mi" (that is, if you were trying to indicate a possessive). But then again, what do I know? My first language wasn't Spanish and I don't live in Texas. :eek:

birth charts
 

If you know something about birth charts, can you maybe explain this one to me?

birth charts
 

That's easy. Acid.

eta: there are no drugs tests on the internet.

birth charts
 

Sorry, my German is very rusty.

Confidential to Ty
 

Dude, please. Beer with my tax cut?

Promise me wine with my tax cut and then I'll vote for you in the primaries.

P.S. your birth chart says you're a slow learner on the Mason Dixon line. So stay away from there.

Cat Woman
 

Then I'm not a true cat person. I know for sure that the only reason my 2 cats don't leave me for a better gig is that they don't have opposable thumbs to open the front door and I won't let them out. So I must own them.

Cat Woman
 

Is the humane society aware of this? I thought some court had struck down the "enemy combatent" thingy and you weren't allowed to treat beings born in the US this badly.

Fashion news
 

Ah! A variation on the Chewbacca defense. Well played!

Not looking to get rich, HA
 

Green River killer's car for sale

Quote on ebay...Whoever purchases this vehicle has the legal right to know who the former owner was on the vehicle.The former owner was Gary L. Ridgway all so known as the Green River Killer this is the facts of the car I am not looking to get rich off of the sale of the car I am only asking $12,000. I purchased the vehicle in 1996 directly from Gary Ridgway from an ad in the Kent News Journal. At the time no one knew he was the Green River Killer, I do not know him personally and at the time he was a very likable person. I was contacted by the Green River Task Force last year and asked to notify them who buys the car.If you want a car with history this has it. My wife said it's time to sell she does not like driving in the car.

I understand the wife not wanting to own the car anymore, but the statement that he is not looking to get rich by asking $12k for an '89 Sable with 120k miles is pushing the limits.

Str8 Talk on the Super Bowl
 

I know many of you are curious as to what it's like to live in the host city of a Super Bowl, and many more of you are curious for a glimpse of the world offered by the unrestricted celebrity party access of a World Ruler.

This sort of access was not required for my first celebrity sighting. As I left work a Mercedes flanked by 4 valets with a car cover over the windows was going the wrong way up a one way street. They eventually had to lift the car cover for him to steer and I say a white guy with gray hair. I don't know who he was, but anyone doing anything this obnoxious obviously has the desperate need for attention that comes with celebrity. Like anyone would notice a white guy in a Mercedes in Houston.

Surely, it would be better at the Maxim Party, this year's hottest ticket. Limos and Lades are so played out. So I went to the bustling Galleria area to look for more stylish transport. Unfortuantely, I was delayed for a couple of hours after I asked a cop if he knew where I could get a good Hummer for $300. This misunderstanding was quickly cleared up, but I was late getting downtown to catch the shuttle to the Maxim Party. When I learned the party was being held in a secret, undisclosed location, I decided not to go. Fuck that. I didn't make myself look this good just to hang out in Cheney's lair. Been there, done that.

I decided to go the BET Party being held at the Pavillion. Having watched BET late at night a few times, I was pretty sure of the kind of party this would be and certain that I could establish myself as "down with it." Because of my delays, many others arrived at the party before I did.

Including the Fire Marshall. I must grudgingly admit admiration for this guy. Nobody knows how he is or how he got his job. He just shows in his little uniform, announces the place is at capacity, and no one - advance ticket purchasers, celebrities, World Rulers - I mean NO ONE gets in until somebody else leaves.

During my wait, I was able to gaze longingly through the window at good times being had inside. e/o and OddMan were obviously the hit of the party. The dj even dedicated the evening to e/o's ass. Coltrane was dancing in a cage with tassles on his nipples (don't ask me to explain - I'm just reporting facts) while Sequels seemed hypnotized by a man palming a basketball. She was calling him Daddy, but they did not appear to be related. I'm sure he was somebody famous. I am also sure I spotted many other celebrities through the window, but, well, it was dark. I have heard - this is just rumor - that Thurgreed received an image award, something about being seen with the Ratio Girl that's good for his image or something. Bear in mind this is unconfirmed.

Dejected and tired of waiting for enough people to exit the party (doesn't anyone leave their drugs in the car anymore?), I headed home, but not before stopping at the exclusive Super Bowl convenience store event for a few Beck's 20 ozers (keepin' it real, dawg). The parking lot was standard Super Bowl transports - more limos and Lades.

The store itself was full of the limo drivers fetching refreshments. As I'm sure you are aware, limo drivers are fertile sources for exclusive Super Bowl gossip. For example, I learned that Catbird's will be serving free hotdogs during the big game. The phrase heard most often yelled out the door? "No Cristal. Is Corona okay?"

I finsihed off this exciting evening watching exclusive celebrity Super Bowl coverage outside some of the parties on our local 24-hour local news channel. A reporter discussed strategies for spotting celebrities with some of the locals. This hard-hitting look at celebrity-spotting concluded with the best quote of the Super Bowl so far. "If I was a celebrity, I would help them," he said. "But then if I was a celebrity, I wouldn't be on News 24 Houston."

I will continue to provide updates. I am headed to the Galleria this afternoon, and I'm sure I will spot an offensive lineman or two inside Urban Outfitters.

P.S. More on the guy who tried to hit on Tara Reid but she was too fucked up to talk as details emerge.

Best Junk Mail
 

I was always very complimentary of your tits & ass.

tax(I plan to remain so, for the record)wonk

Mutant Tiger Stuff
 

Berry's plan for tiger riles Fund for Animals

Halle Berry is getting what-for from the Fund for Animals. She has been urged by the wildlife protection group not to turn a rare Bengal tiger from the "Catwoman" movie set into her personal pet. Various press reports indicate that Berry wants to keep the tiger, who has already caused havoc by attacking a film executive's fish tank. (Has she forgotten the tale of cat munchie Roy Horn from Vegas act Siegfried & ?)

The fund warned that keeping tigers in captivity is not only cruel, but extremely dangerous.

In their natural habitat, tigers live in evergreen and monsoon forests and have large home ranges of up to 400 square miles. Tigers also have complex nutritional and emotional needs which, in captivity, require expensive and expert veterinary care. Even those people who have the best of intentions ultimately expose captive tigers to inhumane conditions, the Fund maintains.


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Str8 Talk on the Super Bowl
 

Much more to report, but I need to get the hangar. Look for me on tv. I'll be in the black herlicopter.

MTV: wet cheerleader boobage
 

I'll give this to bubba sparxxx, he knows how to market music with sex appeal. His video "In the mud" gets a lot of mileage from cheerleaders shaking their boobs and bums for the camera. The music isn't bad either: link to MTV's bubba sparxx page

emode
 

Sheee-it, me a ray of sunshine? Ha, ha, ha.

boobies and the superbowl
 

so was the exposure of JJ's breast by JT an accident? If planned, who knew about it beforehand (possible choices -- JT; JJ and JL and their PR people; the network and JT and JJ and their PR people)

I can't believe I didn't even see this and I am the first to post about it.

Edited to change letters because apparently I can't distinguish between "L" and "T"

Edited again to say I will let SS explain his streaking escapade himself.

boobies and the superbowl
 

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I went a little nuts when the squib-kick fiasco blew my 4-7 square for the $250 halftime pot.

Bail money, anyone?

boobies and the superbowl
 

I started watching about two minutes before the boob; the SFC missed it because he was multitasking and finishing the Sunday paper.

Having seen the clip repeated on the 11 news, it definitely looks deliberate, at least on JT's part. In the AP still photo, Janet looks shocked.

One wide shot of the field before the 2nd half kickoff showed that the streaker was apparently Irish step-dancing. O-kayyyy.

tm

Close up of the Nip
 

Spree - close up of the nip:

http://www.drudgereport.com/jjt.jpg

Drudge claims it was planned:

http://www.drudgereport.com/mattjj.htm

Spree - more pics of tit:

http://us.news1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com...2794264459.jpg
http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com...owl_sbx181.jpg

Poll: What Would Justin Do?
 

http://www.sfgate.com/chronicle/pict...uperbowl07.jpg

So here's the poll:

Were Justin and Janet merely the victims of a "wardrobe malfunction" or was their stunt intentional?

My vote: intentional.

And doesn't Justin look like a serial killer in this shot?

If you check the drudge story, he links to a Viacom press release pre-game that intimated something shocking would happen.

Poll: What Would Justin Do?
 

Man, he is already showing signs of facial aging. How old is he? He already has mid-face sag.

Poll: What Would Justin Do?
 

It has to be intentional, unless she always wears pasties over her nips. Coltrane, doesn't that get a little uncomfortable?

When CBS announced there would be a special guest performance, who could have imagined they meant "boobie"?

Report from party:

Watching the Super Bowl in huuuuge HDTV was amazing. Actually better than being there. Or so we consoled ourselves. Had we been there, we wouldn't have been able to play spot the toupee, poor shaver, and most ridiculous jewelry.

Of the ads, I loved the Chevrolet ad with the kids with bars of soap in their mouths and the NFL Network ad with members of my team (and others) singing "Tomorrow." The most talk was of the new Cadillac convertible. Rather than freeze-framing the boobie (since all the men were outside), we paused at the car during the mvp presentation.

Confidential to Shape Shifter:

Dude, wax.

Poll: What Would Justin Do?
 

I also think that it was intentional. Why would you wear an outfit with a rip off breast piece if you weren't going to rip it off? More importantly, after viewing the close-up pic that Not Me posted, I don't think that JJ is wearing a pastie. It looks more like a little silver sun thing that fits on the nipple like a ring. Like a nipple ring. Except no piercing. Cool.

And JT looks like a chia pet.

aV

Poll: What Would Justin Do?
 

Yowzaa.

From the long shot, it looked like a pastie, but close up, clearly a nipple cover.

Poll: What Would Justin Do?
 

Yes, I believe someone posted a link to a website where those nipple rings were for sale. Alas that was a long time ago and I never saved the link. So I lack ornamentation. Maybe someone with diamond hard nips will repost the link.

Poll: What Would Justin Do?
 

You can find the link (and more photos) here, including the lizard's big moment. Not really work-safe, but I am sure everyone else is looking at it, too.

Poll: What Would Justin Do?
 

Damn, all these years I watched boring superbowls (ok sort of watched) this year I skip it and look at what I miss.

I'm so bummed. How were the commercials?

Poll: What Would Justin Do?
 

I thought the commercials totally sucked. There was one semi-funny one with a fresh pet monkey (Flinty!), but I don't even recall what product was being sold, so I guess it wasn't that good.

Poll: What Would Justin Do?
 

The new Dodge Magnum, which helps you get the monkey off your back by getting a hot family car.

Here is espn's round-up: http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page3...ilbrick/040202

Poll: What Would Justin Do?
 

I don't think that was the one the ncs was referring to. There was another monkey commerical where a guy brings his date home and has a pet monkey. When he goes to get some bud light, the monkey begins talking and gets a little fresh with the date.

I actually liked the NFL players singing "The Sun Will Come Out Tommorow" the best.

And while I did like the look of the new Cadillac convertible, I just didn't get the whole desert, car in a big water bubble thing.

aV

Poll: What Would Justin Do?
 

I completely forgot that ad. Clearly, it made a big impact.

Poll: What Would Justin Do?
 

Yes, two commercials with chimpanzees - which the Dodge commercial incorrectly called a monkey. I thought both were pretty lame. Chimps are so Internet bubble. And is the lack of a cool family car really an monkey on one's back? It was such a catchy concept (radical family car) that they could have done so much with it. Instead they just brought back vague memories of ETrade.

I liked the donkey/clydesdale commercial for Budweiser, and the American Chopper AOL commercials, but I think that for anyone who hasn't seen the show, they probably would be much less funny.