LawTalkers - Fashionistas you have arrived 3-25-03

Originally posted by W.W.L.D.
So, to pull a popular move around here and turn a topic into my own, I remember seeing in the French flick "Fat Girl" that the cad-eventual-deflower told this girl that having anal intercourse would allow her to remain a virgin, but still be a demonstration of her love.

Anyone ever had this line tried on them?

I heard similar statements in the months after I moved to San Francisco. But phrased much less politely.

NotFromHere

08-07-2003 01:33 PM

Punk'd

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Originally posted by W.W.L.D.
Vandals hit SF Starbucks: hee hee.

But where will we get our coffee in the morning?!?

Hey asshole - when did vandalism become funny?

Seven of Nine

08-07-2003 01:34 PM

Poll: Flash Mobs, not Funk Mobs.

So....I was just minding my own business the other day, when I was nearly suffocated within a Flash Mob at the Harvard Coop.
After seeing it and reading the later reports, I think, what a fun thing to do! So, I have two poll questions for the board:

1. Has anyone ever been in a Flash Mob (and if so, what kind); and
2. What kind of Flash Mob should we, the legal illuminati, attempt?

Just curious.

Seven
http://www.sfgate.com/news/pictures/...flashmobs9.jpg
A Hallmark moment: Nearly 200 people arrive at the greeting store section of Harvard's COOP store for Boston's first "flash mob" event.
"Flash mobs" are crowds that converge at prearranged locations to perform wacky stunts -- in this case, pretending to look for a card for a friend.

paigowprincess

08-07-2003 01:44 PM

Contest: Last Bilmore Standing

Who is it folks? Is it:

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Originally posted by Sidd Finch
I heard similar statements in the months after I moved to San Francisco. But phrased much less politely.

Or from leagl:- in response to this-------------------------------------------------------------------------------
BR(the fact that she was chubby, short and had a rather violently snub nose and therefore jokes about the G position were often embroidered with images of piggies on all fours squealing didn't help)C
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And people say kids are cruel.

or is it anyting from Lookingfor "thanks but we already have a bilmore" market?

sebastian_dangerfield

08-07-2003 01:45 PM

No Slot C Rippage

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Originally posted by Bad_Rich_Chic
I knew a chick like this in HS. She took it up the butt because (i) she didn't want to get pregnant (apparently condom use was beyond her) and (ii) she didn't feel it was right to deny sex to one's boyfriend. While I know many on this board will hail her for (ii), even if the reasoning was just an excuse to do something she enjoyed but knew others might consider pervy, I think we all need to acknowledge that she's an idiot (even though she was a really nice girl). How do we know she's an idiot? Because she told everyone. Let's say her name was "Gertrude." The phrase "the G position" became common slang in my HS within 2 weeks, and this girl never caught on to what people found funny about it or what it meant, even though it appeared in the school paper, various school radio broadcasts, and several graduation-related speeches. If anyone else was doing it, they definitely weren't talking.

BR(the fact that she was chubby, short and had a rather violently snub nose and therefore jokes about the G position were often embroidered with images of piggies on all fours squealing didn't help)C

I knew a very twisted chick like this in LAW SCHOOL. No, I am not kidding. She was a huge girl who came from a family of Irish Jesus Freaks. She'd get drunk as hell and attack this one guy whom she wanted. Finally, one night after a party at his place, she passed out in his bed. Well, he was inebriated and so went for it. She then told him he could only go for slot C. When he protested that he'd rather have conventional sex she said she was saving herself for marriage.

S(this bit of idiocy once again brought to you by organized religion)D

blueballs

08-07-2003 01:50 PM

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Originally posted by NotFromHere
Hey asshole - when did vandalism become funny?

Hey punk from nowhere, when did it stop being funny is the real question? The answer is never! Vive le revoluccion!

Penske_Account

08-07-2003 01:54 PM

No Slot C Rippage

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Originally posted by Bad_Rich_Chic
I knew a chick like this in HS. She took it up the butt because she was chubby, short and had a rather violently snub nose and therefore jokes about the G position were often embroidered with images of piggies on all fours squealing didn't help)C

You went to HS with Thurgreed's mama?!?

NotFromHere

08-07-2003 02:01 PM

This just in

I read somewhere (OK, it was People magazine) that Lucy Liu and Lara Flynn Boyle are dating younger guys.
It seems that LFB is dating some guy named Penske...coincidence?

Did you just call me Coltrane?

08-07-2003 02:02 PM

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Originally posted by evenodds
ESPN reported two 911 calls from his home to treat undisclosed women. One in May, one in early July. One woman hospitalized. The other treated in the home.

What the hell was he doing, beating women with it?

Replaced_Texan

08-07-2003 02:04 PM

Strip City

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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
I have been told by GFs that spending the night partying with strippers creates a presumption - rebuttable, of course - that you had sex with the stripper(s). I am not sure what the standard of proof is to rebut the presumption, but I have never met it.

Speaking of strippers, I have a book recommendation for Sidd. I'm almost through "Strip City" by Lily Burana, who was a stripper turned journalist. Several years after she stopped stripping, she got engaged, and she decided to do a last tour across the US to come to terms with her stripping past. She started out by going to Stripper School in Florida, and then she stripped in clubs in Pueblo, Colorado, Vegas, Dallas, El Paso, Ankorage, and Chyanne. She was one of the named plaintiffs in the case against the Mitchell Brothers in San Francisco regarding stage fees and independent contractor status. So far it's been an interesting book with some laugh out loud funny moments and some pretty sad ones too. I'm not quite done with the book, but I'd recommend it to the FB on general principle and also because I think it's fairly well written.

NotFromHere

08-07-2003 02:05 PM

Punk'd

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Originally posted by blueballs
Hey punk from nowhere, when did it stop being funny is the real question? The answer is never! Vive le revoluccion!

Hey loser sock that never ejaculates, typical that you wouldn't get it since vandalism is immature, irresponsible behavior.

Penske_Account

08-07-2003 02:06 PM

No Slot C Rippage

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I knew a very twisted chick like this in LAW SCHOOL. No, I am not kidding. She was a huge girl who came from a family of Irish Jesus Freaks. She'd get drunk as hell and attack this one guy whom she wanted. Finally, one night after a party at his place, she passed out in his bed. Well, he was inebriated and so went for it. She then told him he could only go for slot C. When he protested that he'd rather have conventional sex she said she was saving herself for marriage.

S(this bit of idiocy once again brought to you by organized religion)D

That sounds like the m.o., from back in the days, of that Philadelphia area High school lacrosse coach who just got busted for making love to several of her young teenage charges?

Coincidence?

Anne Elk

08-07-2003 02:13 PM

No Slot C Rippage

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Oh, hell, you have to try everything once. I've had a chick pull the "prostate exam" move on me... Ain't my thing, but a buddy swears by it. Why not at least try every orifice? You only live once - you might be missing something you dig.

S(don't be heinous, explore the anus)D

I'll try just about anything once. But, when I see the size of Tab A there ain't no way it's going into Slot C. Other, smaller tabs, have played with Slot C. Don't like it at all.

I've only had one guy ask for Slot C, do you FB boys really like it that much, or do you just like to talk about it?

Sidd Finch

08-07-2003 02:15 PM

Strip City

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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
"Strip City" by Lily Burana

A few questions:

1. Is this one of those "I was a stripper, but now I realize how disgusting it all was and I think all the guys who go to strip clubs are evil assholes" type rants?

2. Is it the polar opposite of the above, in following the "being a stripper lets me experience the power of my womanhood, and is liberating for all women involved" line?

3. Are there pictures?

4. Am I in any of the pictures?

Penske_Account

08-07-2003 02:16 PM

the glass is half full

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Originally posted by NotFromHere
I read somewhere (OK, it was People magazine) that Lucy Liu and Lara Flynn Boyle are dating younger guys.
It seems that LFB is dating some guy named Penske...coincidence?

No. I'd do LFB. Why not, maybe I'd learn something.

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