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Mmmm, Burger (C.J.) 09-20-2006 12:48 PM
Yesterday
 
Quote:
Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick

I once was told that I looked exotic.
Maybe he was recognizing your unique canadianess.

greatwhitenorthchick 09-20-2006 12:49 PM
Yesterday
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
what is the most digits you have on any one hand/foot?
I have five on each. But---my second and third toes on both feet are partially-webbed (almost fully webbed on one foot). Also my big toes are unusually long.

taxwonk 09-20-2006 12:50 PM
Yesterday
 
Quote:
Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
I put blondes in the same category as everyone else. I think that french anchor looks strange in that photo. I do not subscribe to the view that certain types of beauty are exotic. That just means non-white and/or foreign, as far as I can tell.* The simple fact is, either you're pretty or you're not.

Anyway, I understand what you're saying. I went out in LA awhile back and every single woman looked exactly the same -- blonde, fake lips, fake tits, nose job, super skinny. That shit gets boring fast. It's like they're all trying to be the same person.

And it amazes me how many men judge the attractiveness level of a city on just how many of this type of woman live there. Whenever someone asks about where the hot women are, the answer is always the places where the concentrations of these girls are high. It's silly.

TM

*The corollary to this is "the girl or boy next door" or "classic" good looks. As far as I can tell, all these things mean: white. In my mind, Taye Diggs has classic good looks, because I tend to think "classic" means very chiseled, strong features. But I've never seen anyone who wasn't white described this way. Similary, no one seems to have lived next to a hispanic, asian or black person.
Exotic Good Looks:

Sela Ward
Uma Thurman
Tax Wonk

Classic Good Looks:

Taye Diggs
Denzel Washington
Halle Berry
Zhiu Yang (sp?)
Cicely Tyson (30 years ago)

Hank Chinaski 09-20-2006 12:50 PM
Yesterday
 
Quote:
Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Jesus Christ, pony. We get it. All of these women are very attractive. They are so far above what you see on the street that it seems stupid to critique them at all. None of them would give me a second look. We would all jerk off to her ass shadow while she's taking a shit with you in the room sucking on her daddy's dick. We get it.

Every comment made with regard to any of these women is relative. You know this. So I don't know why you spend so much time repeating yourself unless you're just challenging yourself to come up with crazier, more vivid ways of saying, "She's hot."

TM
wait a minute. Was this the standard you applied to PPNYC?

Hank Chinaski 09-20-2006 12:52 PM
Yesterday
 
Quote:
Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I have five on each. But---my second and third toes on both feet are partially-webbed (almost fully webbed on one foot). Also my big toes are unusually long.
that's all good. those will be positive evolutionary mutations once the polar ice caps melt.

ltl/fb 09-20-2006 12:52 PM
Yesterday
 
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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Clearly there is nothing wrong with fringey today!!

You are nice to indulge me.
I want to take the damn day off.

Shape Shifter 09-20-2006 12:53 PM
Yesterday
 
Quote:
Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I have five on each. But---my second and third toes on both feet are partially-webbed (almost fully webbed on one foot). Also my big toes are unusually long.
That is so hot.

eta: May I jack off to your ass shadow while pony sucks your dad's dick?

taxwonk 09-20-2006 12:54 PM
Yesterday
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
You would think by now Thurgreed would reserve judgement until he sees bare foot shots. Once bitten, twice shy?



* at a block party last week my neighbor was playing his IPOd. He said he had everything, so I asked him to play Mott the Hoople, trying to be, you know obscure- he had some- turns out he was a fan. Then i ask for Prarie Rose, from the 4th Roxy Music album- he was a big big fan of early Roxy. What are the odds?
Got 'em.

ltl/fb 09-20-2006 12:54 PM
Yesterday
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Shape Shifter
That is so hot.
The webbed thing -- not so pretty.

ThurgreedMarshall 09-20-2006 12:55 PM
Yesterday
 
Quote:
Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I think the etymological root of the word exotic is "foreign". So yes, its use reinforces the idea that white is the norm and all else is not the norm. Which is, of course, wrong.
Well, the problem with that is I've heard black women (and other racial types of woman) referred to as "exotic" when they (specifically) and generations before them came from this country. I also don't understand why white is considered any less foreign than black. And I think there are white women out there who definitely look "exotic." But maybe I'm just all screwed up because I never closely examined the etymological root of the word and everyone else who uses it has that firm understanding.

Maybe we can change all the references to "Abercrombie" or "Non-Abercrombie."

TM

Replaced_Texan 09-20-2006 12:56 PM
Things that suck
 
another installment in a periodic series.

Going to a chamber music concert at the onset of a cold. I was doing everything I could from loudly hacking up a lung during the movements, and I was (partially) successful, but it totally took away any enjoyment I would have had of the Tokyo String Quartet. (Beehtoven, Webern and Schubert, for those who are interested.)

In a separate category, the cold, no longer in onset stage, sucks too.

ThurgreedMarshall 09-20-2006 01:00 PM
Yesterday
 
Quote:
Originally posted by taxwonk
Exotic Good Looks:

Sela Ward
Uma Thurman
Tax Wonk

Classic Good Looks:

Taye Diggs
Denzel Washington
Halle Berry
Zhiu Yang (sp?)
Cicely Tyson (30 years ago)
The inclusion of one of your examples (see if you can guess which one) renders the point you're trying to make with this list completely ineffective.

TM

Shape Shifter 09-20-2006 01:00 PM
Yesterday
 
Quote:
Originally posted by ltl/fb
The webbed thing -- not so pretty.
But think of how fast she can swim.

ThurgreedMarshall 09-20-2006 01:01 PM
Yesterday
 
Quote:
Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
But---my second and third toes on both feet are partially-webbed (almost fully webbed on one foot).
Please don't show me your feet.

TM

ltl/fb 09-20-2006 01:01 PM
Yesterday
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Shape Shifter
But think of how fast she can swim.
Why do I care?

I think I am actually cranky today.

sebastian_dangerfield 09-20-2006 01:01 PM
Yesterday
 
Quote:
Originally posted by ltl/fb
Holy cow, she looks TOTALLY DIFFERENT without the TV makeup (and tan? -- not sure if that is makeup too).

ETA she looks like a fairly normal -- prettier than average, but not gorgeousness -- woman in this picture.
That's what makes her so "exotically" hot. I disagree with TM's definition of "exotic." I think it does cover foreign chicks, but lately, I think it also covers slightly flawed chicks who are not perfect. Maybe its just a way to describe the anti-LA-prefect-California-blond.

The French chick looks like a woman could meet, and if all things worked, including the Rohypnol in her drink, you might be able to actually land her. That attainableness/regularness is really sexy. But we can't call it "regular" cause that's not very flattering or interesting. So we call it exotic.

...Or I'm just fucking deluded beyond belief and think I can do a lot better than I can, which is more than entirely possible.

taxwonk 09-20-2006 01:02 PM
Yesterday
 
Quote:
Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
The inclusion of one of your examples (see if you can guess which one) renders the point you're trying to make with this list completely ineffective.

TM
Are you suggesting I'm part black?

NotFromHere 09-20-2006 01:04 PM
Yesterday
 
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
I want to take the damn day off.
Join the club. But you are stuck as I am stuck. So deal with it.

In other news. Clay Aiken's new look and comments about the gay rumors.

http://img.timeinc.net/people/i/2006...clay_aiken.jpg

Quote:
On whether he's gay: "What do you say (to that question)? … It's like when I was 8. I remember something would get broken in the house, and Mom and Dad would call me in and say, 'Did you do this?' Well, it didn't matter what I said. The only thing they would believe was yes. … People are going to believe what they want."
That's not a definitive no.

ThurgreedMarshall 09-20-2006 01:05 PM
Yesterday
 
Quote:
Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
That's what makes her so "exotically" hot. I disagree with TM's definition of "exotic." I think it does cover foreign chicks, but lately, I think it also covers slightly flawed chicks who are not perfect. Maybe its just a way to describe the anti-LA-prefect-California-blond.
Actually, I think we agree. If you have a definition of classic good looks that is as inclusive as mine (and apparently Tax-Wonk's-minus-one), then beauty that is substantially different than classic would be exotic.

TM

robustpuppy 09-20-2006 01:05 PM
Yesterday
 
Quote:
Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
http://www.technochitlins.com/archiv...VSD2-thumb.jpg

I think she is very attractive. But her nose looks so fake that it gets in the way of her beauty.

TM
Oh, I don't like this picture so much as Coltrane's. But I still like her hair.

ThurgreedMarshall 09-20-2006 01:05 PM
Yesterday
 
Quote:
Originally posted by taxwonk
Are you suggesting I'm part black?
You wish it were that part.

TM

sebastian_dangerfield 09-20-2006 01:06 PM
Yesterday
 
Quote:
Originally posted by taxwonk
Are you suggesting I'm part black?
No, but your rack is multiples of every other chick's on the list.

Cicely Tyson? Dude, I just looked through her photos? Whaa?

BTW, she looks like the Cat Lady now.

ThurgreedMarshall 09-20-2006 01:06 PM
Yesterday
 
Quote:
Originally posted by NotFromHere
Join the club. But you are stuck as I am stuck. So deal with it.

In other news. Clay Aiken's new look and comments about the gay rumors.

http://img.timeinc.net/people/i/2006...clay_aiken.jpg



That's not a definitive no.
Who the fuck cares? Do you? Really?

TM

ltl/fb 09-20-2006 01:09 PM
Yesterday
 
Quote:
Originally posted by robustpuppy
Oh, I don't like this picture so much as Coltrane's. But I still like her hair.
Her right eye is prettier than her left eye.

ltl/fb 09-20-2006 01:10 PM
Yesterday
 
Quote:
Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Who the fuck cares? Do you? Really?

TM
If that is a swimming pool behind him? I'd rather be there than at work.

taxwonk 09-20-2006 01:12 PM
Yesterday
 
Quote:
Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
No, but your rack is multiples of every other chick's on the list.

Cicely Tyson? Dude, I just looked through her photos? Whaa?

BTW, she looks like the Cat Lady now.
http://www.carolhansengrey.com/graph...icelyTyson.jpg

Yes, Cicely Tyson

Mmmm, Burger (C.J.) 09-20-2006 01:13 PM
Yesterday
 
Quote:
Originally posted by ltl/fb
If that is a swimming pool behind him? I'd rather be there than at work.
There's a swimming pool and an ocean. The ocean would be good for you.

Hank Chinaski 09-20-2006 01:13 PM
Yesterday
 
Quote:
Originally posted by ltl/fb
If that is a swimming pool behind him?
"What do you say (to that question)? … It's like when I was 8. I remember something would get broken in the house, and Mom and Dad would call me in and say, 'Did you do this?' Well, it didn't matter what I said. The only thing they would believe was yes. … You are going to believe what you want.

taxwonk 09-20-2006 01:13 PM
Yesterday
 
Quote:
Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
You wish it were that part.

TM
The exotic good looks part?

NotFromHere 09-20-2006 01:14 PM
For TM
 
Quote:
Originally posted by ltl/fb
Why do I care?

I think I am actually cranky today.
Go have some herbal tea and calm down. You say you aren't stressed, and yet all signs point to yes.

And for those of us who watched the Biggest Loser last year, Matt, the former wrestler and Suzy, the one with the cat-eye glasses got married.

http://img.timeinc.net/people/i/2006...att_hoover.jpg

Shape Shifter 09-20-2006 01:16 PM
Yesterday
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
There's a swimming pool and an ocean. The ocean would be good for you.
I think she'd like a Burger.

ltl/fb 09-20-2006 01:16 PM
Yesterday
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
There's a swimming pool and an ocean. The ocean would be good for you.
But it's harder to drown in salt water.

ETA and what shifty said.

Paisley 09-20-2006 01:20 PM
Yesterday
 
Quote:
Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
You wish it were that part.

TM
Is it twue what they say?

Paisley 09-20-2006 01:22 PM
Yesterday
 
Quote:
Originally posted by ltl/fb
If that is a swimming pool behind him? I'd rather be there than at work.
Go to Shutters for lunch. Or the cafe at Spa Mystique.

taxwonk 09-20-2006 01:22 PM
Yesterday
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Paisley
Is it twue what they say?
I wouldn't ask Thurgreed. He's an admitted pencil dick.

ThurgreedMarshall 09-20-2006 01:23 PM
Yesterday
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Shape Shifter
I think she'd like a Burger.
No a cheeseburger. She wants a hotdog. She wants a milkshake. She wants potato sala...

TM

ThurgreedMarshall 09-20-2006 01:25 PM
Yesterday
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Paisley
Is it twue what they say?
Please. You're makin' a German spectacle of yourself. Auf Weidersein, Baby.

TM

Oliver_Wendell_Ramone 09-20-2006 01:25 PM
Yesterday
 
Quote:
Originally posted by ltl/fb
If that is a swimming pool behind him? I'd rather be there than at work.
If GWINK were there with you, we know who'd win a swim race, anyway.

Replaced_Texan 09-20-2006 01:28 PM
Yesterday
 
Quote:
Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Please. You're makin' a German spectacle of yourself. Auf Weidersein, Baby.

TM
I would love to see someone say that on Project Runway to Heidi Klum when they get kicked off the show.

Shape Shifter 09-20-2006 01:29 PM
Detachable Penis
 
  • Nu Wong
    The world's first penis transplant.
    By William Saletan
    Updated Wednesday, Sept. 20, 2006, at 9:11 AM ET
    (For the latest Human Nature columns on baby-making, global obesity, and living death, click here.)

    Chinese doctors performed the world's first documented penis transplant. An unexplained accident left the patient with a "small stump," unable to urinate properly or have sex. Doctors gave him the penis of a brain-dead man whose parents agreed to donate it. Good news: After 10 days, he could "urinate smoothly" and showed no signs of tissue rejection. Bad news: After two weeks, "because of the wife's psychological rejection as well as the swollen shape of the transplanted penis," the organ "regretfully had to be cut off." Upbeat conclusion: We're figuring out the human body. Skeptical conclusion: We still have no clue about the human mind. (For updates on the world's first two face transplants, click here, here, and here. For Human Nature's take on genital mutilation, click here.)

http://www.slate.com/id/2149854/


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