No Slot C Rippage
 

Yes.

the glass is half full
 

And as a bonus, she's a cheap date. Not like she eats or anything...

Strip City
 

1. No.

2. Sort of. But it's more of a "I was a stripper and I got into the sisterhood thing because I danced for a while at the Lusty Lady, but I'm still not sure about why I got into it and I'm going back to come to terms with what stripping really means." It's also a "I'm very interested in the history of stripping and the stories that are out there so I'm going to look a little deeper and ask a bunch of strippers for their stories."

3. On the front cover there's a picture of a made up eye and back inside cover there's a picture of the author. She's busty.

4. Not unless you've had a sex change since I last saw you.

Strip City
 

I've read it too. I liked it.
In the same vein (the "stripping is interesting historically + sort of empowering blah blah blah "vein) I started reading the "Sisters of Salome". I don't know how a book about stripping could be one of the most boring books ever, but it is. I gave up halfway. Would not recommend.

Update on Tongue Splitting
 

Toungue spliting illegal in Illinois.

No pictures.

the glass is half full
 

yeah but she makes up for it with all the cigarettes and cocaine. It could end up being quite expensive.

No Slot C Rippage
 

Don't say that until you've seen the particular Tab A.

Update on Tongue Splitting
 

Not really illegal, you just have to go to a Dr. or dentist. I foresee a new medical specialty in Ill.

No Slot C Rippage
 

I have. It almost worked, too. But then Penske was too drunk to get it up.

TISVVWWT (There is something very very wrong with that.)

No Slot C Rippage
 

Do you ever sit at work, doing really boring document review and think to yourself, "Man, I could go for a really wild fucking right now?" Like I want to go down to the sidewalk and find some Big Tex coming back from Au Bon Pain and just invite him up to the office for a few minutes.

This just in
 

OK, seems like I'm head of the Charlie's Angels committee even though I have not seen the movies. Well, it was free on HBO, but even then, 20 minutes was all I could take.
And knowing that this will send half of you out to "Google" here goes....


Aug. 7 — Cameron Diaz’s lawyers are fighting tooth and nail to keep nudie pics of her from going public — and some are wondering why, seeing as how the Internet is loaded with provocative shots of the star. A SIMPLE GOOGLE SEARCH of “Cameron Diaz nude” turns up numerous sites that show multiple photos of the actress — or someone who looks an awfully lot like her — in various states of undress. (Scoop warning: some of these sites have added features or pop-up ads that are downright nasty.) “Cameron is sweet,” says a source who knows her “but let’s face it, she’s not Mother Teresa and has not been shy about showing her body on a number of occasions. Those must be some pretty wild shots.”

Please someone let me know if the pop-up ads are truly "downright nasty" or if these people are just sensitive.


I hate Cameron Diaz anyway

No Slot C Rippage
 

Tab A on the only guy who asked for Slot C was, ahem, well, really, ah, big in both girth and length.

Is there an average size to Tab A, or have I been lucky enough to date men who are mostly* well endowed?

Anne
I've run the gamut from "Will the condom to stay on?" to "OH MY GOD! Will the condom fit?"

the glass is half full
 

good, more for me.

No Slot C Rippage
 

I don't think we have Au Bon Pain here. At least not in my end of the tunnel.

No Slot C Rippage
 

You'll just have to wait til Breasticle Day to find out.*

SS
*Not Kobe