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Originally posted by dtb
I saw a picture of her in some silly magazine in... CVS!!! (I am ashamed) the other day, and thought that she appeared to have gained rather a lot of poundage.

Sometimes I wish I had those hooters though. That wish is generally pretty fleeting however. FYI.

Shape Shifter

08-29-2006 05:52 PM

Scissoring

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Originally posted by taxwonk
I thought you'd found work. I realize that NYC can be expensive, but there must be other options. The surgery rarely goes as well as you'd like, it's very expensive, and (no offense here, I only have your best interests at heart) you really just aren't that pretty.

Perhaps there's a Kinko's or something?

That's easy for you to say from your podunk suburb of a second-rate city. I live in a high-octane city where everything is tough. I need every competitive advantage I can get. Cufflinks don't grow on trees, you know.

Plus, I heard that dtb is thinking of going lesbo.

SlaveNoMore

08-29-2006 05:53 PM

Jennifer Love Hewitt

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NotFromHere
Has she gotten heavier or is this a bad dress?

http://www.starmagazine.com/media/15...lovehewitt.jpg

um.....nice hair????

Not Bob

08-29-2006 05:54 PM

Jennifer Love Hewitt

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Originally posted by dtb
I saw a picture of her in some silly magazine in... CVS!!! (I am ashamed) the other day, and thought that she appeared to have gained rather a lot of poundage.

I've never been a huge fan of her face (Mrs. NB and I used to argue about whether she or Neve Campbell was hotter, back in the Party of Five days) (and by "argue," I mean that Mrs. NB would say "JLH is way prettier than Neve" as we watched Bailey drink another beer closer to free, and I would silently disagree), but I like her much better with the curves. I read somewhere the day after the Emmy's that she wanted to show that she had hips.

Indeed she does.

SlaveNoMore

08-29-2006 05:56 PM

Jennifer Love Hewitt

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Tyrone Slothrop
Apropos of this, I am reminded that former Red Sox back-up catcher Gary Allenson used to go by the nickname Stump Daddy.

Carry on.

Isn't he batting cleanup for them tonight?

patentparanyc

08-29-2006 05:56 PM

Scissoring

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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
That's easy for you to say from your podunk suburb of a second-rate city. I live in a high-octane city where everything is tough. I need every competitive advantage I can get. Cufflinks don't grow on trees, you know.

Plus, I heard that dtb is thinking of going lesbo.

Since I likes ya shapes, I can give you a map of the "grid" and you can borrow some of my cufflinks.

The high octane, I can buy you lunch if you'd like. trying to help.

dtb	08-29-2006 05:59 PM

Jennifer Love Hewitt

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Originally posted by Not Bob
I've never been a huge fan of her face (Mrs. NB and I used to argue about whether she or Neve Campbell was hotter, back in the Party of Five days) (and by "argue," I mean that Mrs. NB would say "JLH is way prettier than Neve" as we watched Bailey drink another beer closer to free, and I would silently disagree), but I like her much better with the curves. I read somewhere the day after the Emmy's that she wanted to show that she had hips.

Indeed she does.

Neve Campbell annoyed the hell out of me. Her acting "ability" had two speeds, (1) the "Gee, aren't I cute" smile and (2) the frown accompanied by attempted earnestness (indicated by halting breaths and uneven speech).

She was/is better looking than JLH, though.

Neither of them is swaying me towards lesbo, though.

nononono

08-29-2006 05:59 PM

Jennifer Love Hewitt

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But when did she sprout them? For some reason I've always thought of her as thin (as in that BMA photo).

Shape Shifter

08-29-2006 06:01 PM

Follow-up for Wonk

What if you didn't actually have to suck the dick, but you just had to lick balls for a few minutes?

robustpuppy

08-29-2006 06:01 PM

Follow-up for Wonk

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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
What if you didn't actually have to suck the dick, but you just had to lick balls for a few minutes?

he is on record as enjoying curry.

str8outavannuys

08-29-2006 06:03 PM

Hot or Not, Minnesota Style

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Originally posted by NotFromHere
So how does Janey avoid getting voted out this week? Is Chicken Goerge's time up? I think Chill Town's right that Danielle has to go, but it looks like Erika is ignoring their "advice." If they throw the competition, what happens if Erika or Danielle win the POV?

I guess the vote will be 2-1 but do they stab Janey in the back or carry her to the final?

Let's talk about this tomorrow after the POV competition.

ltl/fb

08-29-2006 06:03 PM

Jennifer Love Hewitt

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Originally posted by dtb
Neve Campbell annoyed the hell out of me. Her acting "ability" had two speeds, (1) the "Gee, aren't I cute" smile and (2) the frown accompanied by attempted earnestness (indicated by halting breaths and uneven speech).

She was/is better looking than JLH, though.

Neither of them is swaying me towards lesbo, though.

I don't see the attraction of JLH, but it's more that I think her body has an odd shape and her face is horsey. I think her boobs don't look like they fit her body, and her hips kind of don't either.

And in bed with any newish partner with whom you have a modicum of chemistry, the other person's body is a wonderland.

ltl/fb

08-29-2006 06:04 PM

Follow-up for Wonk

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Originally posted by robustpuppy
he is on record as enjoying curry.

Was it a particular person who was curry-scented, or someone who thought most all guys are curry scented? I can't recall.

patentparanyc

08-29-2006 06:05 PM

Follow-up for Wonk

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
Was it a particular person who was curry-scented, or someone who thought most all guys are curry scented? I can't recall.

Is this racist? gasp.

J. Fred Muggs

08-29-2006 06:05 PM

Follow-up for Wonk

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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
What if you didn't actually have to suck the dick, but you just had to lick balls for a few minutes?

You are about 1 step from inviting him over and asking him to stop at the bodega on the way for jelly or syrup.

SlaveNoMore

08-29-2006 06:06 PM

Follow-up for Wonk

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Shape Shifter
What if you didn't actually have to suck the dick, but you just had to lick balls for a few minutes?

Sounds like Ironweed's job description.

Did you just call me Coltrane?

08-29-2006 06:06 PM

Jennifer Love Hewitt

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Originally posted by NotFromHere

http://www.lacoctelera.com/myfiles/c...e%20hewitt.jpg

I think she looks sexy there, but I'm biased.

Tyrone Slothrop

08-29-2006 06:07 PM

Jennifer Love Hewitt

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Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
Isn't he batting cleanup for them tonight?

I think they're just planning to fly in the Double-A line-up.

greatwhitenorthchick

08-29-2006 06:07 PM

Follow-up for Wonk

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
Was it a particular person who was curry-scented, or someone who thought most all guys are curry scented? I can't recall.

IIRC tax hottie (sniff) and her bf thought that his balls smelled faintly of curry. Although probably he just took her word for it.

ltl/fb

08-29-2006 06:12 PM

Follow-up for Wonk

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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
IIRC tax hottie (sniff) and her bf thought that his balls smelled faintly of curry. Although probably he just took her word for it.

Oh, I remember now. I miss her. Get her back.

No, ppnyc, I don't think it had anything to do with race. Someone whiter than wonderbread I was seeing for a while started to smell like tacos. I didn't like that AT ALL.

patentparanyc

08-29-2006 06:13 PM

Follow-up for Wonk

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
Oh, I remember now. I miss her. Get her back.

No, ppnyc, I don't think it had anything to do with race. Someone whiter than wonderbread I was seeing for a while started to smell like tacos. I didn't like that AT ALL.

it has to be what the person eats. and the chemistry and the secretion from their...skin.

ltl/fb

08-29-2006 06:14 PM

Follow-up for Wonk

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Originally posted by patentparanyc
it has to be what the person eats. and the chemistry and the secretion from their...skin.

I opted not to ask about his diet. The chemistry was never all that strong and was wearing very thin.

patentparanyc

08-29-2006 06:15 PM

Follow-up for Wonk

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
I opted not to ask about his diet. The chemistry was never all that strong and was wearing very thin.

did it deter you from going down on him?

ltl/fb

08-29-2006 06:16 PM

Follow-up for Wonk

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Originally posted by patentparanyc
did it deter you from going down on him?

I think it had a detrimental effect on quality and quantity.

str8outavannuys

08-29-2006 06:17 PM

Hot or Not, Minnesota Style

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Originally posted by barely_legal
BB SPOILER -- THIS IS A SPOILER ABOUT WHAT HAS HAPPENED BUT HAS NOT YET BEEN SHOW ON TV

Janey won. Danielle was put up in her place and went absolutely apeshit about it so they are going to vote her ass out on Thursday, suppposedly.

SPOILER

Disagree -- like all other "replacement" nominees, Danielle was doomed even before she went off. I think Erika made a big mistake. Erika's the next big target, unless it's Janelle. But if I'm CT, I know that Erika can't be beat in an endurance competition, which is usually the Final 3 HOH.

So I suspect final 4 is CT, Janelle and George.

taxwonk

08-29-2006 06:18 PM

Scissoring

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Yeah, but unless ou lose the cock, scissoring with dtb is out, and if you do lose the cock, you give up the freak market which is the only real market you'll have because, as I noted before, you aren't pretty.

Shape Shifter

08-29-2006 06:19 PM

Scissoring

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Originally posted by taxwonk
Yeah, but unless ou lose the cock, scissoring with dtb is out, and if you do lose the cock, you give up the freak market which is the only real market you'll have because, as I noted before, you aren't pretty.

People ogle me all the time. You're being overly harsh.

taxwonk

08-29-2006 06:20 PM

Follow-up for Wonk

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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
What if you didn't actually have to suck the dick, but you just had to lick balls for a few minutes?

You really seem to have lot of emotional investment in this. Have I done anything to lead you on? If so, I apologize.

You do have nice hair, though.

taxwonk

08-29-2006 06:21 PM

Follow-up for Wonk

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Originally posted by robustpuppy
he is on record as enjoying curry.

Tim...Curry. Not lizard curry.

taxwonk

08-29-2006 06:22 PM

Follow-up for Wonk

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
Was it a particular person who was curry-scented, or someone who thought most all guys are curry scented? I can't recall.

Tax Hottie had a bf who had curry-scented balls.

patentparanyc

08-29-2006 06:22 PM

Scissoring

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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
People ogle me all the time. You're being overly harsh.

you're hotttt.

taxwonk

08-29-2006 06:22 PM

Follow-up for Wonk

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Originally posted by J. Fred Muggs
You are about 1 step from inviting him over and asking him to stop at the bodega on the way for jelly or syrup.

So it's not just me picking up on a rather pathetic vibe, then?

Shape Shifter

08-29-2006 06:23 PM

Follow-up for Wonk

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Originally posted by taxwonk
Tim...Curry. Not lizard curry.

Fag.

Tyrone Slothrop

08-29-2006 06:24 PM

Scissoring

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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
People ogle me all the time. You're being overly harsh.

Do you ever go to Starbuck's?

taxwonk

08-29-2006 06:25 PM

Scissoring

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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
People ogle me all the time. You're being overly harsh.

That's not really ogling. They're just being vigilant in case you need to be restrained or beaten down or something.

patentparanyc

08-29-2006 06:25 PM

Scissoring

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Originally posted by taxwonk
That's not really ogling. They're just being vigilant in case you need to be restrained or beaten down or something.

you administer beat downs?

dtb	08-29-2006 06:25 PM

Follow-up for Wonk

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
Was it a particular person who was curry-scented, or someone who thought most all guys are curry scented? I can't recall.

I know a guy (yes, a guy - who, as far as I know, is not a gay) who likens the scent of camembert and similar to "a man's crotch".

He's Turkish, though, so that explains it.

taxwonk

08-29-2006 06:28 PM

Scissoring

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Originally posted by patentparanyc
you administer beat downs?

No. But then, I don't live in a high-octane, knife's-edge kind of danger town like all y'all. Here in Chicago, all disputes are settled with the purchase of a sausage and a beer for the offended party.

If that don't work, we shoot the fucker and dump him in the forest preserve.

patentparanyc

08-29-2006 06:30 PM

Scissoring

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Originally posted by taxwonk
No. But then, I don't live in a high-octane, knife's-edge kind of danger town like all y'all. Here in Chicago, all disputes are settled with the purchase of a sausage and a beer for the offended party.

If that don't work, we shoot the fucker and dump him in the forest preserve.

Weiner Circle. And Gino's East. and Giordanos or lou malnattis. yummy.

Spanky

08-29-2006 06:30 PM

I've just about had enough of...

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Originally posted by LessinSF
It helps if you put people on ignore. Since I have at times had Patent Para, Penske, NotFromHere, and LTL/FB on ignore, it removes a lot of the blather without losing much substance.

What day are you returning? Need a ride from the Airport?

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